Son of Bengt
@sonofbengt.bsky.social
Waffle man.
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(Apologies to Andrea Bocelli for using his picture - but I once got a free garlic bread in an Italian restaurant because they said I looked like him)
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(Apologies to Andrea Bocelli for using his picture - but I once got a free garlic bread in an Italian restaurant because they said I looked like him)
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Son of Bengt
@sonofbengt.bsky.social
ยท Nov 12
Excuse me - couldn't help but notice you were eating some cheese!
I too, like cheese!
I too, like cheese!
Toast tongs, toast tongs, use the toast tongs
Sticking a fork in there is just all kinda wrongs
Sticking a fork in there is just all kinda wrongs
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Toast tongs, toast tongs, use the toast tongs
Sticking a fork in there is just all kinda wrongs
Sticking a fork in there is just all kinda wrongs
I have perked up a bit. Only slept 4 hours though
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I have perked up a bit. Only slept 4 hours though
Oh God. Oh Jesus Christ!!!
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Oh God. Oh Jesus Christ!!!
Alt text: Japanese ambassador (with Paddington the soul reaper) is waving up at another toy bear in a Glasgow flat.
This is equally chilling and charming
This is equally chilling and charming
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Alt text: Japanese ambassador (with Paddington the soul reaper) is waving up at another toy bear in a Glasgow flat.
This is equally chilling and charming
This is equally chilling and charming
Oh Christ. It's too late!
Paddington now has a new death cult disciple to lure more victims.
Paddington now has a new death cult disciple to lure more victims.
February 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Oh Christ. It's too late!
Paddington now has a new death cult disciple to lure more victims.
Paddington now has a new death cult disciple to lure more victims.
*shoulders
(Seriously - I am going to fucking lose it with this phone)
(Seriously - I am going to fucking lose it with this phone)
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
*shoulders
(Seriously - I am going to fucking lose it with this phone)
(Seriously - I am going to fucking lose it with this phone)
"Right. So if someone is wearing a sweater wrapped round their shouldera ON TOP of a gilet then you are legally allowed to lamp them, right?"
"No...I was more thinking questions about the job in general"
"No...I was more thinking questions about the job in general"
February 13, 2026 at 12:25 PM
"Right. So if someone is wearing a sweater wrapped round their shouldera ON TOP of a gilet then you are legally allowed to lamp them, right?"
"No...I was more thinking questions about the job in general"
"No...I was more thinking questions about the job in general"
Have the same issue in our house.
Has been solved by using two separate GU ramekins/spoons.
If I taste a fruit tea essence with Yorkshire tea bags it gives me the bowk
Has been solved by using two separate GU ramekins/spoons.
If I taste a fruit tea essence with Yorkshire tea bags it gives me the bowk
February 13, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Have the same issue in our house.
Has been solved by using two separate GU ramekins/spoons.
If I taste a fruit tea essence with Yorkshire tea bags it gives me the bowk
Has been solved by using two separate GU ramekins/spoons.
If I taste a fruit tea essence with Yorkshire tea bags it gives me the bowk
The alt text ๐ซก
February 13, 2026 at 7:30 AM
The alt text ๐ซก
February 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Still my favourite thing from the internets
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bsky.app/profile/arch...
Sooty & Co (28th October 1996). Sooty and the gang round off their Spanish holiday by going clubbing.
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Still my favourite thing from the internets
bsky.app/profile/arch...
bsky.app/profile/arch...
And there goes my sleep
February 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
And there goes my sleep
I'm imagining him crawling out of the TV during one of those 80's children's programmes
February 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I'm imagining him crawling out of the TV during one of those 80's children's programmes
*cones (for the absolute love of fucking hell)
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
*cones (for the absolute love of fucking hell)
Alt text:
Picture on left shows Japanese ambassador in front of Glasgow duke of wellington statue (comes and all) and he's holding a Paddington bear toy.
The second picture shows a zoomed in shot of that harbinger of deaths face
Picture on left shows Japanese ambassador in front of Glasgow duke of wellington statue (comes and all) and he's holding a Paddington bear toy.
The second picture shows a zoomed in shot of that harbinger of deaths face
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Alt text:
Picture on left shows Japanese ambassador in front of Glasgow duke of wellington statue (comes and all) and he's holding a Paddington bear toy.
The second picture shows a zoomed in shot of that harbinger of deaths face
Picture on left shows Japanese ambassador in front of Glasgow duke of wellington statue (comes and all) and he's holding a Paddington bear toy.
The second picture shows a zoomed in shot of that harbinger of deaths face
Reposted by Son of Bengt
This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
You're meddling with powers you can't possibly comprehend, Mr Ambassador
February 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
You're meddling with powers you can't possibly comprehend, Mr Ambassador
Reposted by Son of Bengt
"Barred? Ye can stick yer pub up yer ARSE!"
"Leave it Trigger, let's go get a kebab!"
"Leave it Trigger, let's go get a kebab!"
April 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
"Barred? Ye can stick yer pub up yer ARSE!"
"Leave it Trigger, let's go get a kebab!"
"Leave it Trigger, let's go get a kebab!"
Reposted by Son of Bengt
โThe Sweeny, The Sweenyโฆโ by Sweep.
(This was sent to me by a friend from a Facey account, credit to a Mark Devine who posted it).
.cc @hannahcooper.bsky.social
(This was sent to me by a friend from a Facey account, credit to a Mark Devine who posted it).
.cc @hannahcooper.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
โThe Sweeny, The Sweenyโฆโ by Sweep.
(This was sent to me by a friend from a Facey account, credit to a Mark Devine who posted it).
.cc @hannahcooper.bsky.social
(This was sent to me by a friend from a Facey account, credit to a Mark Devine who posted it).
.cc @hannahcooper.bsky.social
As soon as someone starts talking french I bet you just click back into it though.
February 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
As soon as someone starts talking french I bet you just click back into it though.
10 dollars for an ambulance though...
February 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
10 dollars for an ambulance though...
A post 50 ambition for me is to go back and learn another language to a reasonable level and I'm thinking French
February 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
A post 50 ambition for me is to go back and learn another language to a reasonable level and I'm thinking French