Be a mercy when this movie bombs and I never hear about it again.
January 20, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Be a mercy when this movie bombs and I never hear about it again.
No, you’re standing in front of your fridge alternating between eating cheese and bacon bits
January 20, 2026 at 2:20 AM
No, you’re standing in front of your fridge alternating between eating cheese and bacon bits
Fun seeing ol dickface get booed on live tv
January 20, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Fun seeing ol dickface get booed on live tv
Post a picture of a car you took
January 19, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Post a picture of a car you took
The Guardian helmets are still hilarious on the o linemen
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
The Guardian helmets are still hilarious on the o linemen
/r/commanders been coping on the Sweat trade for years. Dude is legit and always has been.
January 19, 2026 at 1:48 AM
/r/commanders been coping on the Sweat trade for years. Dude is legit and always has been.
Gleefully
Yes, I will consciously murder a sentient gecko. Fuck that gecko and fuck geico.
I’d step on that fucking gecko
January 19, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Gleefully
Yes, I will consciously murder a sentient gecko. Fuck that gecko and fuck geico.
I’d step on that fucking gecko
January 19, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Yes, I will consciously murder a sentient gecko. Fuck that gecko and fuck geico.
I’d step on that fucking gecko
January 19, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I’d step on that fucking gecko
I don’t like Greenday but they’ll probably shit on Trump on live tv so that’s fun.
January 19, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I don’t like Greenday but they’ll probably shit on Trump on live tv so that’s fun.
I’ve always wanted one of these football capes
January 19, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I’ve always wanted one of these football capes
I just shouted “Trump can suck my dick” in a twin peaks in Fort Worth and I haven’t been shot yet. It got laughs.
January 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I just shouted “Trump can suck my dick” in a twin peaks in Fort Worth and I haven’t been shot yet. It got laughs.
Jonathan Ross is a murdering piece of shit.
January 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Jonathan Ross is a murdering piece of shit.
I see Tom Brady is just going to endorse anything put in front of him now.
January 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I see Tom Brady is just going to endorse anything put in front of him now.
Molly is so happy to be home
January 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Molly is so happy to be home
Much like Dark Side of the Moon you can listen to Black Sabbath’s Volume 4 while watching The Wizard of Oz. It doesn’t match up or anything but it rocks the fuck out.
January 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Much like Dark Side of the Moon you can listen to Black Sabbath’s Volume 4 while watching The Wizard of Oz. It doesn’t match up or anything but it rocks the fuck out.
I’m finally out of the desert and back home with my dogs
January 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I’m finally out of the desert and back home with my dogs
My son (20) texted me that he was so disappointed with Stranger Things we have to watch Twin Peaks. So I guess I did something right.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 AM
My son (20) texted me that he was so disappointed with Stranger Things we have to watch Twin Peaks. So I guess I did something right.
Flamin Hot Edible Underwear
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Flamin Hot Edible Underwear
Those edibles weren’t shit.
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Those edibles weren’t shit.
There’s like a whole decade of music I only know from Yo Gabba Gabba and Jack’s Big Music Show. Anyway Portugal the man is on in this uber.
January 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
There’s like a whole decade of music I only know from Yo Gabba Gabba and Jack’s Big Music Show. Anyway Portugal the man is on in this uber.
I’ve got shirts older than ICE
ICE is younger than my blog
ICE is younger than my email address
ICE is younger than at least one of my ukuleles
ICE is younger than my email address
ICE is younger than at least one of my ukuleles
I'm just going to point out that ICE is about 23 years old. It was formed as part of the response to 9/11 and was reactionary, performative, and racist from the start.
Its not eternal. This is not a thousand-year Reich.
Its not eternal. This is not a thousand-year Reich.
January 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I’ve got shirts older than ICE
Flashbang is one of those things that sounds more fun than it is.
January 15, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Flashbang is one of those things that sounds more fun than it is.