THE FAR SIDE DAILY
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“Hold it right there, Charles! ... Not on our first date, you don’t!”
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
“Hold it right there, Charles! ... Not on our first date, you don’t!”
“C’mon! You’ll miss the fun! … All the lemmings are going down to the beach!”
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
“C’mon! You’ll miss the fun! … All the lemmings are going down to the beach!”
"Listen, Wadsworth ... as far as I’m concerned we can just go anchor somewhere else.”
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 PM
"Listen, Wadsworth ... as far as I’m concerned we can just go anchor somewhere else.”
How social animals work together
January 23, 2026 at 12:08 PM
How social animals work together
“Oo! I’d get up on that big fuzzy one!”
January 22, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“Oo! I’d get up on that big fuzzy one!”
The Secret Elephant Aerial Grounds
January 22, 2026 at 8:06 PM
The Secret Elephant Aerial Grounds
Releasing the shaft, Red Bear falls victim to the old
fake-bow-and-arrow trick.
fake-bow-and-arrow trick.
January 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Releasing the shaft, Red Bear falls victim to the old
fake-bow-and-arrow trick.
fake-bow-and-arrow trick.
The kegger lasted well into the night, and on the following morning Dale thrust his foot into a nest of cranky, hung over, stimulus-response scorpions.
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 PM
The kegger lasted well into the night, and on the following morning Dale thrust his foot into a nest of cranky, hung over, stimulus-response scorpions.
“Uh-oh … I’ve got a feeling I shouldn’t have been munching on these things for the last mile and a half.”
January 22, 2026 at 12:09 PM
“Uh-oh … I’ve got a feeling I shouldn’t have been munching on these things for the last mile and a half.”
The tragic proliferation of noseguns
January 21, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The tragic proliferation of noseguns
“Pardon me, boys—is that the Chattanooga Iron Horse?”
January 21, 2026 at 8:08 PM
“Pardon me, boys—is that the Chattanooga Iron Horse?”
“This is your side of the family, you realize.”
January 21, 2026 at 5:25 PM
“This is your side of the family, you realize.”
“You’re so morbid, Jonathan—the paper comes, and that’s the first section you always head for.”
January 21, 2026 at 12:09 PM
“You’re so morbid, Jonathan—the paper comes, and that’s the first section you always head for.”
“Oo! I know, Doris! ... Drape one of his arms over your shoulder!”
January 20, 2026 at 5:09 PM
“Oo! I know, Doris! ... Drape one of his arms over your shoulder!”
“Well, just look at her and then tell me she didn’t have her jowls lifted.”
January 20, 2026 at 3:09 PM
“Well, just look at her and then tell me she didn’t have her jowls lifted.”
Feb. 22, 1952: Veterinarians attempt the first skunk de-scenting operation.
January 20, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Feb. 22, 1952: Veterinarians attempt the first skunk de-scenting operation.
Although troubled as a child, Zorro, as is well known, ultimately found his niche in history.
January 19, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Although troubled as a child, Zorro, as is well known, ultimately found his niche in history.
Near misses of the Old West
January 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Near misses of the Old West
“Play him, Sidney! Play him! … Oooooooweeeee! … It’s gonna be fresh burgers tonight!”
January 19, 2026 at 5:07 PM
“Play him, Sidney! Play him! … Oooooooweeeee! … It’s gonna be fresh burgers tonight!”
"And so, as you enter the adult phase of your life, you will thank God that these past 17 years of being stuck in the ground and unable to move are finally over. ... Congratulations, cicadas of ’94!”
January 19, 2026 at 3:07 PM
"And so, as you enter the adult phase of your life, you will thank God that these past 17 years of being stuck in the ground and unable to move are finally over. ... Congratulations, cicadas of ’94!”
“Well, well … looks like it’s time for the old luggage test.”
January 19, 2026 at 12:09 PM
“Well, well … looks like it’s time for the old luggage test.”
“No lions anywhere? … Let me have the chair.”
January 18, 2026 at 12:07 PM
“No lions anywhere? … Let me have the chair.”