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@magnets.bsky.social
We're heavily into the world of magnets now
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Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Him: where are all the coffee filters?
Me:
Me:
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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I now call to order the first meeting of the ancient mystic society of No Zarahs
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I now call to order the first meeting of the ancient mystic society of No Zarahs
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
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The news has not been good. I've heard it said that the daedra have overrun the town of Ald'ruhn. The entire town has been destroyed.
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The news has not been good. I've heard it said that the daedra have overrun the town of Ald'ruhn. The entire town has been destroyed.
david milliband should stand again
As I have long since given up on good things happening, I will settle for very, very funny things.
Just imagine the Krakatoa of enraged, flailing bullshit we would get, if it looked like Ed was going to thrash Streeting in a leadership election.
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
david milliband should stand again
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Extraordinary day and historic for the wrong reasons - a cyber attack featured in the GDP figures
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Extraordinary day and historic for the wrong reasons - a cyber attack featured in the GDP figures
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is it any wonder that politicians and journalists are the two least trusted professions in the country given that they constantly collude to tell us that we can't believe what we're seeing with our own eyes
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
is it any wonder that politicians and journalists are the two least trusted professions in the country given that they constantly collude to tell us that we can't believe what we're seeing with our own eyes
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I think it's a reasonable move, having the same person in charge of the police and in charge of crime is a clear conflict of interest
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I think it's a reasonable move, having the same person in charge of the police and in charge of crime is a clear conflict of interest
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COMMENTARIAT: Streeting is statemanlike, a man of the people. He has really impressed me today.
STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!
STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!
November 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
COMMENTARIAT: Streeting is statemanlike, a man of the people. He has really impressed me today.
STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!
STREETING: If anything, nurses get paid too much! They're like a Mexican cartel!
they should commission less crime imo
Police and crime commissioners to be abolished, government to announce
Police and crime commissioners to be abolished, government to announce
System introduced in 2012 across England and Wales has faced criticism from police chiefs
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UK politics live – latest updates
The controversial system of police and crime commissioners is to be abolished by the government, the Guardian has learned.
Under the system, introduced under the Conservatives, all 43 police forces covering local areas across England and Wales had to answer to an elected official. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
they should commission less crime imo
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it was always the most “open secret” shit imaginable and no one did a fucking thing about it. people don’t give a fuck about sexual abuse unless it convenient rhetoric to weaponize against communities at high risk for sexual abuse—trans women in particular
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 9:01 AM
it was always the most “open secret” shit imaginable and no one did a fucking thing about it. people don’t give a fuck about sexual abuse unless it convenient rhetoric to weaponize against communities at high risk for sexual abuse—trans women in particular
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So funny how pizzagate all hinged on the idea that elite paedophiles would never explicitly talk about their crimes via email and would probably develop some kind of elaborate code
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
So funny how pizzagate all hinged on the idea that elite paedophiles would never explicitly talk about their crimes via email and would probably develop some kind of elaborate code
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
very good game. did just about everything in it and saw both endings. a good piece of "art" as a game. fun battle system you can really get your teeth into and break. very affecting. need a lie down now
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
very good game. did just about everything in it and saw both endings. a good piece of "art" as a game. fun battle system you can really get your teeth into and break. very affecting. need a lie down now
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It is crazy that there is no testing or licensing regime for these things, dozens of deaths later. A drug which had such serious mental side effects would have been withdrawn instantly
🚨OpenAI’s new “safer” version of ChatGPT actually allows more harm.
We tested GPT-5 and GPT-4o to see if GPT-5 was safer & found that actually GPT-5 gave MORE harmful responses.
Read our new report ⤵️
https://bit.ly/3JgW9OP
We tested GPT-5 and GPT-4o to see if GPT-5 was safer & found that actually GPT-5 gave MORE harmful responses.
Read our new report ⤵️
https://bit.ly/3JgW9OP
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It is crazy that there is no testing or licensing regime for these things, dozens of deaths later. A drug which had such serious mental side effects would have been withdrawn instantly
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regardless of how it comes about, what effect do we think it'll have on public trust in democracy when we've spent 6 of the years from 2022 to 2029 with an unelected prime minister
My God, if the media and Labour bureaucracy manage to shithouse Wes Streeting into power it would genuinely be incredible. The absolute apotheosis of "Fuck you, we run this place, we don't give a shit what you lot think"
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
regardless of how it comes about, what effect do we think it'll have on public trust in democracy when we've spent 6 of the years from 2022 to 2029 with an unelected prime minister
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Getting skewered at PMQs by Badenoch should force the same realisation on Starmer as when Gary Neville got shown up against West Brom.
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Getting skewered at PMQs by Badenoch should force the same realisation on Starmer as when Gary Neville got shown up against West Brom.
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the child molester shuffle
Ben Sinnott celebrating the touchdown with the Trump dance while being blown out at home by the Lions. The 2025 Commanders are hot garbage.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the child molester shuffle
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It’s the ten year anniversary of this tweet. I’ve honestly never got over it. It’s the look on his face while being told off. All for a joke that didn’t quite go as planned. We’ve all been there
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It’s the ten year anniversary of this tweet. I’ve honestly never got over it. It’s the look on his face while being told off. All for a joke that didn’t quite go as planned. We’ve all been there
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obviously not a good farmer. cow is very small
A nightclub conversation introduced former TV presenter George Lamb to the concept of regenerative agriculture. He jumped right in.
George Lamb on how an Ibiza dance floor set him on a farming odyssey
www.bigissue.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
obviously not a good farmer. cow is very small
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![mr fella
@prolezone
how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit
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Quicampoix @KTPLeGallois • Aug 16, 2024
Le fetish slop sera toujours meilleur que les séries Netflix avec du WOKISME et des PRONOMS, libtard x.com/DucDeVinny/sta...
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Unless there's video of them saying "we are engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history," we won't know what's in their hearts when they engage in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history.
the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Unless there's video of them saying "we are engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history," we won't know what's in their hearts when they engage in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history.
