Emu Hp
@emuhp.bsky.social
Rascal
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Profile pic: white woman, blond hair, blue eyes, bit of lippie, close up of face only
Banner: fridge magnets saying live laugh toaster bath
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Profile pic: white woman, blond hair, blue eyes, bit of lippie, close up of face only
Banner: fridge magnets saying live laugh toaster bath
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We're going to have to milkshake Shabana Mahmood as a matter of urgency
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
We're going to have to milkshake Shabana Mahmood as a matter of urgency
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Whenever I see politicians cave to becoming bad people I just...I don't see how you can go to the exact opposite behaviour and become objectively worse as a person without being completely embarrassed and ashamed
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Whenever I see politicians cave to becoming bad people I just...I don't see how you can go to the exact opposite behaviour and become objectively worse as a person without being completely embarrassed and ashamed
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Listening to Radio 4 and the reporting on people seeking asylum is factually incorrect on multiple levels, including overstating channel crossings in comparison to other routes to seek asylum. No wonder people don't understand the situation when the media reporting on it is so poor.
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Listening to Radio 4 and the reporting on people seeking asylum is factually incorrect on multiple levels, including overstating channel crossings in comparison to other routes to seek asylum. No wonder people don't understand the situation when the media reporting on it is so poor.
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I'm sorry, labour is currently suggesting that the human right to not be tortured is a problem.
WHO DO YOU NEED TO TORTURE?
WHO DO YOU NEED TO TORTURE?
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I'm sorry, labour is currently suggesting that the human right to not be tortured is a problem.
WHO DO YOU NEED TO TORTURE?
WHO DO YOU NEED TO TORTURE?
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'Any racism I support isn't racism'
“Anything I disagree with is far right/ fascist/ racist”
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
'Any racism I support isn't racism'
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*whispers*
Reform has already won
Reform has already won
Today is not the day to argue "oh so you want Reform to win then" as an argument for Labour's indefensible and inhumane anti-asylum policies. At least be honest and own that you're defending racist policies promoted with genuinely far right talking points. Don't try and pretend this is "progressive"
November 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
*whispers*
Reform has already won
Reform has already won
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🎁 Buy a £36.99 Vendor Support Kit on our website
And don’t forget to stop and talk to your local vendor. A small chat can make a big difference.
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November 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This Christmas, you can make a difference for vendors like Michael:
❤️ Buy a magazine from your local vendor
🎁 Buy a £36.99 Vendor Support Kit on our website
And don’t forget to stop and talk to your local vendor. A small chat can make a big difference.
👉 bigissue.com/christmas
❤️ Buy a magazine from your local vendor
🎁 Buy a £36.99 Vendor Support Kit on our website
And don’t forget to stop and talk to your local vendor. A small chat can make a big difference.
👉 bigissue.com/christmas
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See because labour don't call it a UK "ICE" despite the operational similarities, nor attach any numbers to it, and because they don't call it internment, it's actually completely different. Checkmate, tankies
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
See because labour don't call it a UK "ICE" despite the operational similarities, nor attach any numbers to it, and because they don't call it internment, it's actually completely different. Checkmate, tankies
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Deep breath, once more for those at the back, seeking asylum is not illegal. No matter route used, which considering Labour has closed pretty much all the last remaining alternatives means irregular ones.
Anti-immigration sentiments are stoked by politicians like Mahmood, not people seeking safety.
Anti-immigration sentiments are stoked by politicians like Mahmood, not people seeking safety.
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Deep breath, once more for those at the back, seeking asylum is not illegal. No matter route used, which considering Labour has closed pretty much all the last remaining alternatives means irregular ones.
Anti-immigration sentiments are stoked by politicians like Mahmood, not people seeking safety.
Anti-immigration sentiments are stoked by politicians like Mahmood, not people seeking safety.
Got asked off a tourist customer if I had a picture of my cat, there was some ruing of the day
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Got asked off a tourist customer if I had a picture of my cat, there was some ruing of the day
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That was NOT the big, beautiful Bill Trump was referring to.
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
That was NOT the big, beautiful Bill Trump was referring to.
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We Believe in Nothing, announces once-viable political party
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
We Believe in Nothing, announces once-viable political party
Husbands on his period. Right Mariah going on
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Husbands on his period. Right Mariah going on
Hello Subway, I do not need a footsize sandwich. Nor do I want a 6 inch sandwich. Please rectify this
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hello Subway, I do not need a footsize sandwich. Nor do I want a 6 inch sandwich. Please rectify this
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"They all agree wives aren't invited."
Deliciously unglamorous portrait of life at a London advertising agency in 1970, centred around the annual Christmas party. Includes some spectacular hairdos and some rather outmoded attitudes to, well, everything.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Deliciously unglamorous portrait of life at a London advertising agency in 1970, centred around the annual Christmas party. Includes some spectacular hairdos and some rather outmoded attitudes to, well, everything.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
"They all agree wives aren't invited."
Deliciously unglamorous portrait of life at a London advertising agency in 1970, centred around the annual Christmas party. Includes some spectacular hairdos and some rather outmoded attitudes to, well, everything.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
Deliciously unglamorous portrait of life at a London advertising agency in 1970, centred around the annual Christmas party. Includes some spectacular hairdos and some rather outmoded attitudes to, well, everything.
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...
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When the people are ready, the Main Character of the day will appear - Laosky Tsu
Not fair to brand all landlords as 'parasites'. I'm a fair landlord (keep my rents low and my properties in good condition) in an area that is short on affordable properties. I've no quarrel with bad landlords being outed but this type of generalisation is unfair.
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
When the people are ready, the Main Character of the day will appear - Laosky Tsu
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Imagine forgetting what your own voice is supposed to sound like and just having to make up a new one.
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Imagine forgetting what your own voice is supposed to sound like and just having to make up a new one.
Anime is dreadful. Dirge, nonsense, just terrible, tedious shite. Like I can see how it appeals to 4 year olds but seriously guys, if I wanted to listen to annoying, shrill, whiny voices talking utter bollocks, I'd go hang out with some actual 4 year olds, who potentially might say something funny
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Anime is dreadful. Dirge, nonsense, just terrible, tedious shite. Like I can see how it appeals to 4 year olds but seriously guys, if I wanted to listen to annoying, shrill, whiny voices talking utter bollocks, I'd go hang out with some actual 4 year olds, who potentially might say something funny
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Lovely to have Bryan Adams ride past while I wait for my lad at the ferry.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Lovely to have Bryan Adams ride past while I wait for my lad at the ferry.
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
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Me as a therapist: Yeah, I get that too, how do you cope?
Me, as a therapist: have you tried growing the fuck up
Me, as a therapist: Just do it. It'll feel good. You know you want to.
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Me as a therapist: Yeah, I get that too, how do you cope?
Me, as a therapist: have you tried growing the fuck up
Me, as a therapist: Just do it. It'll feel good. You know you want to.
Me, as a therapist: That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Can anyone join in?
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Me, as a therapist: have you tried growing the fuck up