Bary Garlow
@beansinyourbum.bsky.social
31 yo squirrel friend :3
Not here to debate you
They/Them
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Not here to debate you
They/Them
🫘🐿️🫘🐿️
3 times today I've woken up from naps to "30+ notifications" and I swear to god if I have to see that icon in the morning I'll be so big mad
January 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
3 times today I've woken up from naps to "30+ notifications" and I swear to god if I have to see that icon in the morning I'll be so big mad
Someone needs to calm these raging boners down before they cause too much damage
January 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Someone needs to calm these raging boners down before they cause too much damage
Cecilia I'm huffing your farts, it's making me horny daily
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Cecilia I'm huffing your farts, it's making me horny daily
Keir Starmer is an illegitimate Prime Minister and should be couped by the US of A
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Keir Starmer is an illegitimate Prime Minister and should be couped by the US of A
Keep pissing on that shit stain on the toilet champ. I'm sure you'll wash it away one day
January 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Keep pissing on that shit stain on the toilet champ. I'm sure you'll wash it away one day
GTA 6? I'll give you 3 quid, no more
January 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
GTA 6? I'll give you 3 quid, no more
Finished a full 1L bottle of Baileys and why am I not even tipsy
January 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Finished a full 1L bottle of Baileys and why am I not even tipsy
I really do think whoever came up with a lot of older kids shows were taking acid or something. Teletubbies, Tweenies, Blue's Clues. That shit only comes to you on hard drugs
January 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I really do think whoever came up with a lot of older kids shows were taking acid or something. Teletubbies, Tweenies, Blue's Clues. That shit only comes to you on hard drugs
Breaking News: the teletubbies have been arrested for arson
January 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Breaking News: the teletubbies have been arrested for arson
Bi-curious George would never
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Bi-curious George would never
You know what really pisses me off yeah. When you're dragged into a debate with some liberal wanker and at the end they're like "oh yeah I totally agree" and it's like dude why tf have you been debating if you fucking agree
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
You know what really pisses me off yeah. When you're dragged into a debate with some liberal wanker and at the end they're like "oh yeah I totally agree" and it's like dude why tf have you been debating if you fucking agree
Me wife is making me sleep on the sofa tonight 👍😂😂🤣🤣🤣
January 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Me wife is making me sleep on the sofa tonight 👍😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I want to hack TV broadcasting signals and do a max headroom stunt
January 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I want to hack TV broadcasting signals and do a max headroom stunt
I need to get back into RuneScape
January 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I need to get back into RuneScape
Would you believe I've only had 1 temp suspension from this place? Wild I know since I'm usually more aggressive than most people on here when some cunt shows up in my mentions
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Would you believe I've only had 1 temp suspension from this place? Wild I know since I'm usually more aggressive than most people on here when some cunt shows up in my mentions
Everyone who deals with psychotic episodes need to be treated differently while experiencing them. Most people say it's best to not agree or whatever with the person or tell them they're tripping while they're having an episode but for me I need people to say "look dickhead. It's not real"
January 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Everyone who deals with psychotic episodes need to be treated differently while experiencing them. Most people say it's best to not agree or whatever with the person or tell them they're tripping while they're having an episode but for me I need people to say "look dickhead. It's not real"
Actually really pissed off that they screwed up The Witcher so bad this season. This is legit the part where the books get really good but the whole show made it worse than the first 3 books
January 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Actually really pissed off that they screwed up The Witcher so bad this season. This is legit the part where the books get really good but the whole show made it worse than the first 3 books
Putting the 10 sided dice up my arse so these fools can't beat my D&D campaign
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Putting the 10 sided dice up my arse so these fools can't beat my D&D campaign
Netflix makes like 1 decent show every 5 years but by the time it's ending it turns to complete shit that's a chore to finish
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Netflix makes like 1 decent show every 5 years but by the time it's ending it turns to complete shit that's a chore to finish
Fuck the status quo. Idk why people would defend them. The only decent song they made was meh and only got made good when Scooter collabed with them
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Fuck the status quo. Idk why people would defend them. The only decent song they made was meh and only got made good when Scooter collabed with them
Just following orders is it
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Just following orders is it
Scootahh are you ready
January 3, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Scootahh are you ready
And I just can't wait to be king 🎶
January 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
And I just can't wait to be king 🎶
So... Everyone else's TikTok is just full of sea lions right?
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
So... Everyone else's TikTok is just full of sea lions right?
Like I'm not using the word for effect. If Trump shagged Starmer's wife Starmer would say "good show sir"
Every UK PM has been a cuck to the sitting US president
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Like I'm not using the word for effect. If Trump shagged Starmer's wife Starmer would say "good show sir"