Ross Sayers
rosssayers.bsky.social
Ross Sayers
@rosssayers.bsky.social
Author (Mary's the Name, Sonny and Me, Daisy on the Outer Line, The Everliving Memory of John Valentine)

he/him

📍Glasgow, Scotland
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Clip from our most recent episode with @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social 💡
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My 2 cents on the Scotland goals:

Mctominay's is technically the best

McLean's is the most rewatchable

Tierney's is my favourite
November 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Very odd feeling to be a spectator for a playoff draw. Not having to form some form of sentence like 'well, yeah, obviously being drawn against a team made up of 11 Adriano's from Pro Evo 6 isn't ideal, we just have to take our chances'
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I'm sorry but that's simply not good enough from Shankland. No taps in allowed. Wondergoals only
November 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Massive outage of loads of popular websites. Outlook and Teams still working though fs
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Very fun episode this week! Many embarrassing stories shared 🕺🏻
💡 New episode!

Delighted @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social could join us to pitch us his idea: "Would I Reply to You?"

Listen now on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts!
open.spotify.com/episode/5YaZ...
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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‘They have total impunity’: West Bank settler violence surges after Gaza ceasefire
‘They have total impunity’: West Bank settler violence surges after Gaza ceasefire
UN logs 260 attacks in October alone, its highest monthly tally, as settlers attack farmers and burn olive trees
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Out the train window I saw a guy in a field in a high vis jacket with his arms out and I thought, wonder what he's doing. Anyway it was a scarecrow. I am intellectually equal to birds
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Steve Clarke: “We gave Greece too many openings”

Sky Sports: “Clarke bemoans easy Greece chances”

Sky Sports Halo: “omg sis greece lowkey ate and left no crumbs it’s giving mountain to climb 🎀”
November 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Belarus do you want shagged
Belarus do you like doing other nations favours
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Belarus do you like doing other nations favours
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Clip from this week's pod episode 💡
Ashley has the mindset of a winner but unfortunately not the track record to match
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Political reporting in the UK is really no different to high school gossip. 'Omg did you hear he's not even phoned him 👀' and they all absolutely live for it. Do something useful!
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
As someone who recommended to my dad that he might like The Chair Company, I sure hope he never brings it up to me ever again
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
What would you say is the maximum amount of snacks it's fair to take after you give blood. Because last time I was there I saw a guy take 5 separate items and I thought...hmm maybe overstepping the mark there buddy
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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💡 New episode!

Simple idea this week: we're guessing what celebs are charging on Cameo. Available wherever you get your podcasts!

open.spotify.com/episode/6TWl...
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Eagle eyed listeners may spot our poster on Sauchiehall Street. It's very subtle and tasteful.
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Jack Whitehall telling a story on Graham Norton about performing at a Monaco jewellery event.... lol. Good way to show you're a man of the people after playing the Riyadh fest
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Maybe didn't need to defend tax avoidance but my back was against the wall in the debate
X Factor = evil and abysmal? 🤔
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Zohran Mamdani meeting his wife on Hinge is a bit like when you see a screenshot of someone winning £200,000 on a random £3 acca. Like sure, you can download the Bet365 app, but that was just a one time thing
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The novel: she was plain of face, not very pretty at all

The casting producers of the film adaptation: this broad's gotta be smokin
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
MIRANDA: I voted Mamdani, he's the only human one

CHARLOTTE: I went for Cuomo, I like things the way they are

SAMANTHA: Sliwa girl here. The beret stays ON in bed

CARRIE: Big is moving to Paris...... if Mamdani wins
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
On this week's pod we were assigned abysmal things to argue in favour of, so please forgive me for defending scrolling on your phone at the cinema 😔
💡New episode!

BravoTV expert Alison Keil joins us for her idea "The Lesser of Two Abysmals".

We're debating which things are less worse. X Factor v Big Brother? Ross Gellar v Carrie Bradshaw? The debates get heated...

Listen wherever you get your podcasts!

open.spotify.com/episode/5qgn...
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
On the one hand, well done Joe for working it out. On the other, there's only 4 folk left to pick from. Harder to get it wrong at this point
October 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM