BrexitPirates - Shadow Secretary of the Lost Property Office
@brexitpirates.bsky.social
Sailor. British. European. Hands across the Atlantic - we owe you a favour for the 1940s.
Contains strong language, scenes of an adult nature and no safe word.
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Contains strong language, scenes of an adult nature and no safe word.
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These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share.
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February 18, 2026 at 11:36 AM
These two women are suing Andrew Tate, alleging he raped them. Here they visit the social media companies that created Tate. Please share.
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OMG!
I'm barely awake and I nearly died reading this thread 🤣
I'm barely awake and I nearly died reading this thread 🤣
It’s the 141st anniversary today of the US publication of Mark Twain’s Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Why had this famously American author’s work already come out in Britain and Canada (on 10 December), though? Well, because someone had drawn a cock in the US version... 🧵
February 18, 2026 at 10:18 AM
OMG!
I'm barely awake and I nearly died reading this thread 🤣
I'm barely awake and I nearly died reading this thread 🤣
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If you wanted to design an Ouroboros for British politics in which the right-wing constantly eating its own tail, you’d struggle to do better than this.
Orr deepens values politics.
Lowe deepens purity politics.
Farage walks down the middle waiting to tip asunder.
FPTP punishes everyone.
Orr deepens values politics.
Lowe deepens purity politics.
Farage walks down the middle waiting to tip asunder.
FPTP punishes everyone.
Orr, Farage and Lowe: The Civil War Brewing on Britain’s Right
Reform’s ideological glow-up collides with Rupert Lowe’s insurgency - and first-past-the-post will inevitably punish them both.
www.bearlypolitics.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 10:13 AM
If you wanted to design an Ouroboros for British politics in which the right-wing constantly eating its own tail, you’d struggle to do better than this.
Orr deepens values politics.
Lowe deepens purity politics.
Farage walks down the middle waiting to tip asunder.
FPTP punishes everyone.
Orr deepens values politics.
Lowe deepens purity politics.
Farage walks down the middle waiting to tip asunder.
FPTP punishes everyone.
Talk about unscientific.
How big is he chicken?
Has it had a coffee or has it literally just woken up?
How big is he chicken?
Has it had a coffee or has it literally just woken up?
February 18, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Talk about unscientific.
How big is he chicken?
Has it had a coffee or has it literally just woken up?
How big is he chicken?
Has it had a coffee or has it literally just woken up?
We are never going to get socialism throgh loud men shouting.
Quiet men whispering, however...
Quiet men whispering, however...
February 18, 2026 at 4:39 AM
We are never going to get socialism throgh loud men shouting.
Quiet men whispering, however...
Quiet men whispering, however...
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Narrator: He has not been “totally exonerated”
February 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Narrator: He has not been “totally exonerated”
👇👇👇
Ever wondered what would happen if Fred West was a billionaire?
Well, wonder no more.
Well, wonder no more.
‘Buried bodies’ and celebrity guests: inquiry into Epstein ranch
New Mexico politicians look into claims the paedophile strangled girls during sex and had their corpses concealed
www.thetimes.com
February 17, 2026 at 11:07 PM
👇👇👇
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We mourn the loss of the Reverend Jesse Jackson, who played an extraordinarily consequential role not in only advancing our nation’s civil rights, but also strengthening our democracy.
February 17, 2026 at 10:19 PM
We mourn the loss of the Reverend Jesse Jackson, who played an extraordinarily consequential role not in only advancing our nation’s civil rights, but also strengthening our democracy.
We all knew this was going to get very bad.
I don't think we realise quite how bad.
I don't think we realise quite how bad.
Shit
I can't even make a joke about this.....I have a very bad feeling
I can't even make a joke about this.....I have a very bad feeling
People know where the bodies are buried.
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
We all knew this was going to get very bad.
I don't think we realise quite how bad.
I don't think we realise quite how bad.
Even here, we have some nasty pieces of work.
It's not as bad as Twitter, but nevertheless...
Subscribe to the list to help keep a particularly horrible predator down.
It's not as bad as Twitter, but nevertheless...
Subscribe to the list to help keep a particularly horrible predator down.
February 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Even here, we have some nasty pieces of work.
It's not as bad as Twitter, but nevertheless...
Subscribe to the list to help keep a particularly horrible predator down.
It's not as bad as Twitter, but nevertheless...
Subscribe to the list to help keep a particularly horrible predator down.
Christ, that nails it...
February 17, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Christ, that nails it...
Meanwhile, dual-nationality Brits will not be allowed to enter the UK if they don't hold a British passport or a £500-plus bit of paper in their foreign passport...
Your Clacton constituents will be thrilled.
Or should that be grilled?
Gammon — medium rare.
Or should that be grilled?
Gammon — medium rare.
February 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Meanwhile, dual-nationality Brits will not be allowed to enter the UK if they don't hold a British passport or a £500-plus bit of paper in their foreign passport...
Well, who would have thought it?
Farage following in Trump's footsteps by insulting female journalists...
Farage following in Trump's footsteps by insulting female journalists...
It’s like a 1980s Dallas rerun, but without Pam and Bobby…
Sue-Ellen is the new shadow sobriety secretary, and JR has been put in charge of human kindness.
Sue-Ellen is the new shadow sobriety secretary, and JR has been put in charge of human kindness.
February 17, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Well, who would have thought it?
Farage following in Trump's footsteps by insulting female journalists...
Farage following in Trump's footsteps by insulting female journalists...
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Well.....if it's good enough for Reeeeform gobshites.....
What are you Shadow Minister for???
Let's see those profile updates!!!
😁🐳
What are you Shadow Minister for???
Let's see those profile updates!!!
😁🐳
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Well.....if it's good enough for Reeeeform gobshites.....
What are you Shadow Minister for???
Let's see those profile updates!!!
😁🐳
What are you Shadow Minister for???
Let's see those profile updates!!!
😁🐳
Um...
Okay.
Europe is so evil that it doesn't use frog poison to kill opposition politicians.
Okay.
Europe is so evil that it doesn't use frog poison to kill opposition politicians.
Meanwhile in Russia: state TV host Vladimir Solovyov threatened Germany and its leadership, claimed that Europe is the evil empire and bemoaned the state of Russia's dilapidating economy.
youtu.be/oZolyqCFOac
youtu.be/oZolyqCFOac
Vladimir Solovyov bashes Russia's economy and threatens Germany
YouTube video by Russian Media Monitor
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Um...
Okay.
Europe is so evil that it doesn't use frog poison to kill opposition politicians.
Okay.
Europe is so evil that it doesn't use frog poison to kill opposition politicians.
I can't shake the feeling that @zackpolanski.bsky.social is so mesmerised by his own brilliance that he actually believes he can run the country without ever entering parliament...
February 16, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I can't shake the feeling that @zackpolanski.bsky.social is so mesmerised by his own brilliance that he actually believes he can run the country without ever entering parliament...
Now we know where @swearyspider.bsky.social came from...
February 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Now we know where @swearyspider.bsky.social came from...
Re-watching the last episode of Ashes to Ashes, because everyone needs a good weep now and again.
February 16, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Re-watching the last episode of Ashes to Ashes, because everyone needs a good weep now and again.
He who rapes children and young women, however...
February 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
He who rapes children and young women, however...
She also makes the portait in her attic look like the birth of Venus...
February 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
She also makes the portait in her attic look like the birth of Venus...
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History may not repeat, but it sure as shit does rhyme.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
The Terrible Noises Outside
History Doesn’t Repeat. It Rhymes in Real Time.
open.substack.com
February 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
History may not repeat, but it sure as shit does rhyme.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
I give up!
Just got an email from an agency, claiming "perfectly tailored jobs for you".
The role is quantity surveyor.
I wouldn't know a quantity if I surveyed its arse! 🤣
Just got an email from an agency, claiming "perfectly tailored jobs for you".
The role is quantity surveyor.
I wouldn't know a quantity if I surveyed its arse! 🤣
February 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I give up!
Just got an email from an agency, claiming "perfectly tailored jobs for you".
The role is quantity surveyor.
I wouldn't know a quantity if I surveyed its arse! 🤣
Just got an email from an agency, claiming "perfectly tailored jobs for you".
The role is quantity surveyor.
I wouldn't know a quantity if I surveyed its arse! 🤣
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Labour need to really up their game on comms!
February 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Labour need to really up their game on comms!
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@jakubkrupa.bsky.social does it again.
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
@jakubkrupa.bsky.social does it again.