Keith Taylor
@mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social
Bestselling author of This Is the Way the World Ends: an Oral History of the Zombie War: http://amzn.to/3O6xBWm
Anti-Brexit and pro-Free Movement. Denizen of Mongolia
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Anti-Brexit and pro-Free Movement. Denizen of Mongolia
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaak2agiw6iwg
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Apropos of absolutely nothing at all, my novel This Is the Way the World Ends: an Oral History of the Zombie War contains lots of valuable tips to help you survive the collapse of society.
I mean... most of the tips are zombie related, but they're transferable.
www.amazon.com/This-Way-Wor...
I mean... most of the tips are zombie related, but they're transferable.
www.amazon.com/This-Way-Wor...
My date tonight - met on Tinder, but have known her two years - is bringing a female friend along and just called in a panic to establish a complex back story in which we met not on Tinder but at her birthday party in Berlin five years ago.
You're overthinking this, girl. Nobody cares. At all.
You're overthinking this, girl. Nobody cares. At all.
January 21, 2026 at 10:19 AM
My date tonight - met on Tinder, but have known her two years - is bringing a female friend along and just called in a panic to establish a complex back story in which we met not on Tinder but at her birthday party in Berlin five years ago.
You're overthinking this, girl. Nobody cares. At all.
You're overthinking this, girl. Nobody cares. At all.
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
I guess one of the magnets on Air Force One got wet
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I guess one of the magnets on Air Force One got wet
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Hey so I learned from history, can I please be excused from repeating it?
January 21, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Hey so I learned from history, can I please be excused from repeating it?
Remember that scene in Basic Instinct when Sharon Stone uncrossed her legs and sprayed a thick black goo in Dennis Nedry's eyes then spread her neck frills and ate him in the crashed Jeep? Spielberg, man. What a visionary.
January 20, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Remember that scene in Basic Instinct when Sharon Stone uncrossed her legs and sprayed a thick black goo in Dennis Nedry's eyes then spread her neck frills and ate him in the crashed Jeep? Spielberg, man. What a visionary.
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I'd rather live happily ever now, than happily ever after.
January 20, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I'd rather live happily ever now, than happily ever after.
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"Anxiety will probably kill me before any of the wild things I am anxious about do" except it's 2026 and I live in the US
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 PM
"Anxiety will probably kill me before any of the wild things I am anxious about do" except it's 2026 and I live in the US
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i don’t need a lot to be happy just food, water, sex, a bunch of money, electricity, a phone, and a network connection to every computer on the planet.
January 18, 2026 at 6:24 PM
i don’t need a lot to be happy just food, water, sex, a bunch of money, electricity, a phone, and a network connection to every computer on the planet.
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my first words as a baby were “fuck you”
January 19, 2026 at 7:18 PM
my first words as a baby were “fuck you”
Remember when we used to be over by the window and we could see the squirrels and they were merry? Good times. Good times.
January 20, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Remember when we used to be over by the window and we could see the squirrels and they were merry? Good times. Good times.
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Did you know that you can make a whole cookie sheet of croutons and then eat them and no one stops you
January 19, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Did you know that you can make a whole cookie sheet of croutons and then eat them and no one stops you
The Human Centipede is the highest grossing film of all time, as long as you're happy to use the other definition of gross.
January 20, 2026 at 8:35 AM
The Human Centipede is the highest grossing film of all time, as long as you're happy to use the other definition of gross.
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."
-- Tolstoy, at some point, presumably
-- Tolstoy, at some point, presumably
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 AM
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."
-- Tolstoy, at some point, presumably
-- Tolstoy, at some point, presumably
Absurd that people expect me to shoulder adult responsibilities while I'm sitting here washing down 10mg of melatonin with a hearty glug of Coke Zero. Lower those expectations.
January 19, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Absurd that people expect me to shoulder adult responsibilities while I'm sitting here washing down 10mg of melatonin with a hearty glug of Coke Zero. Lower those expectations.
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oh please, Mr. Bond is my father's name, call m— wait. did you say you expect me to die
January 17, 2026 at 12:43 PM
oh please, Mr. Bond is my father's name, call m— wait. did you say you expect me to die
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how do you even romance a stone
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 AM
how do you even romance a stone
The temperature today will fall to -40C, and the water isn't running in my apartment so I can't even sink into a hot bath. Send help.
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
The temperature today will fall to -40C, and the water isn't running in my apartment so I can't even sink into a hot bath. Send help.
Where we went wrong as a species was failing to incorporate freshly baked buttered bread into sex.
January 17, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Where we went wrong as a species was failing to incorporate freshly baked buttered bread into sex.
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Opened social media and my nervous system immediately started screaming internally.
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Opened social media and my nervous system immediately started screaming internally.
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stocking up on alphabet spaghettiO's in case i ever need an analog LLM
January 16, 2026 at 2:32 PM
stocking up on alphabet spaghettiO's in case i ever need an analog LLM
Proudly brandishing my Nobel Prize in Literature after arguing that the REAL alphabet only has 18 letters and digging up Doris Lessing’s skeleton
January 16, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Proudly brandishing my Nobel Prize in Literature after arguing that the REAL alphabet only has 18 letters and digging up Doris Lessing’s skeleton
Karoline Leavitt sounds like something yelled at a drunk woman who just aggressively removed her earrings on a Friday night in a bar in the north of England.
January 16, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Karoline Leavitt sounds like something yelled at a drunk woman who just aggressively removed her earrings on a Friday night in a bar in the north of England.
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(mocking voice) drink more water
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
(mocking voice) drink more water
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Pizza is cool, me and pizza go way back. We may have burned each other a few times but that’s just part of pizza’s nature
January 15, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Pizza is cool, me and pizza go way back. We may have burned each other a few times but that’s just part of pizza’s nature
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I’m not a morning person.
Or an afternoon person.
And I’m not much of a night person.
I’m beginning to think I’m not a person.
Or an afternoon person.
And I’m not much of a night person.
I’m beginning to think I’m not a person.
January 15, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I’m not a morning person.
Or an afternoon person.
And I’m not much of a night person.
I’m beginning to think I’m not a person.
Or an afternoon person.
And I’m not much of a night person.
I’m beginning to think I’m not a person.