Emma Thane of Cawdor
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Emma Thane of Cawdor
@redwellyfeats.bsky.social
Feminist (not a TERF) cat botherer, reader of books. Bringer of cake.
A beautiful snowflake/neurodivergent little weirdo. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 She/her
Pinned
Them: Emma, are you okay?

Me, in my head: To the Blankety Blank theme tune

🎶 Dag Hammarskjöld, Dag Hammarskjöld, Dag Hammarskjöld, DAG HAMMARSKJÖLD! 🎶

Me, out loud: Yeah fine, why?
snow white is in a cell with the words " me in my padded cell "
Alt: snow white is in a cell with the words " me in my padded cell "
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Jewel Staite!
The thing about re watching The X Files is seeing all the bit part actors who went onto bigger things.

It's currently Titus Welliver.
a woman is kissing a man on the cheek in a picmix photo
Alt: a woman is kissing a man on the cheek in a picmix photo
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November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Got an appointment to see the gynaecologist at the end of November.

Will be demanding reparations for ridiculous menopause symptoms
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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We don't care what James Acaster says - he's just trying to be edgy.

Bet he was more into those little coin purses that looked like a backpack...
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Christ, I hadn't realised he was unconscious this whole time.

Happy to hear it sounds like his condition is improving
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Someone in this online training session just managed to take themselves off mute and was blatantly having a conversation with their mate about something totally irrelevant.

I love it when that happens.
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Man on the DLR: Are you prepared for today’s meeting?
Woman: No.
Man: It’s at 9am.
Woman: I know it’s at 9am, Dave. And I remain, unprepared.
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
For personal reasons, I am laughing my arse off at this.
Virgo: Sometimes you are your own worst enemy. Not today though. Today it is Jeff.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Capricorn: Prepare for a busy, productive day (you’ll be forced into harvesting ore).
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
On my way to meet @valleyguitarist.bsky.social IRL for the first time.

Tune in later to find out if either of us is a serial killer.
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Banger
BBC Radio 6 Music
Mary Anne Hobbs

Now Playing
Angel Olsen
All Mirrors
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.

So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).

AND THEN THE FOXES

THE FOXES

(breathe)

ATE

MY

FUCKEN

PANTS
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Fyi turns out Jack Black and Giovanni Ribisi appear in the same episode, as friends!
The thing about re watching The X Files is seeing all the bit part actors who went onto bigger things.

It's currently Titus Welliver.
a woman is kissing a man on the cheek in a picmix photo
Alt: a woman is kissing a man on the cheek in a picmix photo
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November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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This year we have sold 31% of the advent calendars that we sold last year 😓

The art is so pretty and colorful 🥺
The facts are so good 🥺
Eels are so cool 🥺

Get an eel facts advent calendar at EelFacts.net
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Poor flat England.
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Just had to mute replies to something because I was enough of a damn fool to venture an opinion on Frankenstein.
a sesame street character is flying in a hot air balloon with the words some people just never learn
Alt: a sesame street character is flying in a hot air balloon with the words some people just never learn
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November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Nikita's trousers are quite something

#Strictly
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Why does Lewis's vest look dirty? Is that the look?

#Strictly
November 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Me and the effervescent @drjaninaramirez.bsky.social in Abergavenny today at the @book-ish.bsky.social event for her new book Legenda

Janina is so lovely, and her enthusiasm for her subject is infectious. 📚💙
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM