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Son of Bengt
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Waffle man.

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(Apologies to Andrea Bocelli for using his picture - but I once got a free garlic bread in an Italian restaurant because they said I looked like him)
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Excuse me - couldn't help but notice you were eating some cheese!

I too, like cheese!
"except the paper's more expensive"
February 18, 2026 at 1:09 PM
**Scotland has entered the chat**
Today is the first day of Ramadan, the first day of Adar, Lunar New Year and Mardi Gras.

This means that for one reason or another, the majority of humans on the planet have a reason to eat fried food, and that is beautiful.
Ramadan Mubarak!

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Laissez bon temps rouler!

Hodesh Adar tov!

Y'ALL

February 17, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Reposted by Son of Bengt
Today is the first day of Ramadan, the first day of Adar, Lunar New Year and Mardi Gras.

This means that for one reason or another, the majority of humans on the planet have a reason to eat fried food, and that is beautiful.
Ramadan Mubarak!

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

Laissez bon temps rouler!

Hodesh Adar tov!

Y'ALL

February 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
When these two got together..it was MOIDA!
February 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Dog's broken again
February 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
February 17, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Watching Irish traitors and one of the things I dearly love is hearing the merged accents.

People who moved to Ireland as an adult but already sound like they were born in Cork.
February 17, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Went to barber today and tragically I am heading towards my 50th with the same sort of haircut that's on my student card
February 17, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I rememeber either a tweet (or a skeet) from a long time ago that said every new UK restaurant is either a cheap fried chicken joint or something 'upmarket' called "f*ck me right in the dripping dirty burger"
State of this gaff that's just opened up in Manchester.

You did read that name right by the way, it really is called eggslut.

People queuing down the street for the chance to pay ten quid for a bloody egg barm!
February 17, 2026 at 7:53 PM
You won't let us use the electronic gates at your airports?

Fine! 🖕🏻
February 17, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Who is that team GB curler that looks like he went to the barbers and asked how much he could get taken off for 80p?
February 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The curling on TV pisses me off.

So much cheering from the next rink it feels like you've been invited to the Protestant party by mistake.
February 17, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I have just cursed them again. Sorry guys!
I'm a jinx. Every time I have switched over to watch the British team about to win anything it has all gone wrong.
February 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Advertise your account with a GIF
February 17, 2026 at 6:28 PM
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Does anyone still have pancakes with jif lemon juice?

(How did we get by all those years with jif lemon juice and jif bathroom cleaner having the same name)
February 17, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Guess that's me up then 😐
a cartoon character is laying in bed with a pillow on his head and making a funny face .
ALT: a cartoon character is laying in bed with a pillow on his head and making a funny face .
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February 17, 2026 at 6:15 AM
He was a little chonker!
February 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Yes we are mental, but in a good way!
February 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I'm a jinx. Every time I have switched over to watch the British team about to win anything it has all gone wrong.
February 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
He may have got some
February 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Making pancakes THIS EVENING!

No YOU deal with it!
February 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
*taps the sign*
So many hooting chants of 'USA, USA!' at these Olympics.

Honestly, keep your fucking head down and if anyone asks then you're Canadian!
February 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
**Fireworks outside?**

** Scrolls for a bit **

Nope. Damn!
February 16, 2026 at 7:52 PM
😔
February 16, 2026 at 6:30 PM