Jordan
@jordanpfot.bsky.social
South African in Scotland. Will probably post about politics/movies/tennis/rugby/gay nonsense.
https://letterboxd.com/JordanP/
https://letterboxd.com/JordanP/
I started 'Small Prophets' on iPlayer but will unfortunately have to stop watching........I don't fuck with homunculi. I grew up in KwaZulu Natal! Tokoloshes are very serious business to me!
February 18, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I started 'Small Prophets' on iPlayer but will unfortunately have to stop watching........I don't fuck with homunculi. I grew up in KwaZulu Natal! Tokoloshes are very serious business to me!
The concept of the Palace of Westminster being turned into a net zero Dubai hotel
February 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The concept of the Palace of Westminster being turned into a net zero Dubai hotel
"Iain Dale channels Vladimir Putin while role-playing with Zack Polanski" no ❤️
February 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
"Iain Dale channels Vladimir Putin while role-playing with Zack Polanski" no ❤️
“Performance review by osmosis”!
February 18, 2026 at 2:54 PM
“Performance review by osmosis”!
I still check in from time to time and it's rotten. Every second post is a transparent attempt to game the algorithm and get people to engage - vague posts that require more context, tweets purposefully written in other languages so people have to click the translate button etc. etc.
Logged into X for work reasons and amazed at the feed: astonishingly flagrant ultra-racism, peppered with a few entertaining but poisonous arguments about Your Party. As if specifically to annoy me, the top post was some pseudo-Cath grifter moron drivelling on about the sanctity of Shrove Tuesday.
February 18, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I still check in from time to time and it's rotten. Every second post is a transparent attempt to game the algorithm and get people to engage - vague posts that require more context, tweets purposefully written in other languages so people have to click the translate button etc. etc.
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Women need to have more children for Matt Goodwin but if they have more than two you can't get any state help and the women can't be Jewish also we will tax the childless women.
February 18, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Women need to have more children for Matt Goodwin but if they have more than two you can't get any state help and the women can't be Jewish also we will tax the childless women.
I made this point the other day but a real "oh shit" moment for me recently was entering the Scottish national debating team into a prestigious international competition and facing at least one team that was clearly just reading out AI speeches and using AI to come up with rebuttal.
Yesterday my friend told me about her PHILOSOPHY students all using ai for their assignments and like come the fuck on man you’re in Uni doing the subject thats Thinking about Thinking and u refuse to Think
February 18, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I made this point the other day but a real "oh shit" moment for me recently was entering the Scottish national debating team into a prestigious international competition and facing at least one team that was clearly just reading out AI speeches and using AI to come up with rebuttal.
Strangetown in The Sims 2……….take me back
I think there's something hilarious about chuds saying the 2000s was peak gaming because there were no politics or minorities or whatever meanwhile these were some of 2004's biggest releases
February 18, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Strangetown in The Sims 2……….take me back
Matt Rogers on the Laura Dern episode of Las Culturistas saying that he finds it confusing working out whether doors are push or pull, and all doors should just be push........diva.........the laws of physics
February 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Matt Rogers on the Laura Dern episode of Las Culturistas saying that he finds it confusing working out whether doors are push or pull, and all doors should just be push........diva.........the laws of physics
This is a remarkable piece of journalism.
Caroline Pelicot believes that her father—who had more than 50 men rape his unconscious wife—may have assaulted her, too, though he denies having done so. Her mother’s reluctance to discuss the possibility led to growing feelings of betrayal. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/JnH2oT
The Trial of Gisèle Pelicot’s Rapists United France and Fractured Her Family
After fifty-one men were convicted of the crime, Pelicot became a feminist hero. But additional accusations left her children struggling to accept her new role.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
February 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
This is a remarkable piece of journalism.
The old queen in the audience feeling his OATS at 2.20
stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating
February 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
The old queen in the audience feeling his OATS at 2.20
Why are they calling each other "Chancellor" and "Prime Minister" in this video?
February 17, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Why are they calling each other "Chancellor" and "Prime Minister" in this video?
Just watched Julie & Julia for the first time. Wondering why it took me this long to watch Julie & Julia. Kind of a perfect movie.
February 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Just watched Julie & Julia for the first time. Wondering why it took me this long to watch Julie & Julia. Kind of a perfect movie.
Is he suggesting that *the FT* didn't properly cover the Mandelson story? Lmao
Nigel Farage lashes out at a FT journalist and refuses to answer the question.
Is this how Reform UK would ignore media questions if they got into government?
Is this how Reform UK would ignore media questions if they got into government?
February 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Is he suggesting that *the FT* didn't properly cover the Mandelson story? Lmao
They look ridiculous.
February 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
They look ridiculous.
What a sophisticated conversation about faith! Talarico describing Christian nationalists as "baptising their partisanship" - quite the phrase.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
What a sophisticated conversation about faith! Talarico describing Christian nationalists as "baptising their partisanship" - quite the phrase.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
This all has the vibe of when gay people hyped-up that one Normani single and begged her to make an album and then she finally released it years later and not a single solitary twink streamed it.
I’m in Westminster where Nigel Farage is about to unveil his ‘shadow cabinet’ and the decor is slightly bonkers. Looks like he’s going to launch a Simon Cowell-era boyband instead.
February 17, 2026 at 12:39 PM
This all has the vibe of when gay people hyped-up that one Normani single and begged her to make an album and then she finally released it years later and not a single solitary twink streamed it.
Still pretty annoyed about people saying we can't tell whether that Guardian article is AI tbh. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!
February 17, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Still pretty annoyed about people saying we can't tell whether that Guardian article is AI tbh. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!
We need to retire this kind of vox pop journalism that purports to accurately depict the public mood. Animal entrails punditry.
What’s the state of this Starmer-led nation? Speak to angry voters in Gorton and Denton and it all becomes clear | Owen Jones
What’s the state of this Starmer-led nation? Speak to angry voters in Gorton and Denton and it all becomes clear | Owen Jones
I had so many conversations with people fed up with all the chaos, deceit and U-turns. Politics must respond to this disenchantment, says Guardian columnist Owen Jones
www.theguardian.com
February 17, 2026 at 11:57 AM
We need to retire this kind of vox pop journalism that purports to accurately depict the public mood. Animal entrails punditry.
Unfortunately whenever I see Andrew Neil's handle (@ afneil) I still read it as "As Fuck Neil".
February 17, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Unfortunately whenever I see Andrew Neil's handle (@ afneil) I still read it as "As Fuck Neil".
And none are used in the NHS!
February 17, 2026 at 11:50 AM
And none are used in the NHS!
New Industry ep is soooo good
February 16, 2026 at 6:53 PM
New Industry ep is soooo good
This is getting silly.
OTOH, if you suggest the journo used AI to write an article, that's an accusation of gross misconduct.
It's similar to (but not as bad as) accusing a surgeon of drinking before operations, or a professional driver of playing Candy Crush on the motorway. It's defamation. 2/x
It's similar to (but not as bad as) accusing a surgeon of drinking before operations, or a professional driver of playing Candy Crush on the motorway. It's defamation. 2/x
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
This is getting silly.
Kermode and Mayo sounds like a delicious kind of sandwich
February 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Kermode and Mayo sounds like a delicious kind of sandwich