Grumpelstiltskin
@maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
Voted Best Newcomer - 2017, 2018 & 2024
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Suggested plan for non-right UK parties:
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
"We have identified the leader of Antifa"
February 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
"We have identified the leader of Antifa"
What the fuck is going on??
There is about 1000% too much news currently and it’s all horrible, like this.
There is about 1000% too much news currently and it’s all horrible, like this.
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
What the fuck is going on??
There is about 1000% too much news currently and it’s all horrible, like this.
There is about 1000% too much news currently and it’s all horrible, like this.
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Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
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Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.
Devastated!
Devastated!
a group of stuffed animals are standing next to each other in a cave with their mouths open .
Alt: Fraggles going a conga
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.
Devastated!
Devastated!
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Am sure it’s nothing for him to sweat over!
BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in 2010
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Am sure it’s nothing for him to sweat over!
Am sure it’s nothing for him to sweat over!
BREAKING: Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been formally reported to the police over allegations he was involved in the trafficking of a woman to the UK for sex in 2010
February 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Am sure it’s nothing for him to sweat over!
Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.
Devastated!
Devastated!
a group of stuffed animals are standing next to each other in a cave with their mouths open .
Alt: Fraggles going a conga
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.
Devastated!
Devastated!
Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Buddy Holly and J. P. Richardson (The Big Bopper) shortly before their ill fated flight on this day in 1959
That’s how you do a cover!
Great song with unmistakeable Pulp sound/arrangement.
So good!
Great song with unmistakeable Pulp sound/arrangement.
So good!
I've long felt that "The Day Before You Came" is one of the finest songs I've ever heard. Having seen what happens when Pulp get their hands on it, I see no reason to change my mind. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wd1...
Pulp - The Day Before You Came (ABBA Cover) in the Radio 2 Piano Room
YouTube video by BBC Music
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February 3, 2026 at 10:30 AM
That’s how you do a cover!
Great song with unmistakeable Pulp sound/arrangement.
So good!
Great song with unmistakeable Pulp sound/arrangement.
So good!
This came into my head so now you have to see it too!
February 3, 2026 at 8:28 AM
This came into my head so now you have to see it too!
The before and after of Sam Neill’s de-aging is truly incredible!
February 3, 2026 at 7:46 AM
The before and after of Sam Neill’s de-aging is truly incredible!
DONALD CUNT!
Is that anything??
Is that anything??
February 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
DONALD CUNT!
Is that anything??
Is that anything??
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Peter Mandelson has defected to Reform!
February 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Peter Mandelson has defected to Reform!
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When a kid in my school shat himself in class he ended up having to move schools through embarrassment.
I’m not saying that is right but if that poor guy had to, surely the US President should have to fuck off too!
I’m not saying that is right but if that poor guy had to, surely the US President should have to fuck off too!
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 AM
When a kid in my school shat himself in class he ended up having to move schools through embarrassment.
I’m not saying that is right but if that poor guy had to, surely the US President should have to fuck off too!
I’m not saying that is right but if that poor guy had to, surely the US President should have to fuck off too!
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100% the press are getting rushed out as he either has, or is about to, shit himself
Wow! For the second time today, Trump abruptly wraps up an event and refuses to take questions from reporters
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
100% the press are getting rushed out as he either has, or is about to, shit himself
Why the fuck is there a photo of him in his tighty-whities?
a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Why the fuck is there a photo of him in his tighty-whities?
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Had to venture outside for a Doctor’s appointment.
Not happy!
Not happy!
February 2, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Had to venture outside for a Doctor’s appointment.
Not happy!
Not happy!
