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Son of Bengt
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Waffle man.

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(Apologies to Andrea Bocelli for using his picture - but I once got a free garlic bread in an Italian restaurant because they said I looked like him)
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Excuse me - couldn't help but notice you were eating some cheese!

I too, like cheese!
Toast tongs, toast tongs, use the toast tongs

Sticking a fork in there is just all kinda wrongs
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
I have perked up a bit. Only slept 4 hours though
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Oh God. Oh Jesus Christ!!!
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Alt text: Japanese ambassador (with Paddington the soul reaper) is waving up at another toy bear in a Glasgow flat.

This is equally chilling and charming
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Oh Christ. It's too late!

Paddington now has a new death cult disciple to lure more victims.
February 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
*shoulders

(Seriously - I am going to fucking lose it with this phone)
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
"Right. So if someone is wearing a sweater wrapped round their shouldera ON TOP of a gilet then you are legally allowed to lamp them, right?"

"No...I was more thinking questions about the job in general"
February 13, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Have the same issue in our house.

Has been solved by using two separate GU ramekins/spoons.

If I taste a fruit tea essence with Yorkshire tea bags it gives me the bowk
February 13, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Wait...what???
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 AM
*sighhhh*
February 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
The alt text ๐Ÿซก
February 13, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Friday
February 13, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Friday & #TOTP tomorrow.

Night, you reprobates!
February 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Still my favourite thing from the internets
bsky.app/profile/arch...
Sooty & Co (28th October 1996). Sooty and the gang round off their Spanish holiday by going clubbing.
February 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
And there goes my sleep
February 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I'm imagining him crawling out of the TV during one of those 80's children's programmes
February 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
*cones (for the absolute love of fucking hell)
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Alt text:

Picture on left shows Japanese ambassador in front of Glasgow duke of wellington statue (comes and all) and he's holding a Paddington bear toy.

The second picture shows a zoomed in shot of that harbinger of deaths face
February 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Reposted by Son of Bengt
This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
You're meddling with powers you can't possibly comprehend, Mr Ambassador
February 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Reposted by Son of Bengt
"Barred? Ye can stick yer pub up yer ARSE!"

"Leave it Trigger, let's go get a kebab!"
April 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Reposted by Son of Bengt
โ€œThe Sweeny, The Sweenyโ€ฆโ€ by Sweep.

(This was sent to me by a friend from a Facey account, credit to a Mark Devine who posted it).

.cc @hannahcooper.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
As soon as someone starts talking french I bet you just click back into it though.
February 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
10 dollars for an ambulance though...
February 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
A post 50 ambition for me is to go back and learn another language to a reasonable level and I'm thinking French
February 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM