Ross Sayers
@rosssayers.bsky.social
Author (Mary's the Name, Sonny and Me, Daisy on the Outer Line, The Everliving Memory of John Valentine)
he/him
📍Glasgow, Scotland
he/him
📍Glasgow, Scotland
Political reporting in the UK is really no different to high school gossip. 'Omg did you hear he's not even phoned him 👀' and they all absolutely live for it. Do something useful!
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Political reporting in the UK is really no different to high school gossip. 'Omg did you hear he's not even phoned him 👀' and they all absolutely live for it. Do something useful!
Contestant: I think [blank] might be a traitor
Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:
Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:
October 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Contestant: I think [blank] might be a traitor
Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:
Kate Garraway no matter who has been named:
Faithfuls when they spent all day discussing Jonathan being a traitor then voted for someone else
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Faithfuls when they spent all day discussing Jonathan being a traitor then voted for someone else
'Until someone recruits a bigger dog'
October 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
'Until someone recruits a bigger dog'
Funny thing: this picture of Jeremy Deller's billboard has almost a quarter of a million likes on Instagram. And our poster for I've Got An Idea For A Podcast is just below lol
October 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Funny thing: this picture of Jeremy Deller's billboard has almost a quarter of a million likes on Instagram. And our poster for I've Got An Idea For A Podcast is just below lol
When the green bit wears off and you're just washing plates with the cream bit...that's when you know you're a proper scrubber
October 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When the green bit wears off and you're just washing plates with the cream bit...that's when you know you're a proper scrubber
'One month ahead of the Aston Villa game, which I needed to go perfectly, the Maccabi fans were running riot. I saw this as a positive. The more they got the rioting out of their system, the less chance they would want to riot on the streets of Birmingham.'
October 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
'One month ahead of the Aston Villa game, which I needed to go perfectly, the Maccabi fans were running riot. I saw this as a positive. The more they got the rioting out of their system, the less chance they would want to riot on the streets of Birmingham.'
'The plan? Stake our entire reputation on a huge group of Maccabi Tel Aviv hooligans behaving themselves.'
October 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
'The plan? Stake our entire reputation on a huge group of Maccabi Tel Aviv hooligans behaving themselves.'
Guy whose favourite Parks & Rec character is Mark Brendanawicz
October 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Guy whose favourite Parks & Rec character is Mark Brendanawicz
How it feels to be launching a new podcast in 2025
October 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
How it feels to be launching a new podcast in 2025
The first episode of 'I've Got An Idea For A Podcast' is now live if you fancy listening 💡
open.spotify.com/episode/4ovg...
open.spotify.com/episode/4ovg...
October 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The first episode of 'I've Got An Idea For A Podcast' is now live if you fancy listening 💡
open.spotify.com/episode/4ovg...
open.spotify.com/episode/4ovg...
Is this a good deal for a tube of toothpaste
October 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Is this a good deal for a tube of toothpaste
Robbie Williams making Julia Roberts scoot down so he can sit in position #1 after his performance, instead of the regular end of the sofa spot. That's why he's the GOAT.
October 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Robbie Williams making Julia Roberts scoot down so he can sit in position #1 after his performance, instead of the regular end of the sofa spot. That's why he's the GOAT.
Peeling the price sticker off a birthday card and leaving behind a sticky residue. That's real Britain.
October 4, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Peeling the price sticker off a birthday card and leaving behind a sticky residue. That's real Britain.
Accurate depiction of when a liberal says we can be friends with the far right vs what the far right gives back
September 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Accurate depiction of when a liberal says we can be friends with the far right vs what the far right gives back
Our new podcast begins releasing episodes on 14th October. We're on Instagram if you're into that sort of thing.
September 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Our new podcast begins releasing episodes on 14th October. We're on Instagram if you're into that sort of thing.
This is how using social media feels at the moment
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This is how using social media feels at the moment
Ooooh new prices, exciting!! Wonder if they're going up or down
September 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Ooooh new prices, exciting!! Wonder if they're going up or down
'The plan? Hire 5 fake policemen to arrest you at the airport so JK Rowling will acknowledge your existence.'
September 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
'The plan? Hire 5 fake policemen to arrest you at the airport so JK Rowling will acknowledge your existence.'
'Rudy Giuliani? The actor from Seinfeld?'
August 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
'Rudy Giuliani? The actor from Seinfeld?'
Strange request, but for a thing I'm doing: does anyone have any stories / info / tidbits / strong feelings and/or opinions about the Swedish flag?
August 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Strange request, but for a thing I'm doing: does anyone have any stories / info / tidbits / strong feelings and/or opinions about the Swedish flag?
JK: reboot it
Warner Bros executive: but we're already doing the HBO show, we're already rebooti–
JK: REBOOT IT AGAIN
Warner Bros executive: but we're already doing the HBO show, we're already rebooti–
JK: REBOOT IT AGAIN
August 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
JK: reboot it
Warner Bros executive: but we're already doing the HBO show, we're already rebooti–
JK: REBOOT IT AGAIN
Warner Bros executive: but we're already doing the HBO show, we're already rebooti–
JK: REBOOT IT AGAIN
Suggesting a spinoff for this show called Kin: Hell
August 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Suggesting a spinoff for this show called Kin: Hell