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sorry, did you say “duck migration” or “duct ligation”? [he/him]
lol
What would you say your strengths are – quickly!
January 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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if you cannot see how state border cops murdering people in the streets is a political issue i think you have lost whatever moral compass or sense you ever had in the first place
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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Not everything is about America, part 8,352,703
January 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, storm goretti
January 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
listen to @bloodwork.show
part--not most, but part--of the issue here is that u.s. law enforcement has heavily bought into the idea that it needs to dress and arm like it is fighting a running battle in swat valley rather than dealing with u.s. citizens in suburban neighborhoods
ICE++ the CBP, and judging from the patches — BORTAC.

BORTAC is a counterterrorism tactical unit of CBP.

Just shooting people
January 8, 2026 at 11:26 AM
arguing with the duolingo owl that “I am going to the doctor at four o’clock” could actually mean four in the morning
January 8, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit:
This was always the core proposition of right wing politics: there are special people who matter who have basically unlimited freedom, and that freedom includes a duty to batter fuck out of anyone who threatens their special status. This is what happens when the slider moves all the way right.
January 8, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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Americans will be like "I hate turn-based games" and then watch American football
January 7, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
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You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Do yous all put your hands on it at the same time and pull?
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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reading moby-dick and getting brainwashed by Big Spermaceti
January 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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it’s arguably the best reply ever. just a perfect post.
This thread has lived rent free in my head for almost a decade. In fact, I think I pay it rent.
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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Guys, we did it. We invented the Commodore 64
Also neat at CES: HP’s battery-powered PC built into a keyboard. Sort of a screenless laptop.
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
what could this mean
January 6, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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This idea that Scottish voters in particular would flock to **Wes Streeting** is hilarious.
"SCOTTISH Labour MPS are privately calling for Wes Streeting to stand against Sir Keir Starmer before May to avoid a wipeout in the Holyrood election, The Telegraph can reveal.

"The Health Secretary’s allies are pushing for a “Wes coronation” to give Labour new energy in Scotland..."
January 6, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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LMAO
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Ernie Bushmiller, 1947
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“the university of reading”? don’t they make you do that at all of them???
January 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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One of the most maddening things about our current government is the way that they seem to think that if you find the right ambiguity of framing, they can continue to have it both ways and be everyone’s friend indefinitely.
Darren Jones is asked if the US bombing Venezuela & abducting its leader was lawful

Jones says he won't give a view on the action & he goes on to say its not up to politicians to make judgements on international law. Phillips points out thats exactly what they've done on Ukraine
January 4, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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Thinking about this and the Polymarket stuff at the same time and frowning
🟡 NEW: The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
News organizations held off on reporting Venezuela raid
The American news organizations held their stories over concerns about endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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We joke, but this is literally what has happened.
UK Sensible Centrists in 2019: "It is the absolute duty of the Labour leader to condemn every single bad Facebook post."

UK Sensible Centrists in 2026: "Not only is it very good the Labour leader isn't condemning flagrant breaches of international law it's also extremely smart."
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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If I was ever attacked by an alien in “alien” I’d simply close my mouth and not be infected with an egg. Seems pretty simple tbh.
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
visiting relatives who are watching old episodes of NCIS and the 2009 vibes are off the charts
January 4, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 9:58 AM