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Making it awkward.
Joe Burrow shaking his head no at the Cincinnati chili😂
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I’m just a dog bed
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The epistolic novel is the found footage of the 19th century.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Shuffle just played Head Like Hole after Led Zeppelin’s Heartbreaker which is not Living Loving Maid but works.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

Eddie Rabbit
Faith No More
Slayer
Mercyful Fate
Britney Spears
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Widespread Panic
Tool
Weezer
Incubus
Buddy Guy
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

- Stevie Ray Vaughan (1990)
- The Replacements (2014)
- Pantera (1992)
- Beastie Boys (1994)
- Def Leppard (1988)
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
My opinion on pie is yes please
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Less teeth, Charlie Brown
A little over and to the left, Charlie Brown
I like you as a friend, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You can tell that photo is fake because none of their security chiefs would let them stand that close to a fire hazard like that cyber truck.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
You’re like this big bear, with claws and fangs and she’s like this little bunny, Charlie Brown
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Reposted by E
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
We all go a little mad sometimes, Charlie Brown.
What's In The Box, Charlie Brown?
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We sat quietly in the corner,
Whispering close about loss.
And I remembered why I loved her,
And I asked her why I drove her off.
She said, "The slow fade of love,
Its soft edge might cut you
And our poor friend Jim, well, he just lived within
The slow fade of love.”
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Oh, life is bigger
It's bigger than you, and you are not me
The lengths that I will go to
The distance in your eyes
Oh no, I've said too much
I set it up
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I should yell at more republican members of congress from my car. It takes a couple years but it work!
November 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Dick so big I’m forklift certified
Dick so big, I have to license it as a firearm
my dick is so stressed I have to take it on long walks in nature to prevent emotional drain
November 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Texting back Fuck Off instead of Stop to spam texts works just the same.
a rainbow and a star with the words be who you know
Alt: a rainbow and a star with the words be who you know
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It’s not even 2pm yet, what the fuck is slowing this day down? I thought time was slipping into the future. It ain’t slipping nowhere, time is mired in a swamp this afternoon.
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What the fuck is the point of all these surveys if everything is just going to get worse?
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
There was a tick on me! Now I’m all itchy and paranoid.
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Link's perma ban is wrong and should be reversed.

And what illustrates it being EVEN MORE WRONG, are recent suspensions with restoration with much much more egregious offenses in the same line of what Bluesky claims Link was banned over.

FREE LINK.
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I keep to the old ways, perv on main as is tradition here on bluesky
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Christ now both dogs lick the couch. I’d check to see if it tastes good but a) it’s a couch and b) it has been licked by dogs
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Top five film genres:

Someone here is not what they seem

Kicking is badass

Awkward teens gets his shit together

Intricate gunplay is badass

Oh fuck, everyone is evil
Top five film genres:

Gloopy melting monster

70s science fiction film about contemporary politics that's a total bummer

It all happened in one crazy night!

Groups of men dancing and singing about their jobs

Children's story written by someone who has never met a child
top five film genres:

lady journalist in depression era america is going to get to the bottom of this, man or no man

warriors learn magic, defeat master who killed their master

the camera moves!: an experiment

the folks in this building is a reflection of all america

immigration as a vibe
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You’ll just have to trust me that Ellie wanted to be picked up and carried
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Goon a movie

Hard Gooned
Goon a movie.

Goonfall.
Goon a movie

Goon Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM