Woodo
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I take photos IRL, on here I make crap jokes. That's it.
I'm not saying this is almost certainly the dumbest generation (in broad terms not delineated between Boom/X/Y/Zoom) buuuut...
Canada was officially declared “measles-free” 27 years ago, but no more. The rising number of measles outbreaks is a symptom of a deeper issue: declining trust in public messaging about science and health, which has led to decreased vaccination rates. buff.ly/V7RPaXR
Canada loses its official ‘measles-free’ status – and the US will follow soon, as vaccination rates fall
Decreased vaccination rates have led to measles outbreaks in Canada and other countries.
theconversation.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I'm not saying this is almost certainly the dumbest generation (in broad terms not delineated between Boom/X/Y/Zoom) buuuut...
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The Joyce Carol Oates approach is more sophisticated, yes, but it’s important to remind you that (while we should ideally avoid discussing him at all) when the subject has to be addressed, we should always refer to him as ‘noted dogfucker Elon Musk’ in the hope that he eventually hears about it
Your occasional reminder that you can and should refer to the owner of the corpse of Twitter as ‘dogfucker Elon Musk’ at every possible opportunity
Elon Musk wins defamation case over 'pedo guy' tweet about caver
Tesla's founder did not defame a UK caver who helped in the Thai cave rescue, a US jury finds.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
The Joyce Carol Oates approach is more sophisticated, yes, but it’s important to remind you that (while we should ideally avoid discussing him at all) when the subject has to be addressed, we should always refer to him as ‘noted dogfucker Elon Musk’ in the hope that he eventually hears about it
Running a book on how long it is until Romesh releases his first "cozy crime" novel.
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Running a book on how long it is until Romesh releases his first "cozy crime" novel.
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All in all, it’s no surprise that the only welcome this friendless freak finds extended to him in Soho is in the offices of one of the world’s most famous white supremacist nutters.
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
All in all, it’s no surprise that the only welcome this friendless freak finds extended to him in Soho is in the offices of one of the world’s most famous white supremacist nutters.
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Fascinating to break this down and understand what stage of brainworms the Spectatorati are at now.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Fascinating to break this down and understand what stage of brainworms the Spectatorati are at now.
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Japanese technology company SoftBank Group Corp. says it has sold all the Nvidia Corp. shares that it owned for $5.83 billion.
Japan's SoftBank says it has sold its shares in Nvidia for $5.8 billion
Japanese technology giant SoftBank says it has sold its stake in Nvidia for $5.8 billion. Tokyo-based SoftBank Group Corp. said it sold the stake in October.
bit.ly
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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This is the fifth or sixth time I’ve been served up a paid Times ad pushing their criticism of one of Epstein’s many victims, and I’ve spoken before about where you will find that paper situated on the matter, when rich and powerful people are accused of crimes. Water that always needs muddying.
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 AM
This is the fifth or sixth time I’ve been served up a paid Times ad pushing their criticism of one of Epstein’s many victims, and I’ve spoken before about where you will find that paper situated on the matter, when rich and powerful people are accused of crimes. Water that always needs muddying.
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The varying degrees of alarm and disdain in the "after" photos will brighten your day.
hi, can you do me a favor?
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them
thank you, this is for science
here is my contribution
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
The varying degrees of alarm and disdain in the "after" photos will brighten your day.
You are "ideologically captured" by "trans activists".
I, however, am doing VRY SRS Biological Science Journalism™©® supporting a hate campaign by a children's fiction author with a degree in French, an Economist journalist with a degree in Maths and a think-tank wonk with an agricultural degree.
I, however, am doing VRY SRS Biological Science Journalism™©® supporting a hate campaign by a children's fiction author with a degree in French, an Economist journalist with a degree in Maths and a think-tank wonk with an agricultural degree.
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
You are "ideologically captured" by "trans activists".
I, however, am doing VRY SRS Biological Science Journalism™©® supporting a hate campaign by a children's fiction author with a degree in French, an Economist journalist with a degree in Maths and a think-tank wonk with an agricultural degree.
I, however, am doing VRY SRS Biological Science Journalism™©® supporting a hate campaign by a children's fiction author with a degree in French, an Economist journalist with a degree in Maths and a think-tank wonk with an agricultural degree.
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It would never occur to Emily that she is at all ideological, or that she and her crank pals were imposing their views and desires upon others. What do you mean, ideology! We’re doing Science
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
It would never occur to Emily that she is at all ideological, or that she and her crank pals were imposing their views and desires upon others. What do you mean, ideology! We’re doing Science
Funny that Joyce Carol Oates and Dionne Warwick are some of the most savage poasters on social media.
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Funny that Joyce Carol Oates and Dionne Warwick are some of the most savage poasters on social media.
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The whole internet loves Emily Maitlis, a lovely journalist that made then-Prince Andrew sweat in an interview! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the journalist is a TERF
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The whole internet loves Emily Maitlis, a lovely journalist that made then-Prince Andrew sweat in an interview! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the journalist is a TERF
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Remember, when journalists just let trans people live their lives in peace, it’s “ideological capture”, but when they use their own personal anti-trans beliefs to lead a campaign to close down the only place in the country trans youth received healthcare, it’s absolutely fine, nothing to see here.
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Remember, when journalists just let trans people live their lives in peace, it’s “ideological capture”, but when they use their own personal anti-trans beliefs to lead a campaign to close down the only place in the country trans youth received healthcare, it’s absolutely fine, nothing to see here.
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Does remind me when the newsagents quoted Glinners tweet about kicking trans women in the genitals and said it was clearly a joke and people over reacted. Shows you exactly the (at best) indifference they have towards trans people.
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Does remind me when the newsagents quoted Glinners tweet about kicking trans women in the genitals and said it was clearly a joke and people over reacted. Shows you exactly the (at best) indifference they have towards trans people.
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
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At the beginning of DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER, Moneypenny asks Bond to propose to her, which is a bit rum given that his wife was only just murdered at the end of the previous film.
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
At the beginning of DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER, Moneypenny asks Bond to propose to her, which is a bit rum given that his wife was only just murdered at the end of the previous film.
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Worth wondering how many different major British institutions have to be deeply malicious, for a story like this to appear.
Treasonous human rights laws mean special forces now can’t even murder scads of civilians in a series of bloodcurdling war crimes and lie about what they’ve done while the government covers it up, without facing a lot of impertinent questions
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Worth wondering how many different major British institutions have to be deeply malicious, for a story like this to appear.
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A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule
Jesus Christ.
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
HMP Wandsworth gets ‘green light’ to use AI after team sent in to find ‘quick fixes’ after spate of mistakes
Artificial intelligence chatbots could be used to stop prisoners from being mistakenly released from jail, a justice minister told the House of Lords on Monday.
Lord Timpson said HMP Wandsworth had been given the “green light” to use artificial intelligence (AI) after a specialised team was sent in to find “some quick fixes”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Jesus Christ.
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I avoid reposting twitter, but this is well put. Directed at Musk but captures Trump, too. I think it's tragic that such men are so clueless about the beauty of life. I believe their lack of joy is why they try to squash life and light from all of us. Living joyfully is how we will overcome.
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I avoid reposting twitter, but this is well put. Directed at Musk but captures Trump, too. I think it's tragic that such men are so clueless about the beauty of life. I believe their lack of joy is why they try to squash life and light from all of us. Living joyfully is how we will overcome.
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
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Keep thinking of when Disney tried to sue the BBC when Alexei Sayle’s Stuff parodied Snow White and the BBC legal person was heard to say, ‘Fuck Disney, we’re the BBC.’
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Keep thinking of when Disney tried to sue the BBC when Alexei Sayle’s Stuff parodied Snow White and the BBC legal person was heard to say, ‘Fuck Disney, we’re the BBC.’