Dan McPainInTheKnees
@danmckee.bsky.social
HALF NAKED, GIN IN HAND AND CORONATION STREET LOOMING ON THE HORIZON.
Drowned rat here lads
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Drowned rat here lads
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Yates’s Wine Lodge, Liverpool, 1983, photo by Martin Parr.
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Yates’s Wine Lodge, Liverpool, 1983, photo by Martin Parr.
The sheringham bus shelter has made Reddit
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The sheringham bus shelter has made Reddit
Crossroads under water
Right, getting myself all prepared for #RussellToveyFuckeAFysh by revisiting Warriors On The Cheap, AKA Beige Under Seas.
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Crossroads under water
New top bought on a “I could probably make that work with something” whim seemingly works better than expected
(And I’ve now lost enough mass to wear an XL which is something)
(And I’ve now lost enough mass to wear an XL which is something)
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
New top bought on a “I could probably make that work with something” whim seemingly works better than expected
(And I’ve now lost enough mass to wear an XL which is something)
(And I’ve now lost enough mass to wear an XL which is something)
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IT IS RUSSELL TOVEY FUCKE A FYSH DAY!
8.30pm, BBC One. You WILL believe a man can fucke a fysh.
If anyone with better eyes and fingers than me wants to make and post fanart of this occasion, do so with the hashtag #RussellToveyFuckeAFysh
8.30pm, BBC One. You WILL believe a man can fucke a fysh.
If anyone with better eyes and fingers than me wants to make and post fanart of this occasion, do so with the hashtag #RussellToveyFuckeAFysh
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
IT IS RUSSELL TOVEY FUCKE A FYSH DAY!
8.30pm, BBC One. You WILL believe a man can fucke a fysh.
If anyone with better eyes and fingers than me wants to make and post fanart of this occasion, do so with the hashtag #RussellToveyFuckeAFysh
8.30pm, BBC One. You WILL believe a man can fucke a fysh.
If anyone with better eyes and fingers than me wants to make and post fanart of this occasion, do so with the hashtag #RussellToveyFuckeAFysh
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We should all do this
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
We should all do this
She’ll be in panto in a decade
Nothing. But. The. Best.
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
She’ll be in panto in a decade
God what are the other 9 places like
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
God what are the other 9 places like
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A bit of nonsense from a couple of years back, and pretty fitting with #TheWarBetween almost here, not to mention the new feature-length cut of The Sea Devils. If you love #DoctorWho and absurdly niche 1970s comic classifieds, this one’s probably for you.
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
A bit of nonsense from a couple of years back, and pretty fitting with #TheWarBetween almost here, not to mention the new feature-length cut of The Sea Devils. If you love #DoctorWho and absurdly niche 1970s comic classifieds, this one’s probably for you.
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Good luck everyone. #DoctorWho #TheWarBetween
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Good luck everyone. #DoctorWho #TheWarBetween
I have to make a deliberate effort not to say “alright bor” when I say hello to people
@robwords.bsky.social
Really enjoyed the your 'dog/big' video. I have a possible avenue of exploration re: 'BOY'.
In this vid about Suffolk topolect, it mentions how 'BOR' (Alright bor') sounds like 'boy' but is a corruption of 'BAUER' (farmer/farmer's lad/peasant) - 7:14.
youtu.be/hS4o48WgUKw?...
Really enjoyed the your 'dog/big' video. I have a possible avenue of exploration re: 'BOY'.
In this vid about Suffolk topolect, it mentions how 'BOR' (Alright bor') sounds like 'boy' but is a corruption of 'BAUER' (farmer/farmer's lad/peasant) - 7:14.
youtu.be/hS4o48WgUKw?...
Suffolk dialect with Charlie Haylock
YouTube video by Suffolk News
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I have to make a deliberate effort not to say “alright bor” when I say hello to people
Flash Gordon the answer is always Flash Gordon
What’s your favourite movie that YOU KNOW is fantastic, and you couldn’t care less if movie snobs would say it “isn’t real cinema?”
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Flash Gordon the answer is always Flash Gordon
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You know how often ghosts are the spirits of people who died with something unfinished? Hauntings are a symptom of ADHD lol
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
You know how often ghosts are the spirits of people who died with something unfinished? Hauntings are a symptom of ADHD lol
Ok I felt this one
The black cotton T-shirt had recently celebrated five happy years with autistic man, Dexter Livingstone, 29, but was left “shocked and hurt” when shortly after the anniversary, Livingstone began seeing other T-shirts.
Love rat! Autistic man cheats on long-term T-shirt
An autistic man’s T-shirt is devastated to discover that after five years of exclusivity, its owner has purchased a second one, sources have revealed. The black cotton T-shirt had recently…
thedailytism.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Ok I felt this one
It’s not readily apparent as she was European but my grandmother was a refugee and the absolute state of where we are now disgusts me
December 7, 2025 at 9:46 AM
It’s not readily apparent as she was European but my grandmother was a refugee and the absolute state of where we are now disgusts me
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
Picture of the staff who operate this BlueSky account
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Picture of the staff who operate this BlueSky account
Fleas
Adam
Had’em
Adam
Had’em
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Fleas
Adam
Had’em
Adam
Had’em
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Thank you @danmckee.bsky.social for being the reason Ben Cook now has "fucke a fysh" on his timeline.
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Thank you @danmckee.bsky.social for being the reason Ben Cook now has "fucke a fysh" on his timeline.
A hatch and trent I don’t own
Bruce Forsyth(e) lends his talents to the patriotic 1968 campaign to boost the British economy with this Trent-Hatch single I'm Backing Britain. It apparently sold just over 7000 copies amid nationwide indifference. Sorry Brucie.
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A hatch and trent I don’t own
Did somebody call
Sonny And Cher – Christmas Special (CBS, 1972). Opening song, unfunny banter, unfunny sketch, OK cover song, unfunny sketch, unfunny sketch, charmless song, unfunny banter, charmless song, sickly sincere outro. Nuclear grade '70s cheese, suitable only for those with highest cringe level tolerance.
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Did somebody call
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bluesky wrapped and its how many new diagnoses you have that you learned about from shitposts
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
bluesky wrapped and its how many new diagnoses you have that you learned about from shitposts