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Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈
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Award winning (Tesco Values Award - Best shelfstacker 2003/4) musician, carer, father and husband. Evertonian - I blame me dad. No transphobes or other bigots.
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Right. Time to do the proud dad bit again. Number 1 son (@cupidschorus.bsky.social) has a new song about to go online, so if you could do me a favour and presave it, that would be lovely. distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Road 36 by cupids chorus
Stream and Save Road 36 - Distributed by DistroKid
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There aren't any penguins in Greenland, but there are other animals.
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Live views of Elias in Bangor's one nightclub.
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Do any of you live in Plymouth?
January 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I see yer da's in Minneapolis.
January 23, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Henry, a cat brought in a rabbit for Leo, a dog. After persuading him to let go, it emerged that rabbit was alive and perfectly healthy, so I went out in the pissing rain to put it back where it came from. Oh how we laughed*.

*We did not. Our pets are dickheads.
January 23, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Can we crowdfund a spine for this cunt.

www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...
Starmer pulls Chagos bill after Trump backlash
Plans to hand islands to Mauritius ‘cannot progress’ amid concerns over 1966 treaty between UK and US
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 23, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I see the President of Peace is about to do another one.
January 23, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Well done on selecting an operator that doesn't actually have a depot in Wirral.
January 23, 2026 at 1:55 PM
The conspiracy theory that I believe in the most is that supermarkets display less loose produce nowadays so that they can put at least one piece of damaged/dated fruit or veg in each pre-packed package and pass the wastage on to the customer.
January 23, 2026 at 10:44 AM
I hate the way we still stigmatise mental health. Youngest had a bad brain day yesterday and doesn't quite feel up to going in to college today.

Everyone knows it can happen, we had a whole meeting over it. We're all on the same page.

"I'll just put down that he's feeling a bit poorly, shall I?"
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Live footage of me between 1 and 4 last night.
“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”
January 23, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.
January 22, 2026 at 7:07 PM
You know that one video of Elvis at his piano, where he's clearly dying?
A photo of Trump at Davos today

(Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 PM
God, that's taken me screaming back to the Wirral Show in the 90s. All we need now is @tonysnell.bsky.social and the Radio City Roadshow.
i think in order for this country to heal, we need to bring back the sega bus
January 22, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Oof. That hand looks nasty. He didn't have the bruise yesterday.
January 22, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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Jean Phillippe Charbonnier, Girl and Cat, Roubaix, France, 1958
January 22, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Wait, did he not watch It's a Wonderful Life?
In which coinbase CEO discovers how banks work...
Whoa banks are lending their deposits; huge if true.
January 22, 2026 at 9:00 AM
That is Captain Mainwaring, and I claim my orange.

(A great thread, though, which shows what can happen when the people with the power to help do, in fact, help.)
The US granted visas to Jews but only allowed 30,000 in from Germany a year. You had to wait for your number to come up.

Meet Robert Smallbones. An unassuming British diplomat who 'hacked' this system so effectively (saving 48 THOUSAND Jews) the UK government kept his scheme secret for decades /1 🧵
January 22, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

Babe With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

The Muppets Take Manhatten With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

Herbie Goes Bananas With Big Naturals
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Lovely that the bald ginger cunt has someone just home from the Somme to carry his brolly.
January 21, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Lads, Lads, Lads, I've spent the evening making mugs, listing mugs and I've burnt my thumb quite badly.

Have a look at the absolute nonsense I'm selling at the very least

www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Proz...
www.etsy.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 PM
"Carry on and a) your trade deal with Europe gets the bazooka treatment, and b) you can fuck your World Cup sky high."
So, 3 broad possibilities here:
1) Rutte agreed to something of substance pre-cleared with Copenhagen & Nuuk
2) Rutte agreed to something of substance *not* pre-cleared with Copenhagen & Nuuk
3) Rutte agreed to something of no substance but that made Trump feel warm and fuzzy and important
Hahahahaha pathetic, well done Big Man you've torched the lot for nowt. See what happens when you stand up to the bully?
January 21, 2026 at 8:50 PM