Oldfirmfacts
@oldfirmfacts.bsky.social
4x SFSA ‘Best Writer’ winner. Writing, podcasts, radio, live shows. Anti-your-team agenda.
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Oldfirmfacts
@oldfirmfacts.bsky.social
· May 19
64 awards, including:
. The ‘Smell My Bouffing Fridge Montrose’ Award For Outstanding Official Club Post
. Image Of The Season
. Laziest Unveiling
. The 'Sorry Celtic' Award For Best Response
It’s the 2024/25 Alternative Scottish Football Awards
oldfirmfacts1.medium.com/the-2024-25-...
. The ‘Smell My Bouffing Fridge Montrose’ Award For Outstanding Official Club Post
. Image Of The Season
. Laziest Unveiling
. The 'Sorry Celtic' Award For Best Response
It’s the 2024/25 Alternative Scottish Football Awards
oldfirmfacts1.medium.com/the-2024-25-...
Looking back at all my food photos after a holiday
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Looking back at all my food photos after a holiday
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February 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
“After tonight, no-one can deny Hearts are serious contenders”
“Because they beat Hibs?”
“Because Celtic fans think there’s a refereeing conspiracy in their favour”
“Because they beat Hibs?”
“Because Celtic fans think there’s a refereeing conspiracy in their favour”
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
“After tonight, no-one can deny Hearts are serious contenders”
“Because they beat Hibs?”
“Because Celtic fans think there’s a refereeing conspiracy in their favour”
“Because they beat Hibs?”
“Because Celtic fans think there’s a refereeing conspiracy in their favour”
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Just out of my cancer follow up appt and all appears good
Gives me the opportunity to get on the aul' high horse and lecture the lads of a "certain age"
If summat doesn't look right or feel right then get it looked at. At a "certain age" you don't get the luxury of "achh it's probably nothing"
Gives me the opportunity to get on the aul' high horse and lecture the lads of a "certain age"
If summat doesn't look right or feel right then get it looked at. At a "certain age" you don't get the luxury of "achh it's probably nothing"
February 10, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Just out of my cancer follow up appt and all appears good
Gives me the opportunity to get on the aul' high horse and lecture the lads of a "certain age"
If summat doesn't look right or feel right then get it looked at. At a "certain age" you don't get the luxury of "achh it's probably nothing"
Gives me the opportunity to get on the aul' high horse and lecture the lads of a "certain age"
If summat doesn't look right or feel right then get it looked at. At a "certain age" you don't get the luxury of "achh it's probably nothing"
Full 20-slide round-up on Instagram
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Full 20-slide round-up on Instagram
Creativity being drowned out of the arts by AI.
Excitement being sucked out of football by VAR.
Soulless, talentless nerds destroying everything the rest of us find joy in
Excitement being sucked out of football by VAR.
Soulless, talentless nerds destroying everything the rest of us find joy in
February 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Creativity being drowned out of the arts by AI.
Excitement being sucked out of football by VAR.
Soulless, talentless nerds destroying everything the rest of us find joy in
Excitement being sucked out of football by VAR.
Soulless, talentless nerds destroying everything the rest of us find joy in
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Didn’t think SportBible could get more embarrassing than their years of stealing tweets, but here they are posting AI slop of Sir Alex Ferguson cutting the hair of a ‘content creator’
February 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Didn’t think SportBible could get more embarrassing than their years of stealing tweets, but here they are posting AI slop of Sir Alex Ferguson cutting the hair of a ‘content creator’
Despite Celtic’s equaliser, Rangers fans will be singing about Dundee’s goal for years to come
February 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Despite Celtic’s equaliser, Rangers fans will be singing about Dundee’s goal for years to come
Outrage as some decent adverts are interrupted by rugby
February 7, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Outrage as some decent adverts are interrupted by rugby
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Work is carried out on the pitch at Partick Thistle's Firhill Stadium in an attempt to get the following day's game on, January 1963
𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵
𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵
February 5, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Work is carried out on the pitch at Partick Thistle's Firhill Stadium in an attempt to get the following day's game on, January 1963
𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵
𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘎𝘌: 𝘕𝘦𝘸𝘴𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
“I think you’ll find the far less damning of the two claims in this headline is inaccurate”
February 5, 2026 at 10:42 AM
“I think you’ll find the far less damning of the two claims in this headline is inaccurate”
Wasting the extra bank holiday on a group stage game?
Guess we’ll all have to be sober during the trophy presentation on July 19
Guess we’ll all have to be sober during the trophy presentation on July 19
February 4, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Wasting the extra bank holiday on a group stage game?
Guess we’ll all have to be sober during the trophy presentation on July 19
Guess we’ll all have to be sober during the trophy presentation on July 19
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I loved this bit of shade the other week from Ewen Murray in the Guardian
February 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I loved this bit of shade the other week from Ewen Murray in the Guardian
Celtic January Transfer Window 2026 was filmed in front of a live studio audience, although the loudest members of the audience were banned from the studio and had to watch at home
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Celtic January Transfer Window 2026 was filmed in front of a live studio audience, although the loudest members of the audience were banned from the studio and had to watch at home
Celtic and actual signings involving transfer fees
February 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Celtic and actual signings involving transfer fees
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Celtic have made initial enquiries about exploratory talks regarding further discussions about extending the transfer window
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Celtic have made initial enquiries about exploratory talks regarding further discussions about extending the transfer window
Adding hair to Michael Nicholson’s head every time Celtic spend money in the transfer window
February 2, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Adding hair to Michael Nicholson’s head every time Celtic spend money in the transfer window
