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Grumpelstiltskin
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Suggested plan for non-right UK parties:

1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election

2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
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Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.

Devastated!
a group of stuffed animals are standing next to each other in a cave with their mouths open .
Alt: Fraggles going a conga
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February 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
“Please put your hand up if you’ve shat yourself. Again.”
lmao look who's testifying in congress today
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I’ll say this for Linehan, he’s got a fucking massive head!
lmao look who's testifying in congress today
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
He is probably wearing it in solidarity with Rob Schneider
February 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Is he the first person whose head, rather than neck, is too big for their collar?
lmao look who's testifying in congress today
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
And people say Google is shit now!
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Just went out and needed sunglasses for the first time this year!

Summer’s here!!!
a cartoon of homer simpson laying on a pillow drinking a drink and talking on a cell phone
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson laying on a pillow drinking a drink and talking on a cell phone
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February 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
👏
February 4, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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"We have identified the leader of Antifa"
February 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Last time we won it! #arsche
February 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
"We have identified the leader of Antifa"
February 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
On my birthday! But not in London!

Gutted!
a dog is holding a piece of paper in its mouth .
Alt: a dog is holding a piece of paper in its mouth saying phew
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
February 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
What the fuck is going on??

There is about 1000% too much news currently and it’s all horrible, like this.
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 AM
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Am sure it’s nothing for him to sweat over!
BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in 2010
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Am sure it’s nothing for him to sweat over!
BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in 2010
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.

Devastated!
a group of stuffed animals are standing next to each other in a cave with their mouths open .
Alt: Fraggles going a conga
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 AM
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 AM
February 3, 2026 at 10:50 AM
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
February 3, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 AM