Jim Burke
@barcajim3.bsky.social
Host of the @RGCCeltic podcast and semi-professional miserabilist
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Jim Burke
@barcajim3.bsky.social
· Nov 22
"There's definitely a benefit at bedtime in putting your phone in Airplane mode"
"What is it?"
"It's a setting on your phone that switches off WiFi and Bluetooth but that's not important right now"
"What is it?"
"It's a setting on your phone that switches off WiFi and Bluetooth but that's not important right now"
Spending New Year in Newcastle and I have to say I was impressed at the way the pubs strictly enforce their "Challenge 15" policy.
January 1, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Spending New Year in Newcastle and I have to say I was impressed at the way the pubs strictly enforce their "Challenge 15" policy.
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Happy New Year everyone
We realise we've got a fucking cheek bearing in mind this week's pod is an hour of moaning our tits off.
Incidentally we do genuinely mean what we say at the end of every pod. We all really appreciate your kind words and also we really don't like grasses
We realise we've got a fucking cheek bearing in mind this week's pod is an hour of moaning our tits off.
Incidentally we do genuinely mean what we say at the end of every pod. We all really appreciate your kind words and also we really don't like grasses
January 1, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Happy New Year everyone
We realise we've got a fucking cheek bearing in mind this week's pod is an hour of moaning our tits off.
Incidentally we do genuinely mean what we say at the end of every pod. We all really appreciate your kind words and also we really don't like grasses
We realise we've got a fucking cheek bearing in mind this week's pod is an hour of moaning our tits off.
Incidentally we do genuinely mean what we say at the end of every pod. We all really appreciate your kind words and also we really don't like grasses
I don't know where this year's gone...
January 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I don't know where this year's gone...
I'm in Council Sydney for New Year
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I'm in Council Sydney for New Year
Pictures of the staff who operate my account
December 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Pictures of the staff who operate my account
I accept that the world faces bigger problems but one thing we should be able to get right in the 21st century is getting the toast/paté ratio right...
December 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I accept that the world faces bigger problems but one thing we should be able to get right in the 21st century is getting the toast/paté ratio right...
What was your biggest impact on the internet?
December 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What was your biggest impact on the internet?
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Thank you Facebook memories for this wee gem
🎶If I could turn back pine🎶
🎶If I could turn back pine🎶
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Thank you Facebook memories for this wee gem
🎶If I could turn back pine🎶
🎶If I could turn back pine🎶
December 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Tip run #scenes
Would appear a lot of Christmas miracles occurred judging by the number of discarded zimmers.
Plus I finally said goodbye to my "Terrorist Telly"
Would appear a lot of Christmas miracles occurred judging by the number of discarded zimmers.
Plus I finally said goodbye to my "Terrorist Telly"
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Tip run #scenes
Would appear a lot of Christmas miracles occurred judging by the number of discarded zimmers.
Plus I finally said goodbye to my "Terrorist Telly"
Would appear a lot of Christmas miracles occurred judging by the number of discarded zimmers.
Plus I finally said goodbye to my "Terrorist Telly"
Back from Scotland
Tree is down, garage is full of post Christmas detritus.
I've checked with the internets and the tip is open.
It's time
Tree is down, garage is full of post Christmas detritus.
I've checked with the internets and the tip is open.
It's time
Just done a garage clear out which means three things
1) A tip run
2) Singing "Tip Run, Tip Run I'm on tip run" to the tune of Sex Bomb
3) Being reminded I'm going to die alone
1) A tip run
2) Singing "Tip Run, Tip Run I'm on tip run" to the tune of Sex Bomb
3) Being reminded I'm going to die alone
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Back from Scotland
Tree is down, garage is full of post Christmas detritus.
I've checked with the internets and the tip is open.
It's time
Tree is down, garage is full of post Christmas detritus.
I've checked with the internets and the tip is open.
It's time
A sign for the ages...
December 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A sign for the ages...
Pub "humour"
Nice measures though
Nice measures though
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Pub "humour"
Nice measures though
Nice measures though
Dune They Know Its Christmas?
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Dune They Know Its Christmas?
Scottish Greggs > English Greggs
December 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Scottish Greggs > English Greggs
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It's not sex offenders who upset Nigel Farage, it's brown people.
December 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It's not sex offenders who upset Nigel Farage, it's brown people.
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Son very happy with his slip mat from @gailmyerscough.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Son very happy with his slip mat from @gailmyerscough.co.uk
Troon seems to be the town of "Pints that time forgot"
Having a Caffreys now
Having a Caffreys now
December 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Troon seems to be the town of "Pints that time forgot"
Having a Caffreys now
Having a Caffreys now
Doon in Troon and spotted a drink I thought was a thing of the past
Tennents 60/- Its a lovely pint
Tennents 60/- Its a lovely pint
December 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Doon in Troon and spotted a drink I thought was a thing of the past
Tennents 60/- Its a lovely pint
Tennents 60/- Its a lovely pint
Doon in Troon and spotted a drink I thought was a thing of the past
Tennents 60/- Its a lovely pint
Tennents 60/- Its a lovely pint
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Doon in Troon and spotted a drink I thought was a thing of the past
Tennents 60/- Its a lovely pint
Tennents 60/- Its a lovely pint
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Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2025:
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2025:
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
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I've been spreading peace and goodwill to my fellow man on twitter and didn't want you to feel left out.
December 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I've been spreading peace and goodwill to my fellow man on twitter and didn't want you to feel left out.
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Glasgow karaoke cannot be bettered
December 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Glasgow karaoke cannot be bettered