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David Cake
@davecakes.bsky.social
Part time Illustrator, DM for commissions, generously hipped and UC sufferer.
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I really only come on here for me.
You can as easily just not make anymore bond films.
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Do you ever make an emotional connection with a a song and think ‘great I won’t be able to listen to that again’?
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
95 days ‘til Christmas
96 days ‘til Christmas
97 days ‘til Christmas
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Custard is a magnetic drink.
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Imagine if they just change the national flags now.
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
No I can’t pick up a car with my natural magnetism Karl, it’s not what that means.
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Magnets are magic and we learn not to ask too many questions of them.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Reposted by David Cake
February 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Is Geoff Norcott in the news for saying edgy things that 33% of the public agrees with.
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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You’ve dropped the fish Geoff!
This has to be one of the saddest headline, picture combinations I've ever seen
February 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Dave’s dumpling double down disaster (I ate too many dumplings)
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I might just start posting what I’m having for dinner every night.
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
96 days ‘til Christmas
97 days ‘til Christmas
98 days ‘til Christmas
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Imagine being called Joey Flamboyant.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. The Americans need to learn the Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! chant asap.
Music to my ears. Being booed by 20,000+ people! Good job DC!
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
It should be illegal how knackered I am. X
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. The Americans need to learn the Wanker! Wanker! Wanker! chant asap.
Music to my ears. Being booed by 20,000+ people! Good job DC!
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I woke up starving so I might eat something.
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Pick your new Director-General of the BBC
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Wasting his potential.
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The obvious choice for Director General of the BBC is me. I know you’re all thinking it.
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Tim Davie’s finally fucked off then.
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Slowly uploading the ones I like from my now deleted soundcloud account. This is my favourite instrumental I've written. No worries if not!

soundclick.com/song/15142295
Silly Little Moment by Lee Harvey
Silly Little Moment - Three guitar original instrumental composition. #acoustic #improvisation #originalSongs #guitar
soundclick.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
97 days ‘til Christmas
98 days ‘til Christmas
99 days til Christmas
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Only being able to judge distance by how many Capri-Suns I’ll get through.
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM