Emma Thane of Cawdor
@redwellyfeats.bsky.social
Feminist (not a TERF) cat botherer, reader of books. Bringer of cake.
A beautiful snowflake/neurodivergent little weirdo. 🏴 She/her
A beautiful snowflake/neurodivergent little weirdo. 🏴 She/her
Pinned
snow white is in a cell with the words " me in my padded cell "
Alt: snow white is in a cell with the words " me in my padded cell "
media.tenor.com
Them: Emma, are you okay?
Me, in my head: To the Blankety Blank theme tune
🎶 Dag Hammarskjöld, Dag Hammarskjöld, Dag Hammarskjöld, DAG HAMMARSKJÖLD! 🎶
Me, out loud: Yeah fine, why?
Me, in my head: To the Blankety Blank theme tune
🎶 Dag Hammarskjöld, Dag Hammarskjöld, Dag Hammarskjöld, DAG HAMMARSKJÖLD! 🎶
Me, out loud: Yeah fine, why?
I am at the perfect level of drunk.
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I am at the perfect level of drunk.
Don't really give a shit about Tom Stoppard tbh.
November 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Don't really give a shit about Tom Stoppard tbh.
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I think my sex life is somewhere in the upside down
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I think my sex life is somewhere in the upside down
It me!
Glorious potty mouth that I am!
Glorious potty mouth that I am!
@redwellyfeats.bsky.social has swears! They've used 536 profanities in their last 6,820 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (62 times)
🥈 "fucking" (55 times)
🥉 "shit" (55 times)
🥇 "fuck" (62 times)
🥈 "fucking" (55 times)
🥉 "shit" (55 times)
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It me!
Glorious potty mouth that I am!
Glorious potty mouth that I am!
@profanity.accountant hello you gorgeous fucker
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
@profanity.accountant hello you gorgeous fucker
Clean bedding on.
My two feline supervisors approve.
My two feline supervisors approve.
Fine.
Went and bought my own wine, like some sort of savage.
Have now remembered I stripped the bed earlier and haven't remade it yet.
Now have to battle with a duvet cover.
Ugh.
Went and bought my own wine, like some sort of savage.
Have now remembered I stripped the bed earlier and haven't remade it yet.
Now have to battle with a duvet cover.
Ugh.
I need someone to go to the shops for me and buy me wine.
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Clean bedding on.
My two feline supervisors approve.
My two feline supervisors approve.
Why have we started referring to heavy snow and rainfall as a "bomb"?
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Why have we started referring to heavy snow and rainfall as a "bomb"?
Fine.
Went and bought my own wine, like some sort of savage.
Have now remembered I stripped the bed earlier and haven't remade it yet.
Now have to battle with a duvet cover.
Ugh.
Went and bought my own wine, like some sort of savage.
Have now remembered I stripped the bed earlier and haven't remade it yet.
Now have to battle with a duvet cover.
Ugh.
I need someone to go to the shops for me and buy me wine.
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Fine.
Went and bought my own wine, like some sort of savage.
Have now remembered I stripped the bed earlier and haven't remade it yet.
Now have to battle with a duvet cover.
Ugh.
Went and bought my own wine, like some sort of savage.
Have now remembered I stripped the bed earlier and haven't remade it yet.
Now have to battle with a duvet cover.
Ugh.
I need someone to go to the shops for me and buy me wine.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I need someone to go to the shops for me and buy me wine.
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‘Let me stop here, at this remarkable turning point of my stormy youth...transformed into sense and wisdom while losing little of the enchantment and liberty that have led me to write them down.’ ~ The Exploits of Moominpappa, Tove Jansson for
#BookWormSat
#BookWormSat
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
‘Let me stop here, at this remarkable turning point of my stormy youth...transformed into sense and wisdom while losing little of the enchantment and liberty that have led me to write them down.’ ~ The Exploits of Moominpappa, Tove Jansson for
#BookWormSat
#BookWormSat
This cartoon is about me
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
This cartoon is about me
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Another impossible beauty standard
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Another impossible beauty standard
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I love you so much I have eaten nine photos of you. Call me ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I love you so much I have eaten nine photos of you. Call me ❤️
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I also bought these.
They are a bookmark and a (slightly larger) bookmark (?)
You can write the names of the books you have read on the spines of the books. A nice gift for book people. 💙📚
The shop is on Etsy @ britishbookart
They are a bookmark and a (slightly larger) bookmark (?)
You can write the names of the books you have read on the spines of the books. A nice gift for book people. 💙📚
The shop is on Etsy @ britishbookart
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I also bought these.
They are a bookmark and a (slightly larger) bookmark (?)
You can write the names of the books you have read on the spines of the books. A nice gift for book people. 💙📚
The shop is on Etsy @ britishbookart
They are a bookmark and a (slightly larger) bookmark (?)
You can write the names of the books you have read on the spines of the books. A nice gift for book people. 💙📚
The shop is on Etsy @ britishbookart
I bought this adorable Yeti tree ornament at Bath Christmas Market yesterday and I feel it's very in keeping with the season.
I.e. celebrating the birthday of mythical creatures.
It will go well with the unicorn ornament we have.
I.e. celebrating the birthday of mythical creatures.
It will go well with the unicorn ornament we have.
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I bought this adorable Yeti tree ornament at Bath Christmas Market yesterday and I feel it's very in keeping with the season.
I.e. celebrating the birthday of mythical creatures.
It will go well with the unicorn ornament we have.
I.e. celebrating the birthday of mythical creatures.
It will go well with the unicorn ornament we have.
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This is incredible thank you @sesmith.lol here are some shrimp.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is incredible thank you @sesmith.lol here are some shrimp.
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Timeline cleanser
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Timeline cleanser
I love menopause brain which has me wide awake at 6.30 on a Saturday morning, when in the week I am so befuddled I can barely dress myself.
Could conquer the world before lunch today if only I could be arsed.
Could conquer the world before lunch today if only I could be arsed.
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I love menopause brain which has me wide awake at 6.30 on a Saturday morning, when in the week I am so befuddled I can barely dress myself.
Could conquer the world before lunch today if only I could be arsed.
Could conquer the world before lunch today if only I could be arsed.
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“What is that in your bed?”
“It’s a puffball mushroom I foraged.”
“Why is it there?”
“I was worried it had got cold and sad.”
“But you’re going to eat it soon anyway.”
“The fact that we all have to die at some point doesn’t mean we should not live well, in comfort, beforehand.”
“It’s a puffball mushroom I foraged.”
“Why is it there?”
“I was worried it had got cold and sad.”
“But you’re going to eat it soon anyway.”
“The fact that we all have to die at some point doesn’t mean we should not live well, in comfort, beforehand.”
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“What is that in your bed?”
“It’s a puffball mushroom I foraged.”
“Why is it there?”
“I was worried it had got cold and sad.”
“But you’re going to eat it soon anyway.”
“The fact that we all have to die at some point doesn’t mean we should not live well, in comfort, beforehand.”
“It’s a puffball mushroom I foraged.”
“Why is it there?”
“I was worried it had got cold and sad.”
“But you’re going to eat it soon anyway.”
“The fact that we all have to die at some point doesn’t mean we should not live well, in comfort, beforehand.”
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this is the type of gadget a man would use to murder his wife in an episode of Columbo set in 2025
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
this is the type of gadget a man would use to murder his wife in an episode of Columbo set in 2025
Apart from being for a good cause, this actually sounds decent
Delighted to be speaking at this charity concert at Wembley in March.
Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Tickets on sale 10am Tuesday!
Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Sugababes, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Wolf Alice and more to play all-star charity concert for trans rights
Organised by Olly Alexander and the Mighty Hoopla festival to ‘fight back against the politics of fear and exclusion’, Trans Mission will take place at Wembley Arena in March
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Apart from being for a good cause, this actually sounds decent
Just what Baby Jesus wanted
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Just what Baby Jesus wanted