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Kate Gray
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I write games and jokes. Sometimes both. 🇬🇧 in 🇨🇦

⌛ past: games journalist & critic @ ONM, OXM, Nintendo Life, Kotaku, The Guardian, GameSpot, Xbox, Minecraft, etc

🔮 present: games writer @ Moonstone Island, Owlchemy, & Hello Kitty Island Adventure
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hmmm. bnugny
December 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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🚨⚠️ Release Date Disclosure! ⚠️🚨

TRAILER: VIDEO EVIDENCE, see below. Please watch, assimilate and share.

DESIGNATION: TR-49
GENRE: NARRATIVE DEDUCTION / AUDIO_DRAMA
DATE: 21st JANUARY
PLATFORMS: iOS / PC / Mac / Deck

This is what we know, so far.
TR-49 - Official Trailer
YouTube video by inkleStudios
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
your K-Pop Demon Hunters spin off is

K-
+ the first word of your Spotify Daylist
+ the first cryptid/supernatural being you can think of
+ Hunters

mine is:

K-Waltz Bigfoot Hunters
people were on here saying netflix will make k-pop demon hunters their next money-spinner after stranger things. i'm not against it if we could get sequels that are, like, k-rock demon farmers, or k-classical goblin gatherers
January 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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Just started learning lino cutting, last night I made our first ex libris
January 6, 2026 at 9:49 AM
remember when everyone posted Facebook statuses in the third person? maybe we should start doing that again. maybe that was better
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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happy speedrun to all who celebrate

#agdq2026
January 4, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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YOU (catching me going through your kitchen cabinets): looking for something?
ME (startled): oh! No, no, I was just... (shaking head, mumbling under my breath) the Arkenstone....
YOU: whatever
(later)
(my funeral)
PRIEST: he died without the Arkenstone

MORAL:
Bro was looking for the Arkenstone!!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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haven't been able to reach my goal so I am cutting these down to 50$ USD per slot! I have only a few days to make my goal so please share!
Hey everyone, I am opening a handful of commission slots to cover my rent this month. Get a cute custom model from me for 100$ USD! examples of recent commissions below, DM me if you are interested!

(please share!)

#b3d #Blender3d #gamedev
January 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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gotta go fast
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I love how Zohran is objectively very attractive, but next to his smoke show of a wife he looks like a normal loveable dork who got mad lucky and knows it
Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.
January 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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He is Coming
December 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Year of the Horse
January 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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ya gotta draw a damn lemon pig its new years baby!!
January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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People will read old newspaper clippings
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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People will get vaccinated, have their teeth removed and go to therapy
January 1, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Breakfast will be summonable by the press of a button
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
my new year's resolution is:

whenever someone asks where I'm from in the UK, hoping to hear either London or That One City They Visited, instead of saying "I'm from the middle bit, you won't have heard of it" I will instead say "Leicestershire!" in a tone that implies they SHOULD have heard of it
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
did you all remember to roll your clocks forward a year
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM