Grumpelstiltskin
@maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
Voted Best Newcomer - 2017, 2018 & 2024
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Suggested plan for non-right UK parties:
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
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Clip of French policeman describing the size of the explosive
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Clip of French policeman describing the size of the explosive
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GTA 6 launch date announcement incoming!!!
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
GTA 6 launch date announcement incoming!!!
Clip of French policeman describing the size of the explosive
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Clip of French policeman describing the size of the explosive
Paul Simon looking good 👍
February 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Paul Simon looking good 👍
The unredacted photo
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
The unredacted photo
Such a great TV memory
February 4, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Such a great TV memory
Staunton Lick time!!
February 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Staunton Lick time!!
“That’s how you lose your wife, family and career to bigotry, and that’s “HOW”, for now!”
February 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
“That’s how you lose your wife, family and career to bigotry, and that’s “HOW”, for now!”
The amazing Bobby Davro clip just popped up on YouTube where he:
- Is in stocks
- Has his trousers taken down
- Has Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggars singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and dancing next to him
He then falls forward, face first and nearly dies.
Is like a fever dream!
- Is in stocks
- Has his trousers taken down
- Has Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggars singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and dancing next to him
He then falls forward, face first and nearly dies.
Is like a fever dream!
a close up of a person 's face with the time 21:10 on the bottom
Alt: Bobby Davro in stocks falling forward
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
The amazing Bobby Davro clip just popped up on YouTube where he:
- Is in stocks
- Has his trousers taken down
- Has Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggars singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and dancing next to him
He then falls forward, face first and nearly dies.
Is like a fever dream!
- Is in stocks
- Has his trousers taken down
- Has Lionel Blair, Jim Bowen and Cheggars singing Always Look on the Bright Side of Life and dancing next to him
He then falls forward, face first and nearly dies.
Is like a fever dream!
Now I’m wondering if he’s ever been to Pizza Express!
February 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Now I’m wondering if he’s ever been to Pizza Express!
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Has any makeup company ever come out with Texas Chainsaw Mascara??
If not - it’s my idea, you can’t have it!
If not - it’s my idea, you can’t have it!
a cartoon of donald duck standing on a fence
Alt: a cartoon of Scrooge mcduck jumping into his money
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Has any makeup company ever come out with Texas Chainsaw Mascara??
If not - it’s my idea, you can’t have it!
If not - it’s my idea, you can’t have it!
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Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.
Devastated!
Devastated!
a group of stuffed animals are standing next to each other in a cave with their mouths open .
Alt: Fraggles going a conga
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Just realised I can’t remember the last time I took part in a conga line.
Devastated!
Devastated!
“Please put your hand up if you’ve shat yourself. Again.”
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
“Please put your hand up if you’ve shat yourself. Again.”
I’ll say this for Linehan, he’s got a fucking massive head!
February 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I’ll say this for Linehan, he’s got a fucking massive head!
He is probably wearing it in solidarity with Rob Schneider
February 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
He is probably wearing it in solidarity with Rob Schneider
Is he the first person whose head, rather than neck, is too big for their collar?
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Is he the first person whose head, rather than neck, is too big for their collar?
And people say Google is shit now!
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 PM
And people say Google is shit now!
Just went out and needed sunglasses for the first time this year!
Summer’s here!!!
Summer’s here!!!
a cartoon of homer simpson laying on a pillow drinking a drink and talking on a cell phone
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson laying on a pillow drinking a drink and talking on a cell phone
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Just went out and needed sunglasses for the first time this year!
Summer’s here!!!
Summer’s here!!!