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Kate Gray
@hownottodraw.bsky.social
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I write games and jokes. Sometimes both. 🇬🇧 in 🇨🇦

⌛ past: games journalist & critic @ ONM, OXM, Nintendo Life, Kotaku, The Guardian, GameSpot, Xbox, Minecraft, etc

🔮 present: games writer @ Moonstone Island, Owlchemy, & Hello Kitty Island Adventure
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eiffel.art
happy speedrun to all who celebrate

#agdq2026
drawing of a strange fisherman sitting by the water's edge and looking up in surprise as that old rascal super mario whizzes by in the background
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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rangedtouch.bsky.social
YOU (catching me going through your kitchen cabinets): looking for something?
ME (startled): oh! No, no, I was just... (shaking head, mumbling under my breath) the Arkenstone....
YOU: whatever
(later)
(my funeral)
PRIEST: he died without the Arkenstone

MORAL:
Bro was looking for the Arkenstone!!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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othatsraspberry.com
now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes
a doodle collage of many lord of the rings memes
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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wildrumpus.bsky.social
haven't been able to reach my goal so I am cutting these down to 50$ USD per slot! I have only a few days to make my goal so please share!
wildrumpus.bsky.social Grayson @wildrumpus.bsky.social · 5d
Hey everyone, I am opening a handful of commission slots to cover my rent this month. Get a cute custom model from me for 100$ USD! examples of recent commissions below, DM me if you are interested!

(please share!)

#b3d #Blender3d #gamedev
January 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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misterabk.bsky.social
Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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stefscribbles.bsky.social
gotta go fast
sonic drawn as a tiny hedgehog
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
wordswithkittywitch on tumblr: "In Romeo and Juliet, Mercutio called Tybalt "Prince of Cats" because there was a book, popular at the time, with a cat prince named Tybalt in it. He was making a pop culture reference. Therefore, I move, that in a modern Romeo and Juliet retelling, Tybalt should be named Garfield."
January 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
hownottodraw.bsky.social
I love how Zohran is objectively very attractive, but next to his smoke show of a wife he looks like a normal loveable dork who got mad lucky and knows it
gregpak.net Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 4d
Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.
Zohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji sitting at the inauguration. He's smiling. She's gazing towards the camera with her head tilted and a look of quiet regard? judgement? amusement? on her face.
January 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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kuvosa.bsky.social
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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artbytuna.bsky.social
He is Coming
A lemon pig stands in shadow in an illuminated doorway, its shadow cast long in the light
December 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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natedhernandez.bsky.social
Year of the Horse
January 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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infinitebrians.neocities.org
ya gotta draw a damn lemon pig its new years baby!!
a pixel art drawing of a lemon made to look like a pig by having a penny in the front part to make it look like a mouth, a tin foil twisty tail, black dots for eyes, and tooth pick legs
January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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queenrayna1337.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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paulisci.bsky.social
People will read old newspaper clippings
IN 2026 In "twenty-twenty-six" as our great-ditto-grandchildren will call it, some collector of rare manuscript will exhibit an old newspaper, published in May 1926, giving an account of the first flights by airplane and airship to the North Pole. The value of the clippings will be due to their academic content, or, if our language is too academic, we might say, because of the fact that air transportation will then be so common that the people 100 years hence will wonder why it ever was given front page positions. --The Cochran Journal, 17 June 1926
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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paulisci.bsky.social
People will get vaccinated, have their teeth removed and go to therapy
ONE HUNDRED YEARS HENCE Life in 2026 Sutton Doctor's Picture of a Medical Utopia Removal of the tonsils, the adenoids, the appendix, the large bowel and the teeth, in conjunction with the injections of various composite vaccines, would hold out every possibility of curing all bodily ills. Similarly psycho-therapy would both cure and prevent all our mental difficulties and troubles, ranging from matrimonial squabbles to severe neurasthemia, from stammering to actual lunacy, from hysteria to homicidal insanity. --The Sutton and Cheam Advertiser, 4 November 1926
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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paulisci.bsky.social
Breakfast will be summonable by the press of a button
LIFE IN 2026 "PRESS THE BUTTON" "Domestic service by 2026 will be as extinct as slavery or witchcraft. 'Press the button' will be the order of the day." This is the opinion of the Rev. Basil G. Bouchier of England. Commenting further on the subject, he says:-- "Every house will be replete with these 'buttons'. Pray heaven you don't press the wrong one, and instead of your breakfast appearing, half a ton of coals is shot out! "But of course, there probably won't be any coal a hundred years hence. Whether or not the multiplication of inventions of the sort and another is likely to make for connubial happiness is an open question. --The Richmond River Express, 24 November 1926
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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leyawn.bsky.social
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
hownottodraw.bsky.social
my new year's resolution is:

whenever someone asks where I'm from in the UK, hoping to hear either London or That One City They Visited, instead of saying "I'm from the middle bit, you won't have heard of it" I will instead say "Leicestershire!" in a tone that implies they SHOULD have heard of it
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
hownottodraw.bsky.social
did you all remember to roll your clocks forward a year
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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naomiromeroart.bsky.social
Mother fox ❤️❤️
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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guntoucher.bsky.social
cropped screenshot from Yakuza 2 (2006) for PS2 of kiryu and haruka at kazama's grave. a text box prompt reads: "recall the events of last year?" with options to select "yes" or "no" which is currently highlighted
September 8, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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othatsraspberry.com
🐎 happy horse year 🐎

my main goal this year is better time management, so i can spend more time doing things i love (reading, gaming, doodling comics) 🥰👍

i also want to experiment with art more, try some new merch, do more traditional work, and make some of my own original stuff 🖼️✨
a doodle of a horse it says happy horse year
January 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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spavel.bsky.social
The mall was closed for good. But it was open...for EVIL!
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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xenosns.bsky.social
Happy New Year's Eve! It was another busy year in Nova Scotia video game development! Please check out the latest archive project blog post that has a timeline of all the games and events that happened in local game dev in 2025.

hgcarchive.wixsite.com/hgc-archive/...

#novascotia #gamedev
2025 in Nova Scotian Game Development
2025 was another busy year in the Nova Scotia video game development scene! With the new year approaching, we would like to share the 2025 timeline document with everyone. As an ongoing part of the ar...
hgcarchive.wixsite.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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adolfont.github.io
This Brazilian woman hates AI
December 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM