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Son of Bengt
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Waffle man.

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(Apologies to Andrea Bocelli for using his picture - but I once got a free garlic bread in an Italian restaurant because they said I looked like him)
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Excuse me - couldn't help but notice you were eating some cheese!

I too, like cheese!
Oh God. Oh Jesus Christ!!!
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Oh Christ. It's too late!

Paddington now has a new death cult disciple to lure more victims.
February 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
"Right. So if someone is wearing a sweater wrapped round their shouldera ON TOP of a gilet then you are legally allowed to lamp them, right?"

"No...I was more thinking questions about the job in general"
February 13, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Wait...what???
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 AM
*sighhhh*
February 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Friday
February 13, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Friday & #TOTP tomorrow.

Night, you reprobates!
February 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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This is Bogie. This rope is his very favorite toy because it makes his tiny human smile too. 13/10 (TT: _chelsea_brown_4)
February 12, 2026 at 10:28 PM
You're meddling with powers you can't possibly comprehend, Mr Ambassador
February 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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"Barred? Ye can stick yer pub up yer ARSE!"

"Leave it Trigger, let's go get a kebab!"
April 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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“The Sweeny, The Sweeny…” by Sweep.

(This was sent to me by a friend from a Facey account, credit to a Mark Devine who posted it).

.cc @hannahcooper.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Nearly had a heart attack getting some milk from the fridge just now 😨
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Riveted to the curling
February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
There should be an option in curling (like playing a one-off joker) to knock away the opposition's stone, provided you kick it bare footed as hard as you can.
February 12, 2026 at 8:34 PM
(you can tell I am ill and not working because I'm posting so much shite this evening)
February 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Every time they talk about "the hammer" in the curling
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Winter Olympics tonight like:

"And there's a gold for the girl who broke her back two years ago and has just risked everything doing insane tricks in the half pipe...

Now if you switch over on iPlayer you'll see a some guys sweeping the ice while wearing different shoes"
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
"C'mon then mate, tell me more about your views on immigration!"
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Is it just me or are the winter Olympic events getting more mental is the week goes on?

Tomorrow: skiing up a 45 degree incline, wearing a pork chop tunic while being pursued by 13 polar bears...
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
A proper Sliding Doors moment for the UK was when Gordon Brown apologised to a bigot for calling her a bigot!
February 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Stood up too fast
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Yeah. It's getting bad. 🤧

I did that commentators curse thing a few days ago where I said I was really lucky that I hadn't been ill over the winter 🤬
Seem to have woken up with the lurgi don't I?
February 12, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Seem to have woken up with the lurgi don't I?
February 12, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Thursday
February 12, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Neighbour whistling loudly outside as they chuck stuff in their recycling box at 11pm
February 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM