Non-seasonal Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈
@thatidiotmonro.bsky.social
Award winning (Tesco Values Award - Best shelfstacker 2003/4) musician, carer, father and husband. Evertonian - I blame me dad. No transphobes or other bigots.
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Road 36 by cupids chorus
Stream and Save Road 36 - Distributed by DistroKid
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Right. Time to do the proud dad bit again. Number 1 son (@cupidschorus.bsky.social) has a new song about to go online, so if you could do me a favour and presave it, that would be lovely. distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers
Fuck me, he's less coherent than an Epstein email.
Trump: "Christians and more, think of this, more than twice as likely foster care they'll adopt the general population. They adopt to it so easily. When they get out, they adopt to it like it's become second nature. It's amazing."
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Fuck me, he's less coherent than an Epstein email.
Is it too much to hope that Bezos's rocket explodes at just such a height that the debris travels over and destroys SpaceX's pad as well?
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Is it too much to hope that Bezos's rocket explodes at just such a height that the debris travels over and destroys SpaceX's pad as well?
I don't know why that just made me well up but, fuck me, what a performer Aretha was.
Just heard, via @500songspodcast.bsky.social, the Grammy performance where Aretha Franklin stepped in at the last second to replace an ill Pavarotti and sing Nessun Dorma live with orchestra and choir. It floored me a bit. Complete respect.
youtu.be/uHb75oTHOV4
youtu.be/uHb75oTHOV4
Aretha Franklin "Nessun Dorma" Liveᴴᴰ (Grammy Awards)
YouTube video by íԹ Deejay - Ignazio Parente
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November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I don't know why that just made me well up but, fuck me, what a performer Aretha was.
🎵Bring me towel girls,
To your isle...🎵
To your isle...🎵
NEW: A 12-foot-tall, faux bronze statue of Trump and Jeffrey Epstein skipping and holding hands has magically reappeared in downtown D.C. this morning.
A day after Dems released bombshell emails suggesting Trump knew about Epstein's child sex trafficking ring. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
A day after Dems released bombshell emails suggesting Trump knew about Epstein's child sex trafficking ring. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump-Epstein ‘Best Friends Forever’ Statue Reappears In DC After Bombshell Emails
Anonymous activists are back with their statue, which the Trump administration previously damaged, to satirically honor the men's "long-lasting bond."
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
🎵Bring me towel girls,
To your isle...🎵
To your isle...🎵
Lovely to have Bryan Adams ride past while I wait for my lad at the ferry.
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Lovely to have Bryan Adams ride past while I wait for my lad at the ferry.
Wheels for All, except for wheelchair users, who can't use either the grand entrance to Birkenhead Park or most of the gravel paths.
Chris Boardman announced as patron of Wheels for All at event in Birkenhead Park www.birkenhead.news/chris-boardm...
Chris Boardman announced as patron of Wheels for All at event in Birkenhead Park
Wheels for All, the national inclusive cycling charity, has announced that Chris Boardman CBE has joined as its new patron, bringing his celebrated cycling expertise to help push forward the…
www.birkenhead.news
November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Wheels for All, except for wheelchair users, who can't use either the grand entrance to Birkenhead Park or most of the gravel paths.
Megyn, mate, 15 year olds aren't "barely legal". They are *illegal*.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Megyn, mate, 15 year olds aren't "barely legal". They are *illegal*.
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![From: jeffrey E. [jeeyacation@gmail.com]
Sent: 8/20/2011 9:13:46 PM
To: Peter Mandelson
Subject: trump diarrhoea’d in the hot tub again lol neway u up?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ifpzbxv4tqigkw66tz4yrojt/bafkreigbpejkyaqi5crfjyymux7eltnsizqzjp5cfoseayiiy3njhnfo3a@jpeg)
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When a company tries to bribe me to take down a review, I will update the review to include the fact that you tried to bribe me to take it down.
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
When a company tries to bribe me to take down a review, I will update the review to include the fact that you tried to bribe me to take it down.
They'll never get off the ground if they can't work out how to bring him back to life, though.
Bonds announcement a 'proud day for Scotland', says Swinney
Bonds announcement a 'proud day for Scotland', says Swinney
The announcement of plans to issue Scottish government bonds is a "very proud day for Scotland", First Minister John Swinney has said.
news.sky.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
They'll never get off the ground if they can't work out how to bring him back to life, though.
Verdict of one Labour grandee I just bumped into: “Ed Miliband is the person most likely to be the most next Prime Minister”.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Starting a crowdfund for a stool and a length of rope (He has some washing to do, obvs, and no stable income) for poor old Andy.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'I can't take any more of this,' Andrew told Epstein, released emails show
The former prince's reaction when he heard about a newspaper inquiry was among more than 20,000 pages of documents from Epstein's estate, including some mentioning Trump.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Starting a crowdfund for a stool and a length of rope (He has some washing to do, obvs, and no stable income) for poor old Andy.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It really is hard to explain how culturally accepted grown-arse people sleeping with under-18s was until very recently*. That's why half of these fuckers don't think they've done anything wrong.
* It took me years and years to work out what happened with my neighbour (explained elsewhere) was wrong
* It took me years and years to work out what happened with my neighbour (explained elsewhere) was wrong
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It really is hard to explain how culturally accepted grown-arse people sleeping with under-18s was until very recently*. That's why half of these fuckers don't think they've done anything wrong.
* It took me years and years to work out what happened with my neighbour (explained elsewhere) was wrong
* It took me years and years to work out what happened with my neighbour (explained elsewhere) was wrong
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Rough day to be any sort of survivor of sexual violence. Solidarity to all of you, please be kind to yourselves
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Rough day to be any sort of survivor of sexual violence. Solidarity to all of you, please be kind to yourselves
Laughs-in-28-year-old-neighbour
Like yes you might hear stuff about "creepy old men" but also i had friends who knew which teachers they could hit on and be reciprocated. You still see it when its a 16 yo boy- adult woman! People still dont take it seriously!
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Laughs-in-28-year-old-neighbour
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15 year old girls with their 30-year old "boyfriends" at the school gates. Male teachers who would bend over you to "check your work" (stare down your top).
This was *normal*! Very few people told the "boyfriend" that he was weird! It was all "don't get her pregnant until she's done her GCSEs!"
This was *normal*! Very few people told the "boyfriend" that he was weird! It was all "don't get her pregnant until she's done her GCSEs!"
You see people say this type of thing sometimes and tbh i think its symptomatic of the fact that if you grew up in the 90s-00s, adults going out with 16 year olds was way way more socially accepted
It’s monsters all the way down.
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
15 year old girls with their 30-year old "boyfriends" at the school gates. Male teachers who would bend over you to "check your work" (stare down your top).
This was *normal*! Very few people told the "boyfriend" that he was weird! It was all "don't get her pregnant until she's done her GCSEs!"
This was *normal*! Very few people told the "boyfriend" that he was weird! It was all "don't get her pregnant until she's done her GCSEs!"
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Know your rights... mini thread
There is no legal requirement for any transgender person to reveal that they are transgender when questioned by the police. It is a breach of Article 8 for the police to insist on this data. 1/2
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Know your rights... mini thread
Noticed they already had Euro 28 host city screens on at Liverpool Central last night. Lovely to see Everton have the Premier stadium in the city, isn't it?
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Noticed they already had Euro 28 host city screens on at Liverpool Central last night. Lovely to see Everton have the Premier stadium in the city, isn't it?
Re my last repost:
My mum used to keep an old pea whistle next to her bedside phone for this exact reason. Those fellas were going deaf as well as blind (like their mothers surely warned them).
My mum used to keep an old pea whistle next to her bedside phone for this exact reason. Those fellas were going deaf as well as blind (like their mothers surely warned them).
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Re my last repost:
My mum used to keep an old pea whistle next to her bedside phone for this exact reason. Those fellas were going deaf as well as blind (like their mothers surely warned them).
My mum used to keep an old pea whistle next to her bedside phone for this exact reason. Those fellas were going deaf as well as blind (like their mothers surely warned them).
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🧵A few years ago a man would call me with a withheld number and have a masturbate. I always hung up. Then I started yelling at him to stop calling before hanging up. Then I would tell him I knew who he was (I didn't).
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
🧵A few years ago a man would call me with a withheld number and have a masturbate. I always hung up. Then I started yelling at him to stop calling before hanging up. Then I would tell him I knew who he was (I didn't).
Make the shitty European competitions two-legged straight knockouts and save players' legs for the important domestic cups.
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Make the shitty European competitions two-legged straight knockouts and save players' legs for the important domestic cups.
Congratulations to Waterstones Liverpool where, for once, the gents doesn't smell like the toilet from Trainspotting.
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Congratulations to Waterstones Liverpool where, for once, the gents doesn't smell like the toilet from Trainspotting.
Sir Keir has no room to talk.
PM Keir Starmer says BBC must 'put house in order' over mistakes
PM Keir Starmer says BBC must 'put house in order' over mistakes
Sir Keir Starmer says it "must uphold the highest standards" but supports "a strong, independent BBC".
www.bbc.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sir Keir has no room to talk.
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I have a #buyastrangerabook day offer to tell you about.
@humanaqvi.bsky.social will buy one lucky person a copy of Chris McCausland's new memoir, "Keep Laughing".
(blurb in 2nd pic).
If you've not benefitted from #buyastrangerabook before & would like it, get in touch!
UK only.
@humanaqvi.bsky.social will buy one lucky person a copy of Chris McCausland's new memoir, "Keep Laughing".
(blurb in 2nd pic).
If you've not benefitted from #buyastrangerabook before & would like it, get in touch!
UK only.
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I have a #buyastrangerabook day offer to tell you about.
@humanaqvi.bsky.social will buy one lucky person a copy of Chris McCausland's new memoir, "Keep Laughing".
(blurb in 2nd pic).
If you've not benefitted from #buyastrangerabook before & would like it, get in touch!
UK only.
@humanaqvi.bsky.social will buy one lucky person a copy of Chris McCausland's new memoir, "Keep Laughing".
(blurb in 2nd pic).
If you've not benefitted from #buyastrangerabook before & would like it, get in touch!
UK only.