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same people when you see them without an ai filter
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i’ve eaten so many homemade pickled onions i think i’ve permanently altered the ph level in my stomach
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
every time you think his life can’t be any sadder this man finds new levels of previously undiscovered pathetic. if he wasn’t such a cunt you’d feel bad for him. worst case of brain rot ever recorded.
December 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
boxing day is superior to christmas day
December 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
at spoons for a large breakfast and there are people here who are fully on it already. even by weatherspoons pre 10am standards
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 AM
and Tiny Tim, who died, can now be interacted with in the form of a fully animated AI chat bot with just a couple of photos and simple prompts
December 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
love this clip of dmx being offered a copy of the lyrics to rudolph the red nose reindeer by a radio show who are hoping they can get him to sing it and he just excitedly says he knows the lyrics and then immediately goes into it
DMX - Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
YouTube video by HipHopMemes
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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If we can't kill foxes, we'll kill our dogs.

Your move.
December 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
calm down keir starmer
If Tiny Tim did not die, we must kill him
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
December 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
santas naughty list had been heavily redacted but the elves are fucking stupid as shit so you can just copy and paste it into notepad to reveal all the names
December 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
done. knees and back are fucked.
time to start wrapping. i hate past dean.
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
time to start wrapping. i hate past dean.
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
at winter wonderland in the nec and thought i was in luck and they hadn’t included this death trap this year but no they just put it in the corner to give the illusion you’ll be slammed into a wall so looking forward to that
December 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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your dad sends out “before the networks jam..” new years eve texts
December 24, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I’m interpreting that fact that my manager booked supervision with me at 2pm today as malicious
December 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
you can tell it’s christmas week because i didn’t get my first email today until 6.38am
December 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
santa on 23rd december
I am going to slay tomorrow
December 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
just watched wicked 2 with the girls and firstly casting jeff goldblum as the wizard of oz was perfect, also by far not the worst film i’ve seen this year. would make an excellent west end show like frozen did.
December 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
andrew tate was the alpha in that fight but chase demoor was beta
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
he forgot to say welcome to jackass
Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time
December 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
turns out my willingness to support violence is very victim dependent
December 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM