Grumpelstiltskin
@maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
Voted Best Newcomer - 2017, 2018 & 2024
Pinned
Suggested plan for non-right UK parties:
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
Reposted by Grumpelstiltskin
Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.
Devastated!
Devastated!
a group of stuffed animals are standing next to each other in a cave with their mouths open .
Alt: Fraggles going a conga
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.
Devastated!
Devastated!
“Please put your hand up if you’ve shat yourself. Again.”
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
“Please put your hand up if you’ve shat yourself. Again.”
I’ll say this for Linehan, he’s got a fucking massive head!
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I’ll say this for Linehan, he’s got a fucking massive head!
He is probably wearing it in solidarity with Rob Schneider
February 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
He is probably wearing it in solidarity with Rob Schneider
Is he the first person whose head, rather than neck, is too big for their collar?
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Is he the first person whose head, rather than neck, is too big for their collar?
And people say Google is shit now!
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
And people say Google is shit now!
Just went out and needed sunglasses for the first time this year!
Summer’s here!!!
Summer’s here!!!
a cartoon of homer simpson laying on a pillow drinking a drink and talking on a cell phone
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson laying on a pillow drinking a drink and talking on a cell phone
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Just went out and needed sunglasses for the first time this year!
Summer’s here!!!
Summer’s here!!!
Reposted by Grumpelstiltskin
"We have identified the leader of Antifa"
February 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
"We have identified the leader of Antifa"
"We have identified the leader of Antifa"
February 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
"We have identified the leader of Antifa"
On my birthday! But not in London!
Gutted!
Gutted!
a dog is holding a piece of paper in its mouth .
Alt: a dog is holding a piece of paper in its mouth saying phew
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
On my birthday! But not in London!
Gutted!
Gutted!
What the fuck is going on??
There is about 1000% too much news currently and it’s all horrible, like this.
There is about 1000% too much news currently and it’s all horrible, like this.
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
What the fuck is going on??
There is about 1000% too much news currently and it’s all horrible, like this.
There is about 1000% too much news currently and it’s all horrible, like this.
Reposted by Grumpelstiltskin
Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
Reposted by Grumpelstiltskin
Am sure it’s nothing for him to sweat over!
BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in 2010
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Am sure it’s nothing for him to sweat over!
Am sure it’s nothing for him to sweat over!
BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in 2010
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Am sure it’s nothing for him to sweat over!
Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.
Devastated!
Devastated!
a group of stuffed animals are standing next to each other in a cave with their mouths open .
Alt: Fraggles going a conga
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.
Devastated!
Devastated!
Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959