Grumpelstiltskin
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Suggested plan for non-right UK parties:
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
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People that have a problem with this need to grow up.
She clearly has autonomy and is wearing something she is happy /comfortable in. More power to her!
Anyway, I just remembered I need to go hang some lace curtains.
She clearly has autonomy and is wearing something she is happy /comfortable in. More power to her!
Anyway, I just remembered I need to go hang some lace curtains.
February 2, 2026 at 7:51 AM
People that have a problem with this need to grow up.
She clearly has autonomy and is wearing something she is happy /comfortable in. More power to her!
Anyway, I just remembered I need to go hang some lace curtains.
She clearly has autonomy and is wearing something she is happy /comfortable in. More power to her!
Anyway, I just remembered I need to go hang some lace curtains.
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100% the press are getting rushed out as he either has, or is about to, shit himself
Wow! For the second time today, Trump abruptly wraps up an event and refuses to take questions from reporters
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
100% the press are getting rushed out as he either has, or is about to, shit himself
Why the fuck is there a photo of him in his tighty-whities?
a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Why the fuck is there a photo of him in his tighty-whities?
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When a kid in my school shat himself in class he ended up having to move schools through embarrassment.
I’m not saying that is right but if that poor guy had to, surely the US President should have to fuck off too!
I’m not saying that is right but if that poor guy had to, surely the US President should have to fuck off too!
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 AM
When a kid in my school shat himself in class he ended up having to move schools through embarrassment.
I’m not saying that is right but if that poor guy had to, surely the US President should have to fuck off too!
I’m not saying that is right but if that poor guy had to, surely the US President should have to fuck off too!
Had to venture outside for a Doctor’s appointment.
Not happy!
Not happy!
February 2, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Had to venture outside for a Doctor’s appointment.
Not happy!
Not happy!
When a kid in my school shat himself in class he ended up having to move schools through embarrassment.
I’m not saying that is right but if that poor guy had to, surely the US President should have to fuck off too!
I’m not saying that is right but if that poor guy had to, surely the US President should have to fuck off too!
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 AM
When a kid in my school shat himself in class he ended up having to move schools through embarrassment.
I’m not saying that is right but if that poor guy had to, surely the US President should have to fuck off too!
I’m not saying that is right but if that poor guy had to, surely the US President should have to fuck off too!
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I said he shat himself!
100% the press are getting rushed out as he either has, or is about to, shit himself
Wow! For the second time today, Trump abruptly wraps up an event and refuses to take questions from reporters
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I said he shat himself!
People that have a problem with this need to grow up.
She clearly has autonomy and is wearing something she is happy /comfortable in. More power to her!
Anyway, I just remembered I need to go hang some lace curtains.
She clearly has autonomy and is wearing something she is happy /comfortable in. More power to her!
Anyway, I just remembered I need to go hang some lace curtains.
February 2, 2026 at 7:51 AM
People that have a problem with this need to grow up.
She clearly has autonomy and is wearing something she is happy /comfortable in. More power to her!
Anyway, I just remembered I need to go hang some lace curtains.
She clearly has autonomy and is wearing something she is happy /comfortable in. More power to her!
Anyway, I just remembered I need to go hang some lace curtains.
Recreation of Trump’s recent ‘scatty’ press conference
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Recreation of Trump’s recent ‘scatty’ press conference
Whose worse? Andrew or Epstein?
February 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Whose worse? Andrew or Epstein?
I said he shat himself!
100% the press are getting rushed out as he either has, or is about to, shit himself
Wow! For the second time today, Trump abruptly wraps up an event and refuses to take questions from reporters
February 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I said he shat himself!
Great weekend for Arsenal all round!
Hoping Anneke Borbe is ok!
Hoping Anneke Borbe is ok!
Arsenal win the first ever FIFA Women’s Champions Cup 🏆
Renee Slegers' side achieved glory with a 3-2 victory over Corinthians — Caitlin Foord netted the winner in extra-time.
Renee Slegers' side achieved glory with a 3-2 victory over Corinthians — Caitlin Foord netted the winner in extra-time.
February 1, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Great weekend for Arsenal all round!
Hoping Anneke Borbe is ok!
Hoping Anneke Borbe is ok!
Alvin Stardust - invented the dance style known as Voguing (1974)
February 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Alvin Stardust - invented the dance style known as Voguing (1974)
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Mr Blobby has defected to Reform
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Mr Blobby has defected to Reform
Mr Blobby has defected to Reform
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Mr Blobby has defected to Reform
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This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 12:55 AM
This is who runs this account.
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Love the look of the first stills from the Sam Mendes Beatles movies! What a cast!
#beatles #thebeatles
#beatles #thebeatles
January 31, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Love the look of the first stills from the Sam Mendes Beatles movies! What a cast!
#beatles #thebeatles
#beatles #thebeatles