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Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈
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Award winning (Tesco Values Award - Best shelfstacker 2003/4) musician, carer, father and husband. Evertonian - I blame me dad. No transphobes or other bigots.
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Right. Time to do the proud dad bit again. Number 1 son (@cupidschorus.bsky.social) has a new song about to go online, so if you could do me a favour and presave it, that would be lovely. distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Road 36 by cupids chorus
Stream and Save Road 36 - Distributed by DistroKid
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If my neighbourhood were erecting barricades, I would simply not donate my pissy old mattress.
January 24, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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3d printers are so cool bc the world was really lacking in shitty plastic things to throw away and sit in a landfill forever
January 24, 2026 at 8:08 PM
It took me two seconds to type "gas mask" into Amazon, and that's in the UK. Pam Bondi is fucking thick.
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 24, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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Our initial analysis is up.

The video footage appears to show that the gun was taken away from the man before he was shot.

He was UNARMED before any of the shots were fired.
Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a man in Minneapolis on Jan. 24 according to local police officials. DHS told Fox News that the man was “armed with a gun”. A video of the shooting appears to show that a gun was taken from the man before the first shot was fired. x.com/BillMelugin_...
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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"The man fatally shot by federal officers in Minneapolis this morning has been identified as Alex Jeffrey Pretti, according to sources familiar with the investigation ... State records show Pretti was issued a nursing license in 2021, and it remains active through March 2026."
Live: Federal agents shot and killed Minneapolis man; DHS officials say he was armed
A bystander video shows several agents wrestling with the man on a city sidewalk moments before the shooting. Police chief Brian O’Hara issued a plea for calm as protesters gathered at the scene: “Ple...
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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So I watched the shooting video frame by frame and it looks like:

1) They were beating a struggling man with batons

2) His jacket opened revealing a gun in his waistband or lower back

3) The agent in gray grabbed the gun and was walking away

4) THEN the other agents shot the man in the back
January 24, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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That 'ICE identified weapon' looks an AWFUL lot like a camera.
January 24, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Witnesses are being taken to Whipple.

From a lawyer friend: “They’re trying to keep local PD and BCA from getting statements and confiscating any phones with video.”
January 24, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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There’s another graphic video of someone dying at the hands of US ICE agents doing the rounds.

You might want to prevent videos from auto playing: Settings > Content & Media

To activate content warnings: Settings > Moderation

And if you’re sharing, add a damned label.
January 24, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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Any Half Man Half Biscuit fans on here interested in going to their Manchester gig next Friday night? (30th). The people I was going with have dropped out so I’ve got 3 tickets spare now and @twickets.bsky.social isn’t working so I can’t list them there. £30 each (FV + fees). Mobile tickets. #HMHB
January 23, 2026 at 9:02 AM
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To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:

1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account

Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 AM
What's got two thumbs, is getting a new phone today, and feels guilty as fuck about that, even though the whole thing is cheaper than my current bill?
a man wearing a white shirt and tie smiles in front of a window
Alt: Jim off of The Office saying "This guy!"
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Something to dip those 29p hot honey Jaffa Cakes in.
not sure they could reduce these enough to get rid of the
January 24, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Oh, fuck off, you piss-guzzling cunt.
January 24, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Well, it's new Wirral Borough Council boss day. Again.
January 24, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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There aren't any penguins in Greenland, but there are other animals.
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Live views of Elias in Bangor's one nightclub.
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Do any of you live in Plymouth?
January 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I see yer da's in Minneapolis.
January 23, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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Henry, a cat brought in a rabbit for Leo, a dog. After persuading him to let go, it emerged that rabbit was alive and perfectly healthy, so I went out in the pissing rain to put it back where it came from. Oh how we laughed*.

*We did not. Our pets are dickheads.
January 23, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Can we crowdfund a spine for this cunt.

www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...
Starmer pulls Chagos bill after Trump backlash
Plans to hand islands to Mauritius ‘cannot progress’ amid concerns over 1966 treaty between UK and US
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 23, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I see the President of Peace is about to do another one.
January 23, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Well done on selecting an operator that doesn't actually have a depot in Wirral.
January 23, 2026 at 1:55 PM
The conspiracy theory that I believe in the most is that supermarkets display less loose produce nowadays so that they can put at least one piece of damaged/dated fruit or veg in each pre-packed package and pass the wastage on to the customer.
January 23, 2026 at 10:44 AM
I hate the way we still stigmatise mental health. Youngest had a bad brain day yesterday and doesn't quite feel up to going in to college today.

Everyone knows it can happen, we had a whole meeting over it. We're all on the same page.

"I'll just put down that he's feeling a bit poorly, shall I?"
January 23, 2026 at 8:44 AM