Jordan
@jordanpfot.bsky.social
South African in Scotland. Will probably post about politics/movies/tennis/rugby/gay nonsense.
https://letterboxd.com/JordanP/
https://letterboxd.com/JordanP/
Matt Rogers on the Laura Dern episode of Las Culturistas saying that he finds it confusing working out whether doors are push or pull, and all doors should just be push........diva.........the laws of physics
February 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Matt Rogers on the Laura Dern episode of Las Culturistas saying that he finds it confusing working out whether doors are push or pull, and all doors should just be push........diva.........the laws of physics
This is a remarkable piece of journalism.
Caroline Pelicot believes that her father—who had more than 50 men rape his unconscious wife—may have assaulted her, too, though he denies having done so. Her mother’s reluctance to discuss the possibility led to growing feelings of betrayal. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/JnH2oT
The Trial of Gisèle Pelicot’s Rapists United France and Fractured Her Family
After fifty-one men were convicted of the crime, Pelicot became a feminist hero. But additional accusations left her children struggling to accept her new role.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
February 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
This is a remarkable piece of journalism.
The old queen in the audience feeling his OATS at 2.20
stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating
February 17, 2026 at 10:50 PM
The old queen in the audience feeling his OATS at 2.20
Why are they calling each other "Chancellor" and "Prime Minister" in this video?
February 17, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Why are they calling each other "Chancellor" and "Prime Minister" in this video?
Just watched Julie & Julia for the first time. Wondering why it took me this long to watch Julie & Julia. Kind of a perfect movie.
February 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Just watched Julie & Julia for the first time. Wondering why it took me this long to watch Julie & Julia. Kind of a perfect movie.
Is he suggesting that *the FT* didn't properly cover the Mandelson story? Lmao
Nigel Farage lashes out at a FT journalist and refuses to answer the question.
Is this how Reform UK would ignore media questions if they got into government?
Is this how Reform UK would ignore media questions if they got into government?
February 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Is he suggesting that *the FT* didn't properly cover the Mandelson story? Lmao
They look ridiculous.
February 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
They look ridiculous.
What a sophisticated conversation about faith! Talarico describing Christian nationalists as "baptising their partisanship" - quite the phrase.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
What a sophisticated conversation about faith! Talarico describing Christian nationalists as "baptising their partisanship" - quite the phrase.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
This all has the vibe of when gay people hyped-up that one Normani single and begged her to make an album and then she finally released it years later and not a single solitary twink streamed it.
I’m in Westminster where Nigel Farage is about to unveil his ‘shadow cabinet’ and the decor is slightly bonkers. Looks like he’s going to launch a Simon Cowell-era boyband instead.
February 17, 2026 at 12:39 PM
This all has the vibe of when gay people hyped-up that one Normani single and begged her to make an album and then she finally released it years later and not a single solitary twink streamed it.
Still pretty annoyed about people saying we can't tell whether that Guardian article is AI tbh. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!
February 17, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Still pretty annoyed about people saying we can't tell whether that Guardian article is AI tbh. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining!
We need to retire this kind of vox pop journalism that purports to accurately depict the public mood. Animal entrails punditry.
What’s the state of this Starmer-led nation? Speak to angry voters in Gorton and Denton and it all becomes clear | Owen Jones
What’s the state of this Starmer-led nation? Speak to angry voters in Gorton and Denton and it all becomes clear | Owen Jones
I had so many conversations with people fed up with all the chaos, deceit and U-turns. Politics must respond to this disenchantment, says Guardian columnist Owen Jones
www.theguardian.com
February 17, 2026 at 11:57 AM
We need to retire this kind of vox pop journalism that purports to accurately depict the public mood. Animal entrails punditry.
Unfortunately whenever I see Andrew Neil's handle (@ afneil) I still read it as "As Fuck Neil".
February 17, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Unfortunately whenever I see Andrew Neil's handle (@ afneil) I still read it as "As Fuck Neil".
And none are used in the NHS!
February 17, 2026 at 11:50 AM
And none are used in the NHS!
New Industry ep is soooo good
February 16, 2026 at 6:53 PM
New Industry ep is soooo good
This is getting silly.
OTOH, if you suggest the journo used AI to write an article, that's an accusation of gross misconduct.
It's similar to (but not as bad as) accusing a surgeon of drinking before operations, or a professional driver of playing Candy Crush on the motorway. It's defamation. 2/x
It's similar to (but not as bad as) accusing a surgeon of drinking before operations, or a professional driver of playing Candy Crush on the motorway. It's defamation. 2/x
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
This is getting silly.
Kermode and Mayo sounds like a delicious kind of sandwich
February 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Kermode and Mayo sounds like a delicious kind of sandwich
A queer film starring Sandra Hüller, set in the 17th century with a plot that revolves around legal paperwork? Sign me the fuck up!
One of the best films at Berlin so far, the stark, beautiful period drama ROSE has at its center a mesmerizing performance by Sandra Hüller. www.vulture.com/article/rose...
Sandra Hüller Gets Her Greatest Role Yet
Already a master of submerged heartbreak in so many previous parts, Hüller is mesmerizing in Rose.
www.vulture.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:43 PM
A queer film starring Sandra Hüller, set in the 17th century with a plot that revolves around legal paperwork? Sign me the fuck up!
Need a 15,000 word New Yorker long read on this curling scandal by close of play today
February 16, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Need a 15,000 word New Yorker long read on this curling scandal by close of play today
It’s so revealing that he thinks this is what “boys club” refers to.
Should we really be surprised by the Labour party’s “boys club”?
In this week‘s Prospect Podcast, Philip Collins explains how some Labour MPs have always had a taste for the high-life: www.prospectmagazine...
In this week‘s Prospect Podcast, Philip Collins explains how some Labour MPs have always had a taste for the high-life: www.prospectmagazine...
February 16, 2026 at 8:57 AM
It’s so revealing that he thinks this is what “boys club” refers to.
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things someone who just got yelled at by a bunch of aliens would say:
BREAKING: @barackobama.bsky.social clarifies his position on aliens after his answer during the speed round of our interview went viral.
February 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
things someone who just got yelled at by a bunch of aliens would say:
There is an objectively correct ranking of Meryl Streep’s daughters by acting ability.
February 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
There is an objectively correct ranking of Meryl Streep’s daughters by acting ability.
Tragic and more than a little pathetic that he comes from one of the great multicultural democracies - a country that fought tooth and nail to become one at the exact time he was coming of age - yet he mocks the very concept.
"American culture, with its English-Scotts-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for."
Has he not heard any American popular music?
Has he not heard any American popular music?
February 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Tragic and more than a little pathetic that he comes from one of the great multicultural democracies - a country that fought tooth and nail to become one at the exact time he was coming of age - yet he mocks the very concept.
"no gender-critical woman ever attacked a trans person physically or sought their sacking" are you having a laugh
February 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
"no gender-critical woman ever attacked a trans person physically or sought their sacking" are you having a laugh
The Josh Simons scandal is one of those "immediately clear what Starmer should do but he's going to spend several torturous days not doing it" stories.
February 15, 2026 at 1:26 PM
The Josh Simons scandal is one of those "immediately clear what Starmer should do but he's going to spend several torturous days not doing it" stories.
GCs object to trans people serving as doctors (this article), trans children being accepted as such in schools (www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_7r...), trans people being on TV shows (www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...) and trans aliens being mascots for libraries (www.watfordobserver.co.uk/news/2296826...).
February 15, 2026 at 12:54 PM
GCs object to trans people serving as doctors (this article), trans children being accepted as such in schools (www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_7r...), trans people being on TV shows (www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...) and trans aliens being mascots for libraries (www.watfordobserver.co.uk/news/2296826...).