Jim Burke
@barcajim3.bsky.social
Host of the @RGCCeltic podcast and semi-professional miserabilist
Pinned
Jim Burke
@barcajim3.bsky.social
· Nov 22
"There's definitely a benefit at bedtime in putting your phone in Airplane mode"
"What is it?"
"It's a setting on your phone that switches off WiFi and Bluetooth but that's not important right now"
"What is it?"
"It's a setting on your phone that switches off WiFi and Bluetooth but that's not important right now"
Reposted by Jim Burke
“Listen … you go tell Billy’s mother, and I’ll start looking for another old tire.”
February 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
“Listen … you go tell Billy’s mother, and I’ll start looking for another old tire.”
I know for s fact that there's a load of Wigan lads who have the "Two goals down-Head to the pub" rule.
Arsenal doing their bit for the local pub economy
Arsenal doing their bit for the local pub economy
February 15, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I know for s fact that there's a load of Wigan lads who have the "Two goals down-Head to the pub" rule.
Arsenal doing their bit for the local pub economy
Arsenal doing their bit for the local pub economy
Reposted by Jim Burke
We're feeling quite happy with the purchase of Larkhall TV Repairs Co shares we made earlier in the week
February 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
We're feeling quite happy with the purchase of Larkhall TV Repairs Co shares we made earlier in the week
Reposted by Jim Burke
We have some disturbing news that the pod WhatsApp group was hacked.
Comments like "brutal" "no way back from this" were made and in NO WAY reflected the mood of the pod members...
Comments like "brutal" "no way back from this" were made and in NO WAY reflected the mood of the pod members...
a cartoon of homer simpson with his arms crossed
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with his arms crossed
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
We have some disturbing news that the pod WhatsApp group was hacked.
Comments like "brutal" "no way back from this" were made and in NO WAY reflected the mood of the pod members...
Comments like "brutal" "no way back from this" were made and in NO WAY reflected the mood of the pod members...
Reposted by Jim Burke
Poverty is not real.
You should not be allowed to work from home.
Minimum wage is a bad idea.
Women need to stay at home and have kids.
Migrant workers are the problem.
I don’t know guys. It seems like Reform might not represent the working class at all?
You should not be allowed to work from home.
Minimum wage is a bad idea.
Women need to stay at home and have kids.
Migrant workers are the problem.
I don’t know guys. It seems like Reform might not represent the working class at all?
Reform have totally let the cat out of the bag about who they are.
Zia Yusuf lecturing that poverty and peoples everyday struggles with rising bills and rent is exaggerated.
A party of the failed status quo, funded and representing big corporate interests.
Zia Yusuf lecturing that poverty and peoples everyday struggles with rising bills and rent is exaggerated.
A party of the failed status quo, funded and representing big corporate interests.
February 15, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Poverty is not real.
You should not be allowed to work from home.
Minimum wage is a bad idea.
Women need to stay at home and have kids.
Migrant workers are the problem.
I don’t know guys. It seems like Reform might not represent the working class at all?
You should not be allowed to work from home.
Minimum wage is a bad idea.
Women need to stay at home and have kids.
Migrant workers are the problem.
I don’t know guys. It seems like Reform might not represent the working class at all?
Last time the tumble dryer was used was for a towel wash.
Emptying the lint filter was particularly satisfying.
Always one of my favourite minor household tasks
Emptying the lint filter was particularly satisfying.
Always one of my favourite minor household tasks
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Last time the tumble dryer was used was for a towel wash.
Emptying the lint filter was particularly satisfying.
Always one of my favourite minor household tasks
Emptying the lint filter was particularly satisfying.
Always one of my favourite minor household tasks
Wordle 1,702 2/6
🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
February 15, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Wordle 1,702 2/6
🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Reposted by Jim Burke
Robin Williams warned the US about Donald Trump and his links to Miss America Pageants and underage girls in 2012.
Really should have listened.
Really should have listened.
February 14, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Robin Williams warned the US about Donald Trump and his links to Miss America Pageants and underage girls in 2012.
Really should have listened.
Really should have listened.
Reposted by Jim Burke
The police should be knocking on *the former prince* Andrew’s door.
February 14, 2026 at 3:06 PM
The police should be knocking on *the former prince* Andrew’s door.
Went full Tory this afternoon
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Went full Tory this afternoon
Sounds more like a Daily Mail story to have a pop at the French
Russia killed Alexei Navalny with frog toxin, UK and allies say
Russia killed Alexei Navalny with frog toxin, UK and allies say
Former opposition leader’s death while in Arctic jail at age of 47 result of mixture of diseases, according to Moscow
The Foreign Office has blamed the Russian state for the death of opposition leader Alexei Navalny, which it said was the result of poisoning from a dart containing frog toxin.
The frog poison – called epibatidine – is said to have been used when Navalny, 47, died suddenly on 16 February 2024. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Sounds more like a Daily Mail story to have a pop at the French
Reposted by Jim Burke
He also makes a bid for RGC of the week with his comments on Simon Jordan
February 14, 2026 at 12:22 PM
He also makes a bid for RGC of the week with his comments on Simon Jordan
Just had another piece of work returned to me by a family member saying "I have made some amendments"
It's amazing how many people when they make amendments to things I have written like to use loads of em dashes and American spellings...
It's amazing how many people when they make amendments to things I have written like to use loads of em dashes and American spellings...
February 14, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Just had another piece of work returned to me by a family member saying "I have made some amendments"
It's amazing how many people when they make amendments to things I have written like to use loads of em dashes and American spellings...
It's amazing how many people when they make amendments to things I have written like to use loads of em dashes and American spellings...
Just agreed with hersel' how we are going to spend the most romantic day of the year...
Off into town later to the roughest boozer in the city centre and then go for some noodles in a dodgy looking Chinese gaff*
I'm a catch,me
*Looks dodgy but the scran is ace
Off into town later to the roughest boozer in the city centre and then go for some noodles in a dodgy looking Chinese gaff*
I'm a catch,me
*Looks dodgy but the scran is ace
February 14, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Just agreed with hersel' how we are going to spend the most romantic day of the year...
Off into town later to the roughest boozer in the city centre and then go for some noodles in a dodgy looking Chinese gaff*
I'm a catch,me
*Looks dodgy but the scran is ace
Off into town later to the roughest boozer in the city centre and then go for some noodles in a dodgy looking Chinese gaff*
I'm a catch,me
*Looks dodgy but the scran is ace
Big fan of @maxrushden.bsky.social and @bakercharlie.bsky.social changing the opening of the Warm Up. Somewhat different in tone to what that weapon Simon Jordan said the other day
February 14, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Big fan of @maxrushden.bsky.social and @bakercharlie.bsky.social changing the opening of the Warm Up. Somewhat different in tone to what that weapon Simon Jordan said the other day
High risk strategy today
We agreed no Valentine's Day gifts, cards yes, gifts no.
I stuck to the agreement
30 seconds of panic this morning when I handed over the card and waited for the "I know we said..."
Thankfully she stuck to the deal too.
Thank fuck. Been caught out in the past
We agreed no Valentine's Day gifts, cards yes, gifts no.
I stuck to the agreement
30 seconds of panic this morning when I handed over the card and waited for the "I know we said..."
Thankfully she stuck to the deal too.
Thank fuck. Been caught out in the past
February 14, 2026 at 9:10 AM
High risk strategy today
We agreed no Valentine's Day gifts, cards yes, gifts no.
I stuck to the agreement
30 seconds of panic this morning when I handed over the card and waited for the "I know we said..."
Thankfully she stuck to the deal too.
Thank fuck. Been caught out in the past
We agreed no Valentine's Day gifts, cards yes, gifts no.
I stuck to the agreement
30 seconds of panic this morning when I handed over the card and waited for the "I know we said..."
Thankfully she stuck to the deal too.
Thank fuck. Been caught out in the past
Football chat (literally)
Yes there was yer Tango from that era but always had a soft spot for this ball. Always remember some lad near where I lived got his hands on one despite it being an "English" ball
Yes there was yer Tango from that era but always had a soft spot for this ball. Always remember some lad near where I lived got his hands on one despite it being an "English" ball
February 14, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Football chat (literally)
Yes there was yer Tango from that era but always had a soft spot for this ball. Always remember some lad near where I lived got his hands on one despite it being an "English" ball
Yes there was yer Tango from that era but always had a soft spot for this ball. Always remember some lad near where I lived got his hands on one despite it being an "English" ball
Roses are red
On that no one wavers
On that no one wavers
February 14, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Roses are red
On that no one wavers
On that no one wavers
Hopefully there will be further protests when the rancid racist cunt is actually in the stadium.
February 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Hopefully there will be further protests when the rancid racist cunt is actually in the stadium.
"What are we doing for Valentine's"
"Can't tell you, it's a secret"
"Can't tell you, it's a secret"
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
"What are we doing for Valentine's"
"Can't tell you, it's a secret"
"Can't tell you, it's a secret"
Reposted by Jim Burke
Just going to leave this here
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Just going to leave this here
"Are you a nonce or good friends with an absolutely evil fucking beast?"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Vetting process for Mandelson needed more awkward questions, expert says
System used for civil servants not thorough enough for those with ‘baggage’ of years in politics or business, Peter Ricketts says
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 11:47 AM
"Are you a nonce or good friends with an absolutely evil fucking beast?"
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reposted by Jim Burke
😁
No worries.
I could send you some in a box
(And after Googling I suddenly see the funny side of the shape of these😊)
No worries.
I could send you some in a box
(And after Googling I suddenly see the funny side of the shape of these😊)
February 12, 2026 at 11:10 AM
😁
No worries.
I could send you some in a box
(And after Googling I suddenly see the funny side of the shape of these😊)
No worries.
I could send you some in a box
(And after Googling I suddenly see the funny side of the shape of these😊)
Reposted by Jim Burke
