Grumpelstiltskin
@maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
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Suggested plan for non-right UK parties:
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
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I’ll say this for Linehan, he’s got a fucking massive head!
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I’ll say this for Linehan, he’s got a fucking massive head!
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“Please put your hand up if you’ve shat yourself. Again.”
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
“Please put your hand up if you’ve shat yourself. Again.”
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Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.
Devastated!
Devastated!
a group of stuffed animals are standing next to each other in a cave with their mouths open .
Alt: Fraggles going a conga
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.
Devastated!
Devastated!
“Please put your hand up if you’ve shat yourself. Again.”
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
“Please put your hand up if you’ve shat yourself. Again.”
I’ll say this for Linehan, he’s got a fucking massive head!
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I’ll say this for Linehan, he’s got a fucking massive head!
Is he the first person whose head, rather than neck, is too big for their collar?
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Is he the first person whose head, rather than neck, is too big for their collar?
And people say Google is shit now!
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
And people say Google is shit now!
Just went out and needed sunglasses for the first time this year!
Summer’s here!!!
Summer’s here!!!
a cartoon of homer simpson laying on a pillow drinking a drink and talking on a cell phone
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson laying on a pillow drinking a drink and talking on a cell phone
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Just went out and needed sunglasses for the first time this year!
Summer’s here!!!
Summer’s here!!!
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"We have identified the leader of Antifa"
February 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
"We have identified the leader of Antifa"
"We have identified the leader of Antifa"
February 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
"We have identified the leader of Antifa"
What the fuck is going on??
There is about 1000% too much news currently and it’s all horrible, like this.
There is about 1000% too much news currently and it’s all horrible, like this.
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
What the fuck is going on??
There is about 1000% too much news currently and it’s all horrible, like this.
There is about 1000% too much news currently and it’s all horrible, like this.
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Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
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Am sure it’s nothing for him to sweat over!
BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in 2010
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Am sure it’s nothing for him to sweat over!
Am sure it’s nothing for him to sweat over!
BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in 2010
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Am sure it’s nothing for him to sweat over!
Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.
Devastated!
Devastated!
a group of stuffed animals are standing next to each other in a cave with their mouths open .
Alt: Fraggles going a conga
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.
Devastated!
Devastated!
Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
That’s how you do a cover!
Great song with unmistakeable Pulp sound/arrangement.
So good!
Great song with unmistakeable Pulp sound/arrangement.
So good!
I've long felt that "The Day Before You Came" is one of the finest songs I've ever heard. Having seen what happens when Pulp get their hands on it, I see no reason to change my mind. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wd1...
Pulp - The Day Before You Came (ABBA Cover) in the Radio 2 Piano Room
YouTube video by BBC Music
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:30 AM
That’s how you do a cover!
Great song with unmistakeable Pulp sound/arrangement.
So good!
Great song with unmistakeable Pulp sound/arrangement.
So good!
This came into my head so now you have to see it too!
February 3, 2026 at 8:28 AM
This came into my head so now you have to see it too!
The before and after of Sam Neill’s de-aging is truly incredible!
February 3, 2026 at 7:46 AM
The before and after of Sam Neill’s de-aging is truly incredible!
DONALD CUNT!
Is that anything??
Is that anything??
February 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
DONALD CUNT!
Is that anything??
Is that anything??