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Staying delulu is the solulu 💡
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Imagine being so annoying & off-putting that even a cartoonishly evil mega-paedo with an actual nonce island brushes you off to his handler with this
January 31, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Imagine being so annoying & off-putting that even a cartoonishly evil mega-paedo with an actual nonce island brushes you off to his handler with this
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Dear Jeff yes hello from my work email. Can’t wait to see u at Sexcriminalboat ,,
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Dear Jeff yes hello from my work email. Can’t wait to see u at Sexcriminalboat ,,
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Is it because they used Apple’s magic mouse charging port?
Tesla Just Killed the Most Important Car of the 21st Century — The Atlantic
The Model S deserved better than this.
apple.news
January 30, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Is it because they used Apple’s magic mouse charging port?
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The true difference between USA and UK
The headline: HE HAD TWO MAGAZINES WITH HIM
USA: armed and dangerous!
UK: ooh which ones?
The headline: HE HAD TWO MAGAZINES WITH HIM
USA: armed and dangerous!
UK: ooh which ones?
January 31, 2026 at 1:21 AM
The true difference between USA and UK
The headline: HE HAD TWO MAGAZINES WITH HIM
USA: armed and dangerous!
UK: ooh which ones?
The headline: HE HAD TWO MAGAZINES WITH HIM
USA: armed and dangerous!
UK: ooh which ones?
I had really thick cheese on toast for supper
Is it sitting? Yes
Is it digesting? Not even slightly
Would I do it again? One step ahead of you
Is it sitting? Yes
Is it digesting? Not even slightly
Would I do it again? One step ahead of you
January 31, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I had really thick cheese on toast for supper
Is it sitting? Yes
Is it digesting? Not even slightly
Would I do it again? One step ahead of you
Is it sitting? Yes
Is it digesting? Not even slightly
Would I do it again? One step ahead of you
The true difference between USA and UK
The headline: HE HAD TWO MAGAZINES WITH HIM
USA: armed and dangerous!
UK: ooh which ones?
The headline: HE HAD TWO MAGAZINES WITH HIM
USA: armed and dangerous!
UK: ooh which ones?
January 31, 2026 at 1:21 AM
The true difference between USA and UK
The headline: HE HAD TWO MAGAZINES WITH HIM
USA: armed and dangerous!
UK: ooh which ones?
The headline: HE HAD TWO MAGAZINES WITH HIM
USA: armed and dangerous!
UK: ooh which ones?
“Appearing in the Epstein files isn’t itself a sign of wrongdoing”
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 AM
“Appearing in the Epstein files isn’t itself a sign of wrongdoing”
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I consider owning a tesla to be a moral failing at this point
January 30, 2026 at 11:20 AM
I consider owning a tesla to be a moral failing at this point
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Who among us who have seen Schitt’s Creek don’t say ‘bebeh’ instead of ‘baby’? A masterful comic decision
January 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Who among us who have seen Schitt’s Creek don’t say ‘bebeh’ instead of ‘baby’? A masterful comic decision
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Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to his on-screen mother Catherine O’Hara:
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”
January 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to his on-screen mother Catherine O’Hara:
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”
“Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you. But I had so much to say. I love you. I'll see you later.”
I have done a lot of exercise this week and now I’m aching and have a headache
January 30, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I have done a lot of exercise this week and now I’m aching and have a headache
When you are setting up and building ads on Meta, it gives you the option of advantage+ creatives with all kinds of variables created by AI
You are *supposed* to check through them for quality assurance.
This company did not do that.
You are *supposed* to check through them for quality assurance.
This company did not do that.
January 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
When you are setting up and building ads on Meta, it gives you the option of advantage+ creatives with all kinds of variables created by AI
You are *supposed* to check through them for quality assurance.
This company did not do that.
You are *supposed* to check through them for quality assurance.
This company did not do that.
An incredibly GOOD series is Steal on Amazon Prime. FUCKING HELL. I have not known a moment’s peace.
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 PM
An incredibly GOOD series is Steal on Amazon Prime. FUCKING HELL. I have not known a moment’s peace.
NOOOOOOOOO I am gutted 😭 news.sky.com/story/cather...
Catherine O'Hara, who starred in Home Alone and Schitt's Creek, has died
Actress Catherine O'Hara has died.
news.sky.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
NOOOOOOOOO I am gutted 😭 news.sky.com/story/cather...
Sending this to Jeremy Vine
January 30, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Sending this to Jeremy Vine
Hey babe I got you a digital drawing of a Tiffany bracelet for Valentine’s Day 💖
January 30, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Hey babe I got you a digital drawing of a Tiffany bracelet for Valentine’s Day 💖
Do you think I would get a day off work if London goes underwater?
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Do you think I would get a day off work if London goes underwater?
I’m also a bit like… what’s the point? I can’t afford sandbags. Just let it be Venice. I have a paddleboard. I’ll use that to go to the office and do my PowerPoint presentations.
In other news: The UK is doing a big drill with South Korea in the doomsday glacier today (the glacier which would cause irreversible and deadly sea level rise if it melts) to see how fast it is melting (hint: it is fast) 💖
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I’m also a bit like… what’s the point? I can’t afford sandbags. Just let it be Venice. I have a paddleboard. I’ll use that to go to the office and do my PowerPoint presentations.
In other news: The UK is doing a big drill with South Korea in the doomsday glacier today (the glacier which would cause irreversible and deadly sea level rise if it melts) to see how fast it is melting (hint: it is fast) 💖
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In other news: The UK is doing a big drill with South Korea in the doomsday glacier today (the glacier which would cause irreversible and deadly sea level rise if it melts) to see how fast it is melting (hint: it is fast) 💖
However look who was a good girl getting her 6 month check-up (10/10 perfect btw)
January 29, 2026 at 2:03 PM
However look who was a good girl getting her 6 month check-up (10/10 perfect btw)
I am trying to build a wireframe if anyone fancies climbing in my window and shooting me point blank
January 29, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I am trying to build a wireframe if anyone fancies climbing in my window and shooting me point blank
The marketing team has all been off this week except one and my boss just got bitten by a dog (not mine) so it’s been an unwell week
January 29, 2026 at 1:58 PM
The marketing team has all been off this week except one and my boss just got bitten by a dog (not mine) so it’s been an unwell week