This is the Phil’s stuff? Just checked it out and it does look a good consistency :) send him back into the shower until he’s suitably impressed :)

This is the only saving grace of Mongolian winter. It's around 30C colder here than it is in London but the sky is almost always clear and blue. Bitter cold is unpleasant, but nothing gets you down more than low clouds that deaden the world and feel like they're pushing you into the ground.

I hear Chicago style is very tasty. But no, it's clearly not a pizza. That would be an absurd claim.

I don't even care about the story. Karen Baldwin's son's about to die while her husband is stuck on the moon, but she gets to smoke while he's in surgery. Bliss.

This is one of life's great joys. I hope the music was good.

May be pessimistic but I think the US might just be done as a functioning society. They've already had multiple events that would justify a general strike until sense was restored, and there's little to suggest they won't sail past this one too.

A body scrub might be better if you want a stronger holy shit reaction. I find most facial exfoliants a little too mild to notice the difference right away, but The Scrub of Your Life from Soap & Glory feels like jumping into a rock polisher.

Hey, it takes a lot of work to pull this off.

[ex-wife attempts to butt in, holding a worryingly long list of complaints]

Shush.

Me too :) Genius design.

Turns out child porn on demand is a big hit with the Twitter stragglers.

Any red number is great. I've never wanted to watch a bubble burst so much.

A 38 year old said...

"The imaginary people in my phone have been whispering their lies again, and one of them said..."

Don’t have a girlfriend right now, but luckily for me Tinder and my local bars offer a takeout service.

😂

None of us really work out. Exercise isn't real. We're just visiting a rough trick down at the docks named Jim. Hard heart, but very soft hands.

Suit of armour. Everyone respects armour.

Stopped watching him a couple of years ago when he gave up trying to entertain and pivoted his entire persona to whining about people being awful meanies to him about his opinions. It's just tiresome.