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Staying delulu is the solulu 💡
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Excellent. I don't even care why.
Me watching old white men being arrested.
I always romanticise coleslaw yet when I buy it? Disappointing
February 4, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I always romanticise coleslaw yet when I buy it? Disappointing
Almost time to collect the dads ❤️
February 4, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Almost time to collect the dads ❤️
2 Red Bulls and a Babybel for breakfast and that is how I am Epstein File maxxing whilst having a full time job
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 AM
2 Red Bulls and a Babybel for breakfast and that is how I am Epstein File maxxing whilst having a full time job
Crazy that I went to sleep at 2am after filling my head with Epstein files and then woke up at half 6 feeling like shit
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Crazy that I went to sleep at 2am after filling my head with Epstein files and then woke up at half 6 feeling like shit
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Imagine being American and slagging off Britain. Wind your fucking necks in you thick meathead cunts.
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Imagine being American and slagging off Britain. Wind your fucking necks in you thick meathead cunts.
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Just buying some toilet duck in Sainsbury’s and remembered that the world is run by a cabal of paedophile billionaires.
February 3, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Just buying some toilet duck in Sainsbury’s and remembered that the world is run by a cabal of paedophile billionaires.
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I'm sorry but it's very funny to me that the legislature of a G7/P5 country of 70 million is currently drafting the "Fuck This One Guy in Particular Act of 2026."
Also, imagine tolerating a system of privilege so entrenched you need to rewrite centuries-old rules just to get at one douchebag.
Also, imagine tolerating a system of privilege so entrenched you need to rewrite centuries-old rules just to get at one douchebag.
UK govt drafting legislation to remove Mandelson peerage, has referred information to the police www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cl...
Government refers material to police after review of Mandelson Epstein emails - live updates
PM Keir Starmer calls allegations that Lord Mandelson passed on sensitive government information to Epstein
www.bbc.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I'm sorry but it's very funny to me that the legislature of a G7/P5 country of 70 million is currently drafting the "Fuck This One Guy in Particular Act of 2026."
Also, imagine tolerating a system of privilege so entrenched you need to rewrite centuries-old rules just to get at one douchebag.
Also, imagine tolerating a system of privilege so entrenched you need to rewrite centuries-old rules just to get at one douchebag.
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This is not turning out to be the investment I had hoped for.
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
This is not turning out to be the investment I had hoped for.
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What appearing in the Epstein Files taught me, a results focused thought leader with a proven record of delivering excellence managing multifunctional teams across diverse vectors, about navigating conflict in agentic adjacent media environments to achieve success for stakeholders in B2B sales.
February 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
What appearing in the Epstein Files taught me, a results focused thought leader with a proven record of delivering excellence managing multifunctional teams across diverse vectors, about navigating conflict in agentic adjacent media environments to achieve success for stakeholders in B2B sales.
This is incredible viewing
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
This is incredible viewing
I don’t know if I can trust a politician that says “for the win”
Is there really no one else
Is there really no one else
February 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I don’t know if I can trust a politician that says “for the win”
Is there really no one else
Is there really no one else
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you can literally travel to Mongolia, take a taxi from Ulaanbaatar to Choirin, find the last house in the outskirt, and ask Munkhbat who's about fifty or eighty, no one knows for sure, he spent his entire life drinking and throwing rocks at passing cars, he would say "Peter Mandelson? He's a c*nt."
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
you can literally travel to Mongolia, take a taxi from Ulaanbaatar to Choirin, find the last house in the outskirt, and ask Munkhbat who's about fifty or eighty, no one knows for sure, he spent his entire life drinking and throwing rocks at passing cars, he would say "Peter Mandelson? He's a c*nt."
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Me watching Rice and Grealish play for England at Euro 2020
Irish Traitors is incredible.
February 3, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Me watching Rice and Grealish play for England at Euro 2020
The joke that keeps giving
February 3, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The joke that keeps giving
Might have a little read of the Battle of Bamber Bridge Wikipedia page to send me to sleep
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Might have a little read of the Battle of Bamber Bridge Wikipedia page to send me to sleep
Americans yelling at me that I am anti-abortion because I highlighted the real risks of contraceptive pill is such an American thing to do.
They really don’t have the cognition to see I am making a statement about lack of research into women’s healthcare.
No wonder they have Sir Nonce in charge.
They really don’t have the cognition to see I am making a statement about lack of research into women’s healthcare.
No wonder they have Sir Nonce in charge.
February 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Americans yelling at me that I am anti-abortion because I highlighted the real risks of contraceptive pill is such an American thing to do.
They really don’t have the cognition to see I am making a statement about lack of research into women’s healthcare.
No wonder they have Sir Nonce in charge.
They really don’t have the cognition to see I am making a statement about lack of research into women’s healthcare.
No wonder they have Sir Nonce in charge.
Okay going to get off here before I eat my phone in the vain hope it leaks its battery and kills me in the night
February 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Okay going to get off here before I eat my phone in the vain hope it leaks its battery and kills me in the night
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“As a white man I know the strife of women in a healthcare setting! I know racism. I’m going to make these points to try and get one up on you instead of listening to you”
February 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
“As a white man I know the strife of women in a healthcare setting! I know racism. I’m going to make these points to try and get one up on you instead of listening to you”
I think I have newsed enough today. Can someone else take over newsing while I have a tiny break?
February 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I think I have newsed enough today. Can someone else take over newsing while I have a tiny break?
I cannot take much more of this - It was all designed.
Surely Steve Bannon should also now be in firing line for foreign interference?
Somebody do something I’m going to lose my mind
Surely Steve Bannon should also now be in firing line for foreign interference?
Somebody do something I’m going to lose my mind
February 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I cannot take much more of this - It was all designed.
Surely Steve Bannon should also now be in firing line for foreign interference?
Somebody do something I’m going to lose my mind
Surely Steve Bannon should also now be in firing line for foreign interference?
Somebody do something I’m going to lose my mind
Truly stunning that the only thing that motivates the French to work is taking down rich guys. Maybe I’m rooting for them now in the Six Nations.
a man wearing a wig and sunglasses is holding a french flag in his mouth
ALT: a man wearing a wig and sunglasses is holding a french flag in his mouth
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February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Truly stunning that the only thing that motivates the French to work is taking down rich guys. Maybe I’m rooting for them now in the Six Nations.
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What’s the betting they all have a weird little telegram chat in which they’re corroborating each other’s stories
February 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
What’s the betting they all have a weird little telegram chat in which they’re corroborating each other’s stories