Grumpelstiltskin
@maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social
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Suggested plan for non-right UK parties:
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
1: Try making decisions / polices based on what is ‘morally right’ NOT what advisors say might win votes at the next election
2: Don’t be cunts. You won’t out-cunt Reform/Tories. Cunt voters won’t believe you and you will lose non-cunt voter trust.
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
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New fashion:
- Sex cardigans
- Fuck pullovers
- Anal gilets
- Nosh-off sweaters
- Wank tank-tops
- Cunnilingus roll necks
- Sex cardigans
- Fuck pullovers
- Anal gilets
- Nosh-off sweaters
- Wank tank-tops
- Cunnilingus roll necks
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
New fashion:
- Sex cardigans
- Fuck pullovers
- Anal gilets
- Nosh-off sweaters
- Wank tank-tops
- Cunnilingus roll necks
- Sex cardigans
- Fuck pullovers
- Anal gilets
- Nosh-off sweaters
- Wank tank-tops
- Cunnilingus roll necks
New fashion:
- Sex cardigans
- Fuck pullovers
- Anal gilets
- Nosh-off sweaters
- Wank tank-tops
- Cunnilingus roll necks
- Sex cardigans
- Fuck pullovers
- Anal gilets
- Nosh-off sweaters
- Wank tank-tops
- Cunnilingus roll necks
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
New fashion:
- Sex cardigans
- Fuck pullovers
- Anal gilets
- Nosh-off sweaters
- Wank tank-tops
- Cunnilingus roll necks
- Sex cardigans
- Fuck pullovers
- Anal gilets
- Nosh-off sweaters
- Wank tank-tops
- Cunnilingus roll necks
You get the feeling that Kemi Badenoch doesn’t realise quite how much of a cunt she comes across as.
There are lots of very good reasons to attack the government for but she just acts like a childish, school bully.
We deserve better than all of these people involved in parliament.
#budget2025
There are lots of very good reasons to attack the government for but she just acts like a childish, school bully.
We deserve better than all of these people involved in parliament.
#budget2025
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You get the feeling that Kemi Badenoch doesn’t realise quite how much of a cunt she comes across as.
There are lots of very good reasons to attack the government for but she just acts like a childish, school bully.
We deserve better than all of these people involved in parliament.
#budget2025
There are lots of very good reasons to attack the government for but she just acts like a childish, school bully.
We deserve better than all of these people involved in parliament.
#budget2025
Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Billionaires. What’s stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
So much commentary about debt markets / bond yields, etc. is incredibly annoying.
Bit of a niche complaint but something I wanted to get off my chest.
Have a Sweep picture to get things back to normal.
Bit of a niche complaint but something I wanted to get off my chest.
Have a Sweep picture to get things back to normal.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
So much commentary about debt markets / bond yields, etc. is incredibly annoying.
Bit of a niche complaint but something I wanted to get off my chest.
Have a Sweep picture to get things back to normal.
Bit of a niche complaint but something I wanted to get off my chest.
Have a Sweep picture to get things back to normal.
Has anyone done any analysis around the proportion of politicians that have really fucking annoying voices?
I bet it’s really high.
Makes you think 🤔
I bet it’s really high.
Makes you think 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Has anyone done any analysis around the proportion of politicians that have really fucking annoying voices?
I bet it’s really high.
Makes you think 🤔
I bet it’s really high.
Makes you think 🤔
It would be funny if Rachel Reeves just announced a totally different Budget to that the OBR has leaked.
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
It would be funny if Rachel Reeves just announced a totally different Budget to that the OBR has leaked.
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Am sure everyone impacted by any of the Budget changes will really give a massive shit that details came out a tiny bit early.
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Am sure everyone impacted by any of the Budget changes will really give a massive shit that details came out a tiny bit early.
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Kelis is fucked!
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Kelis is fucked!
Kelis is fucked!
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Kelis is fucked!
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🎶 Back once again for the renegade master
D for damager, power to the papal
Back once again for the renegade master
D for damag—, with the ill behaviour 🎶
D for damager, power to the papal
Back once again for the renegade master
D for damag—, with the ill behaviour 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
🎶 Back once again for the renegade master
D for damager, power to the papal
Back once again for the renegade master
D for damag—, with the ill behaviour 🎶
D for damager, power to the papal
Back once again for the renegade master
D for damag—, with the ill behaviour 🎶
🎶 Back once again for the renegade master
D for damager, power to the papal
Back once again for the renegade master
D for damag—, with the ill behaviour 🎶
D for damager, power to the papal
Back once again for the renegade master
D for damag—, with the ill behaviour 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
🎶 Back once again for the renegade master
D for damager, power to the papal
Back once again for the renegade master
D for damag—, with the ill behaviour 🎶
D for damager, power to the papal
Back once again for the renegade master
D for damag—, with the ill behaviour 🎶
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Irrespective of a courts decision, Linehan is a morally reprehensible, cunt.
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Irrespective of a courts decision, Linehan is a morally reprehensible, cunt.
Irrespective of a courts decision, Linehan is a morally reprehensible, cunt.
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Irrespective of a courts decision, Linehan is a morally reprehensible, cunt.
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🎶 Let me lick you up and down
Til' you say stop
Let me play with your body baby
Make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cuz tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you! 🎶
Til' you say stop
Let me play with your body baby
Make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cuz tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you! 🎶
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
🎶 Let me lick you up and down
Til' you say stop
Let me play with your body baby
Make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cuz tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you! 🎶
Til' you say stop
Let me play with your body baby
Make you real hot
Let me do all the things you want me to do
Cuz tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you! 🎶
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I have to agree with this.
There’s no way A Serbian Film should be #1.
Funny? Yes! Funnier than Norbit?! No way!!
There’s no way A Serbian Film should be #1.
Funny? Yes! Funnier than Norbit?! No way!!
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I have to agree with this.
There’s no way A Serbian Film should be #1.
Funny? Yes! Funnier than Norbit?! No way!!
There’s no way A Serbian Film should be #1.
Funny? Yes! Funnier than Norbit?! No way!!
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