Ross Sayers
@rosssayers.bsky.social
Author (Mary's the Name, Sonny and Me, Daisy on the Outer Line, The Everliving Memory of John Valentine)
he/him
📍Glasgow, Scotland
he/him
📍Glasgow, Scotland
Clip from this week's pod episode 💡
Ashley has the mindset of a winner but unfortunately not the track record to match
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Clip from this week's pod episode 💡
Political reporting in the UK is really no different to high school gossip. 'Omg did you hear he's not even phoned him 👀' and they all absolutely live for it. Do something useful!
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Political reporting in the UK is really no different to high school gossip. 'Omg did you hear he's not even phoned him 👀' and they all absolutely live for it. Do something useful!
As someone who recommended to my dad that he might like The Chair Company, I sure hope he never brings it up to me ever again
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
As someone who recommended to my dad that he might like The Chair Company, I sure hope he never brings it up to me ever again
What would you say is the maximum amount of snacks it's fair to take after you give blood. Because last time I was there I saw a guy take 5 separate items and I thought...hmm maybe overstepping the mark there buddy
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
What would you say is the maximum amount of snacks it's fair to take after you give blood. Because last time I was there I saw a guy take 5 separate items and I thought...hmm maybe overstepping the mark there buddy
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💡 New episode!
Simple idea this week: we're guessing what celebs are charging on Cameo. Available wherever you get your podcasts!
open.spotify.com/episode/6TWl...
Simple idea this week: we're guessing what celebs are charging on Cameo. Available wherever you get your podcasts!
open.spotify.com/episode/6TWl...
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
💡 New episode!
Simple idea this week: we're guessing what celebs are charging on Cameo. Available wherever you get your podcasts!
open.spotify.com/episode/6TWl...
Simple idea this week: we're guessing what celebs are charging on Cameo. Available wherever you get your podcasts!
open.spotify.com/episode/6TWl...
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Eagle eyed listeners may spot our poster on Sauchiehall Street. It's very subtle and tasteful.
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Eagle eyed listeners may spot our poster on Sauchiehall Street. It's very subtle and tasteful.
Jack Whitehall telling a story on Graham Norton about performing at a Monaco jewellery event.... lol. Good way to show you're a man of the people after playing the Riyadh fest
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Jack Whitehall telling a story on Graham Norton about performing at a Monaco jewellery event.... lol. Good way to show you're a man of the people after playing the Riyadh fest
Maybe didn't need to defend tax avoidance but my back was against the wall in the debate
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Maybe didn't need to defend tax avoidance but my back was against the wall in the debate
Zohran Mamdani meeting his wife on Hinge is a bit like when you see a screenshot of someone winning £200,000 on a random £3 acca. Like sure, you can download the Bet365 app, but that was just a one time thing
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Zohran Mamdani meeting his wife on Hinge is a bit like when you see a screenshot of someone winning £200,000 on a random £3 acca. Like sure, you can download the Bet365 app, but that was just a one time thing
The novel: she was plain of face, not very pretty at all
The casting producers of the film adaptation: this broad's gotta be smokin
The casting producers of the film adaptation: this broad's gotta be smokin
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The novel: she was plain of face, not very pretty at all
The casting producers of the film adaptation: this broad's gotta be smokin
The casting producers of the film adaptation: this broad's gotta be smokin
MIRANDA: I voted Mamdani, he's the only human one
CHARLOTTE: I went for Cuomo, I like things the way they are
SAMANTHA: Sliwa girl here. The beret stays ON in bed
CARRIE: Big is moving to Paris...... if Mamdani wins
CHARLOTTE: I went for Cuomo, I like things the way they are
SAMANTHA: Sliwa girl here. The beret stays ON in bed
CARRIE: Big is moving to Paris...... if Mamdani wins
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
MIRANDA: I voted Mamdani, he's the only human one
CHARLOTTE: I went for Cuomo, I like things the way they are
SAMANTHA: Sliwa girl here. The beret stays ON in bed
CARRIE: Big is moving to Paris...... if Mamdani wins
CHARLOTTE: I went for Cuomo, I like things the way they are
SAMANTHA: Sliwa girl here. The beret stays ON in bed
CARRIE: Big is moving to Paris...... if Mamdani wins
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
On this week's pod we were assigned abysmal things to argue in favour of, so please forgive me for defending scrolling on your phone at the cinema 😔
💡New episode!
BravoTV expert Alison Keil joins us for her idea "The Lesser of Two Abysmals".
We're debating which things are less worse. X Factor v Big Brother? Ross Gellar v Carrie Bradshaw? The debates get heated...
Listen wherever you get your podcasts!
open.spotify.com/episode/5qgn...
BravoTV expert Alison Keil joins us for her idea "The Lesser of Two Abysmals".
We're debating which things are less worse. X Factor v Big Brother? Ross Gellar v Carrie Bradshaw? The debates get heated...
Listen wherever you get your podcasts!
open.spotify.com/episode/5qgn...
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
On this week's pod we were assigned abysmal things to argue in favour of, so please forgive me for defending scrolling on your phone at the cinema 😔
On the one hand, well done Joe for working it out. On the other, there's only 4 folk left to pick from. Harder to get it wrong at this point
October 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
On the one hand, well done Joe for working it out. On the other, there's only 4 folk left to pick from. Harder to get it wrong at this point
Cat: I'm just a sleepy autistic duck guys cmon zzzz honk shoo honk shoo quack
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Cat: I'm just a sleepy autistic duck guys cmon zzzz honk shoo honk shoo quack
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Mark Bonnar’s head has made it to the end #celebrityTraitors
October 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Mark Bonnar’s head has made it to the end #celebrityTraitors
Is it too late to go as waxwork Clare Balding's head for Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Is it too late to go as waxwork Clare Balding's head for Halloween
Contestant: I think [blank] might be a traitor
Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:
Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:
October 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Contestant: I think [blank] might be a traitor
Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:
Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:
Faithfuls when they spent all day discussing Jonathan being a traitor then voted for someone else
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Faithfuls when they spent all day discussing Jonathan being a traitor then voted for someone else
'Until someone recruits a bigger dog'
October 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
'Until someone recruits a bigger dog'
The faithfuls celebrating
a soccer goalie is diving to catch a ball in front of a banner that says garoto
Alt: Oscar scoring a consolation goal for Brazil to make it 7-1 to Germany
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The faithfuls celebrating
Big Dog Theory™ hive rise up!!
October 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Big Dog Theory™ hive rise up!!
Long throws in eh
All the rage this season eh
They cause chaos in the box right enough eh
Mind Stoke used to do them eh
That boy Delap eh
Ballboys with towels eh
It'll be something else next week eh
All the rage this season eh
They cause chaos in the box right enough eh
Mind Stoke used to do them eh
That boy Delap eh
Ballboys with towels eh
It'll be something else next week eh
October 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Long throws in eh
All the rage this season eh
They cause chaos in the box right enough eh
Mind Stoke used to do them eh
That boy Delap eh
Ballboys with towels eh
It'll be something else next week eh
All the rage this season eh
They cause chaos in the box right enough eh
Mind Stoke used to do them eh
That boy Delap eh
Ballboys with towels eh
It'll be something else next week eh
I'm noticing a lot of prize/giveaways/raffles/lottery type things these days. Giving away houses and cars etc. What's all that about then
October 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I'm noticing a lot of prize/giveaways/raffles/lottery type things these days. Giving away houses and cars etc. What's all that about then
Funny thing: this picture of Jeremy Deller's billboard has almost a quarter of a million likes on Instagram. And our poster for I've Got An Idea For A Podcast is just below lol
October 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Funny thing: this picture of Jeremy Deller's billboard has almost a quarter of a million likes on Instagram. And our poster for I've Got An Idea For A Podcast is just below lol