Son of Bengt
@sonofbengt.bsky.social
Waffle man.
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(Apologies to Andrea Bocelli for using his picture - but I once got a free garlic bread in an Italian restaurant because they said I looked like him)
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(Apologies to Andrea Bocelli for using his picture - but I once got a free garlic bread in an Italian restaurant because they said I looked like him)
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Son of Bengt
@sonofbengt.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Excuse me - couldn't help but notice you were eating some cheese!
I too, like cheese!
I too, like cheese!
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Anthony
Anthony
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Anthony
Anthony
So childish...
I love her even more now 😊
I love her even more now 😊
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
February 11, 2026 at 10:11 AM
So childish...
I love her even more now 😊
I love her even more now 😊
Ooh I know this. Is it...any time you're not in bath/shower or bed?
Weirdos, man!
Weirdos, man!
February 11, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Ooh I know this. Is it...any time you're not in bath/shower or bed?
Weirdos, man!
Weirdos, man!
Make it make sense, please!
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Make it make sense, please!
For a minute it's the 90's again - houses are affordable & hangovers only last half a morning 😌
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
For a minute it's the 90's again - houses are affordable & hangovers only last half a morning 😌
Who's this guy skating in a 3 piece suit?
February 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Who's this guy skating in a 3 piece suit?
Hungry me - opening the door to the dominos driver earlier
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Hungry me - opening the door to the dominos driver earlier
Weather app telling me it's about to rain again!
February 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Weather app telling me it's about to rain again!
To honour the curlers I am walking around the house with butter on one slippy foot and a slice of ham on the other.
That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
To honour the curlers I am walking around the house with butter on one slippy foot and a slice of ham on the other.
That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
Reposted by Son of Bengt
"I wouldn't buy green bananas if I were you" is going to live in my brain for years
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
"I wouldn't buy green bananas if I were you" is going to live in my brain for years
Reposted by Son of Bengt
I changed the audio
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I changed the audio
Have reached the point of my life where I am buying a product which showcases a smiling pensioner and has a name that sounds like an unsuccessful Heimlich manoeuvre.
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Have reached the point of my life where I am buying a product which showcases a smiling pensioner and has a name that sounds like an unsuccessful Heimlich manoeuvre.
Jan/Feb now officially the UK wet season.
Best investment I ever made was getting the roof fixed and lined a few years back.
Best investment I ever made was getting the roof fixed and lined a few years back.
February 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Jan/Feb now officially the UK wet season.
Best investment I ever made was getting the roof fixed and lined a few years back.
Best investment I ever made was getting the roof fixed and lined a few years back.
Gonnae stop raining, aye?
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Gonnae stop raining, aye?
Adding "I hope this email finds you well" to the list
February 10, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Adding "I hope this email finds you well" to the list
Reposted by Son of Bengt
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
Age verification?
Used 1/2p coins
Used 1/2p coins
Age verification?
My first car had a choke.
My first car had a choke.
Age verification?
The computer (singular) at primary school was a BBC and the floppy discs were actually floppy.
The computer (singular) at primary school was a BBC and the floppy discs were actually floppy.
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Age verification?
Used 1/2p coins
Used 1/2p coins
So....maybe figured this one out.
Because I have been hitting the static bike a lot more recently and not doing any quad, hamstring or calf stretches this has cocked me right up.
Rolled a tennis ball under my foot and calf muscle immediately went into spasm. Idiot!
Because I have been hitting the static bike a lot more recently and not doing any quad, hamstring or calf stretches this has cocked me right up.
Rolled a tennis ball under my foot and calf muscle immediately went into spasm. Idiot!
Ahh...plantar fasciitis
I've been expecting you!
I've been expecting you!
February 9, 2026 at 9:07 PM
So....maybe figured this one out.
Because I have been hitting the static bike a lot more recently and not doing any quad, hamstring or calf stretches this has cocked me right up.
Rolled a tennis ball under my foot and calf muscle immediately went into spasm. Idiot!
Because I have been hitting the static bike a lot more recently and not doing any quad, hamstring or calf stretches this has cocked me right up.
Rolled a tennis ball under my foot and calf muscle immediately went into spasm. Idiot!
Me - rethinking the shite I was about to post with the new Drafts feature
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Me - rethinking the shite I was about to post with the new Drafts feature
The girls all celebrating each other is 🥹
There is a pleasure to be found in watching people do something they enjoy really really well (even if you don't remotely understand what is going on)
I have no idea what they are talking about.
It sounds like two guys getting excited over drill bits in B&Q.
"Wow! A triple screw with rotating hammer lock! We're really in the thick of it now"
It sounds like two guys getting excited over drill bits in B&Q.
"Wow! A triple screw with rotating hammer lock! We're really in the thick of it now"
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The girls all celebrating each other is 🥹
There is a pleasure to be found in watching people do something they enjoy really really well (even if you don't remotely understand what is going on)
I have no idea what they are talking about.
It sounds like two guys getting excited over drill bits in B&Q.
"Wow! A triple screw with rotating hammer lock! We're really in the thick of it now"
It sounds like two guys getting excited over drill bits in B&Q.
"Wow! A triple screw with rotating hammer lock! We're really in the thick of it now"
Ah well, let's get the snowboarding on.
Ulrika-ka-ka!!!
Ulrika-ka-ka!!!
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
There is a pleasure to be found in watching people do something they enjoy really really well (even if you don't remotely understand what is going on)