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If pets wore hats: a study in animal personalities and styles
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If pets wore hats: a study in animal personalities and styles
“And I’ve only one thing to say about all these complaints I’ve been hearing about … Venison!”
December 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“And I’ve only one thing to say about all these complaints I’ve been hearing about … Venison!”
“Oh yeah? More like the three wise guys, I’d say.”
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“Oh yeah? More like the three wise guys, I’d say.”
“These little ones are mice. … These over here are hamsters. … Ooh! This must be a gerbil!”
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“These little ones are mice. … These over here are hamsters. … Ooh! This must be a gerbil!”
Practical jokes of the wild
December 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Practical jokes of the wild
“Neanderthals, Neanderthals! Can’t make fire! Can’t make spear! Nyah, nyah, nyah!”
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“Neanderthals, Neanderthals! Can’t make fire! Can’t make spear! Nyah, nyah, nyah!”
“You eat your dirt, Billy. You want to grow up as big and slimy as your dad, don’t you?”
December 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“You eat your dirt, Billy. You want to grow up as big and slimy as your dad, don’t you?”
“Hey! You kids! … Can’t you read?”
December 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
“Hey! You kids! … Can’t you read?”
“Am I glad you boys came along! ... My horse seems to have come up lame.”
December 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“Am I glad you boys came along! ... My horse seems to have come up lame.”
“Well, when it’s my turn, I just hope I go quietly. … You know—without a lot of running around.”
December 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Well, when it’s my turn, I just hope I go quietly. … You know—without a lot of running around.”
Inexplicably, Bob’s porcupine goes flat.
December 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Inexplicably, Bob’s porcupine goes flat.
“Look. We know how you did it—how is no longer the question. What we now want to know is why. … Why now, brown cow?”
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
“Look. We know how you did it—how is no longer the question. What we now want to know is why. … Why now, brown cow?”
“You know, I used to like this hobby. ... But shoot! Seems like everybody’s got a rock collection.”
December 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“You know, I used to like this hobby. ... But shoot! Seems like everybody’s got a rock collection.”
Anteaters of the future
December 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Anteaters of the future
Where the buffalo cruise
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Where the buffalo cruise
“It’s Bob, all right ... but look at those vacuous eyes, that stupid grin on his face—he’s been domesticated, I tell you.”
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“It’s Bob, all right ... but look at those vacuous eyes, that stupid grin on his face—he’s been domesticated, I tell you.”
The morning dew sparkled on Bill’s web. The decoys were in place, his fly call was poised, and luck was in the air.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The morning dew sparkled on Bill’s web. The decoys were in place, his fly call was poised, and luck was in the air.
“Hold on there, Dale. It says we should sand
between coats.”
between coats.”
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“Hold on there, Dale. It says we should sand
between coats.”
between coats.”