Son of Bengt
@sonofbengt.bsky.social
Waffle man.
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(Apologies to Andrea Bocelli for using his picture - but I once got a free garlic bread in an Italian restaurant because they said I looked like him)
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(Apologies to Andrea Bocelli for using his picture - but I once got a free garlic bread in an Italian restaurant because they said I looked like him)
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Son of Bengt
@sonofbengt.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Excuse me - couldn't help but notice you were eating some cheese!
I too, like cheese!
I too, like cheese!
Neighbour whistling loudly outside as they chuck stuff in their recycling box at 11pm
February 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Neighbour whistling loudly outside as they chuck stuff in their recycling box at 11pm
"Now it says here you've reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings?"
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
"Now it says here you've reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings?"
This is a little bit like the winter Olympics 'big air' event for me.
I have no idea why you are doing this or how you ever got into it.
But you are doing it so well I am 💯 behind you.
I have no idea why you are doing this or how you ever got into it.
But you are doing it so well I am 💯 behind you.
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 10:31 PM
This is a little bit like the winter Olympics 'big air' event for me.
I have no idea why you are doing this or how you ever got into it.
But you are doing it so well I am 💯 behind you.
I have no idea why you are doing this or how you ever got into it.
But you are doing it so well I am 💯 behind you.
Is there a market for a luge style event where you are on your stomach, feet first, you get a 3 second start on the curling stones being chucked after you and the whole thing is just in the lap of the gods?
February 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Is there a market for a luge style event where you are on your stomach, feet first, you get a 3 second start on the curling stones being chucked after you and the whole thing is just in the lap of the gods?
"But, if you needed this guide to tell you that then quite frankly you shouldn't be allowed out of the house"
February 11, 2026 at 10:17 PM
"But, if you needed this guide to tell you that then quite frankly you shouldn't be allowed out of the house"
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WELSHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!
February 11, 2026 at 9:45 PM
WELSHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!
It seems lots of dear mutuals on here are having a shitty evening 😔
You are all invited to my Scottish island cat-themed cocktail bar when it opens
You are all invited to my Scottish island cat-themed cocktail bar when it opens
February 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
It seems lots of dear mutuals on here are having a shitty evening 😔
You are all invited to my Scottish island cat-themed cocktail bar when it opens
You are all invited to my Scottish island cat-themed cocktail bar when it opens
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Anthony
Anthony
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Introduce yourself with the name your parents almost gave you:
Anthony
Anthony
So childish...
I love her even more now 😊
I love her even more now 😊
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
February 11, 2026 at 10:11 AM
So childish...
I love her even more now 😊
I love her even more now 😊
Ooh I know this. Is it...any time you're not in bath/shower or bed?
Weirdos, man!
Weirdos, man!
February 11, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Ooh I know this. Is it...any time you're not in bath/shower or bed?
Weirdos, man!
Weirdos, man!
Make it make sense, please!
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Make it make sense, please!
For a minute it's the 90's again - houses are affordable & hangovers only last half a morning 😌
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
For a minute it's the 90's again - houses are affordable & hangovers only last half a morning 😌
Who's this guy skating in a 3 piece suit?
February 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Who's this guy skating in a 3 piece suit?
Hungry me - opening the door to the dominos driver earlier
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Hungry me - opening the door to the dominos driver earlier
Weather app telling me it's about to rain again!
February 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Weather app telling me it's about to rain again!
To honour the curlers I am walking around the house with butter on one slippy foot and a slice of ham on the other.
That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
To honour the curlers I am walking around the house with butter on one slippy foot and a slice of ham on the other.
That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
That's my story and I'm sticking with it.
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"I wouldn't buy green bananas if I were you" is going to live in my brain for years
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
"I wouldn't buy green bananas if I were you" is going to live in my brain for years
Reposted by Son of Bengt
I changed the audio
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I changed the audio
Have reached the point of my life where I am buying a product which showcases a smiling pensioner and has a name that sounds like an unsuccessful Heimlich manoeuvre.
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Have reached the point of my life where I am buying a product which showcases a smiling pensioner and has a name that sounds like an unsuccessful Heimlich manoeuvre.
Jan/Feb now officially the UK wet season.
Best investment I ever made was getting the roof fixed and lined a few years back.
Best investment I ever made was getting the roof fixed and lined a few years back.
February 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Jan/Feb now officially the UK wet season.
Best investment I ever made was getting the roof fixed and lined a few years back.
Best investment I ever made was getting the roof fixed and lined a few years back.
Gonnae stop raining, aye?
February 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Gonnae stop raining, aye?
Adding "I hope this email finds you well" to the list
February 10, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Adding "I hope this email finds you well" to the list