Grumpelstiltskin
@maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
Voted Best Newcomer - 2017, 2018 & 2024
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Suggested plan for non-right UK parties:
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
This suggests that middle aged men could make fantastic ski jumpers just by having their extremely saggy ball bags outside their suits creating some kind of huge nutsack sail
Times article has an incredible illustration
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
This suggests that middle aged men could make fantastic ski jumpers just by having their extremely saggy ball bags outside their suits creating some kind of huge nutsack sail
Oh FFS!
My folks are gonna kill me! I told them to put everything they had in Fartcoin!
At least I still have my Quimcoin, Wankcoin and Bonercoin holdings!
My folks are gonna kill me! I told them to put everything they had in Fartcoin!
At least I still have my Quimcoin, Wankcoin and Bonercoin holdings!
There are drawdowns. And then there’s Melania Coin.
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Oh FFS!
My folks are gonna kill me! I told them to put everything they had in Fartcoin!
At least I still have my Quimcoin, Wankcoin and Bonercoin holdings!
My folks are gonna kill me! I told them to put everything they had in Fartcoin!
At least I still have my Quimcoin, Wankcoin and Bonercoin holdings!
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The whitest thing that has ever happened!
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
The whitest thing that has ever happened!
The whitest thing that has ever happened!
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
The whitest thing that has ever happened!
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Answering, “not bad” when asked how you are, irrespective of actual mood.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Answering, “not bad” when asked how you are, irrespective of actual mood.
Big Chungus deal approved!
February 5, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Big Chungus deal approved!
Answering, “not bad” when asked how you are, irrespective of actual mood.
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Answering, “not bad” when asked how you are, irrespective of actual mood.
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Shouting “WHEY!” when anyone drops a glass or plate in a pub/restaurant
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Shouting “WHEY!” when anyone drops a glass or plate in a pub/restaurant
Shouting “WHEY!” when anyone drops a glass or plate in a pub/restaurant
What "core British values" has "the left" not defended? Can someone ask this sentient fucking saucepan what he means?
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Shouting “WHEY!” when anyone drops a glass or plate in a pub/restaurant
Just had 5 minutes of Dickinson’s Real Deal on the TV.
It is so weird and singularly, the most depressing program ever made.
Does give me an excuse to post this again though, so swings and roundabouts!
It is so weird and singularly, the most depressing program ever made.
Does give me an excuse to post this again though, so swings and roundabouts!
February 5, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Just had 5 minutes of Dickinson’s Real Deal on the TV.
It is so weird and singularly, the most depressing program ever made.
Does give me an excuse to post this again though, so swings and roundabouts!
It is so weird and singularly, the most depressing program ever made.
Does give me an excuse to post this again though, so swings and roundabouts!
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The amazing Bobby Davro clip just popped up on YouTube where he:
- Is in stocks
- Has his trousers taken down
- Has Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggars singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and dancing next to him
He then falls forward, face first and nearly dies.
Is like a fever dream!
- Is in stocks
- Has his trousers taken down
- Has Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggars singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and dancing next to him
He then falls forward, face first and nearly dies.
Is like a fever dream!
a close up of a person 's face with the time 21:10 on the bottom
Alt: Bobby Davro in stocks falling forward
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
The amazing Bobby Davro clip just popped up on YouTube where he:
- Is in stocks
- Has his trousers taken down
- Has Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggars singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and dancing next to him
He then falls forward, face first and nearly dies.
Is like a fever dream!
- Is in stocks
- Has his trousers taken down
- Has Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggars singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and dancing next to him
He then falls forward, face first and nearly dies.
Is like a fever dream!
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GTA 6 launch date announcement incoming!!!
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
GTA 6 launch date announcement incoming!!!
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The thing is… this is just utter bollocks.
‘Calling out’ racism while still using language clearly trying to appease racists, cunts, and most of all, racist cunts!
‘Calling out’ racism while still using language clearly trying to appease racists, cunts, and most of all, racist cunts!
Keir Starmer attacks the racism of Reform and Matt Goodwin but then adds that "Britain has also been let down by a mindset on the left of politics that is too slow to defend core British values"
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
The thing is… this is just utter bollocks.
‘Calling out’ racism while still using language clearly trying to appease racists, cunts, and most of all, racist cunts!
‘Calling out’ racism while still using language clearly trying to appease racists, cunts, and most of all, racist cunts!
GTA 6 launch date announcement incoming!!!
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
GTA 6 launch date announcement incoming!!!
The unredacted photo
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
The unredacted photo
Staunton Lick time!!
February 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Staunton Lick time!!
The amazing Bobby Davro clip just popped up on YouTube where he:
- Is in stocks
- Has his trousers taken down
- Has Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggars singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and dancing next to him
He then falls forward, face first and nearly dies.
Is like a fever dream!
- Is in stocks
- Has his trousers taken down
- Has Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggars singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and dancing next to him
He then falls forward, face first and nearly dies.
Is like a fever dream!
a close up of a person 's face with the time 21:10 on the bottom
Alt: Bobby Davro in stocks falling forward
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
The amazing Bobby Davro clip just popped up on YouTube where he:
- Is in stocks
- Has his trousers taken down
- Has Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggars singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and dancing next to him
He then falls forward, face first and nearly dies.
Is like a fever dream!
- Is in stocks
- Has his trousers taken down
- Has Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggars singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and dancing next to him
He then falls forward, face first and nearly dies.
Is like a fever dream!
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Has any makeup company ever come out with Texas Chainsaw Mascara??
If not - it’s my idea, you can’t have it!
If not - it’s my idea, you can’t have it!
a cartoon of donald duck standing on a fence
Alt: a cartoon of Scrooge mcduck jumping into his money
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Has any makeup company ever come out with Texas Chainsaw Mascara??
If not - it’s my idea, you can’t have it!
If not - it’s my idea, you can’t have it!