I would have gone with “A fighter and not a pisser”
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I would have gone with “A fighter and not a pisser”
Hot takes! Thousands of them!
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hot takes! Thousands of them!
Ok The Sun front page subs, take the rest of the night off, well done.
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Ok The Sun front page subs, take the rest of the night off, well done.
Congratulations to Sir James Anderson
October 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Congratulations to Sir James Anderson
"O'Reilly's a cut-price cock-up artist". RIP Prunella Scales.
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
"O'Reilly's a cut-price cock-up artist". RIP Prunella Scales.
Don’t forget to put your clocks back.
October 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Don’t forget to put your clocks back.
We’ve reached a new level of Greatest Sporting Trophy here. Cricket nerds (I’m looking at you @xvh.bsky.social) won’t believe that the Moose Cup has been topped.
October 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
We’ve reached a new level of Greatest Sporting Trophy here. Cricket nerds (I’m looking at you @xvh.bsky.social) won’t believe that the Moose Cup has been topped.
Mysterious items found in the office today
October 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Mysterious items found in the office today
This is possibly a new personal worst for a Diet Coke sold in a can. Benugo in St James’s Park in London. £3.25!
October 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This is possibly a new personal worst for a Diet Coke sold in a can. Benugo in St James’s Park in London. £3.25!
Let’s do the fucking news
October 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Let’s do the fucking news
How do you answer your phone?
September 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
How do you answer your phone?
The Enid Blyton joke is still funny.
August 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The Enid Blyton joke is still funny.
The serialisation of the new book about Prince Andrew is an eye-opener for several reasons.
August 3, 2025 at 9:40 AM
The serialisation of the new book about Prince Andrew is an eye-opener for several reasons.
Wendy Cope is 80 today.
July 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Wendy Cope is 80 today.
You must have read Maureen Jurkowski’s thesis.
July 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You must have read Maureen Jurkowski’s thesis.
Bluesky is still not better than Twitter no 3,437: over there loads of people are making jokes about a footballer named Mussolini signing for Lazio. I would have been straight in there with this gif.
June 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Bluesky is still not better than Twitter no 3,437: over there loads of people are making jokes about a footballer named Mussolini signing for Lazio. I would have been straight in there with this gif.
The perfect catch-all wire story for our times.
June 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The perfect catch-all wire story for our times.
(To the tune of Seven Nation Army)
Ohhhhh
Ohhhhh
June 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
(To the tune of Seven Nation Army)
Ohhhhh
Ohhhhh