Keith Taylor
@mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social
Bestselling author of This Is the Way the World Ends: an Oral History of the Zombie War: http://amzn.to/3O6xBWm
Anti-Brexit and pro-Free Movement. Denizen of Mongolia
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Anti-Brexit and pro-Free Movement. Denizen of Mongolia
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaak2agiw6iwg
If I’m being honest I actually like a wide variety of butts. Big. Small. Pert. Long back. I really don’t discriminate.
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
If I’m being honest I actually like a wide variety of butts. Big. Small. Pert. Long back. I really don’t discriminate.
Someone needs to explain to me how this suddenly became the most reliably high quality franchise in Hollywood.
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Someone needs to explain to me how this suddenly became the most reliably high quality franchise in Hollywood.
This describes me pretty well. I'll cheerfully and very intentionally drink ten beers a night once or twice a week. Every other day of the week I'm disgustingly healthy. I prefer 'calculated hedonism' over binge drinking', though I'm sure my liver doesn't care about the terminology.
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
This describes me pretty well. I'll cheerfully and very intentionally drink ten beers a night once or twice a week. Every other day of the week I'm disgustingly healthy. I prefer 'calculated hedonism' over binge drinking', though I'm sure my liver doesn't care about the terminology.
This is what Christmas looks like in Mongolia. -30°C outside, Afrobeats and, when everyone was good and drunk, musical chairs. I was knocked out in the second round like an absolute chump.
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
This is what Christmas looks like in Mongolia. -30°C outside, Afrobeats and, when everyone was good and drunk, musical chairs. I was knocked out in the second round like an absolute chump.
The Jacob's Cream Cracker is the platonic ideal. A mild, very lightly salty flavour that pairs well with any cheese. Rectangular shape and a good size, ideal for cheese sliced from a block or wheel. A light structure with lots of little air pockets, so it's not too dense or dry.
Fight me, world.
Fight me, world.
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
The Jacob's Cream Cracker is the platonic ideal. A mild, very lightly salty flavour that pairs well with any cheese. Rectangular shape and a good size, ideal for cheese sliced from a block or wheel. A light structure with lots of little air pockets, so it's not too dense or dry.
Fight me, world.
Fight me, world.
A random acquaintance in a bar just likened me to Kyle MacLachlan, the second person to do so in as many weeks. Have I finally grown into my face and escaped the Colin Frissell curse?
December 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A random acquaintance in a bar just likened me to Kyle MacLachlan, the second person to do so in as many weeks. Have I finally grown into my face and escaped the Colin Frissell curse?
A friend called at 2AM, drunk, asked to come to my place today at 3PM to eat junk food, and gave me a list of everything she was craving.
Then she cancelled when the hangover kicked in - after I'd bought the food - and now I have TOO MANY CARBS IN MY APARTMENT. Who wants khuushuur?
Then she cancelled when the hangover kicked in - after I'd bought the food - and now I have TOO MANY CARBS IN MY APARTMENT. Who wants khuushuur?
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 AM
A friend called at 2AM, drunk, asked to come to my place today at 3PM to eat junk food, and gave me a list of everything she was craving.
Then she cancelled when the hangover kicked in - after I'd bought the food - and now I have TOO MANY CARBS IN MY APARTMENT. Who wants khuushuur?
Then she cancelled when the hangover kicked in - after I'd bought the food - and now I have TOO MANY CARBS IN MY APARTMENT. Who wants khuushuur?
I'm just saying that you never see Will Poulter and Milly Alcock in the same room.
No, I will not be taking questions. And get that goddamn breathalyser out of my face, officer.
No, I will not be taking questions. And get that goddamn breathalyser out of my face, officer.
December 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I'm just saying that you never see Will Poulter and Milly Alcock in the same room.
No, I will not be taking questions. And get that goddamn breathalyser out of my face, officer.
No, I will not be taking questions. And get that goddamn breathalyser out of my face, officer.
I'm in a completely empty Korean restaurant. Had to double check that they're actually open. I swear the food is great, but not ideal for a first date.
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I'm in a completely empty Korean restaurant. Had to double check that they're actually open. I swear the food is great, but not ideal for a first date.
A fun thing about living in a country with a tiiiiny little centralised population is that I can go to the open mic night at my local bar and find that, rather than drunk crooners, the entire roster is people who got to the final rounds of Voice of Mongolia and can actually sing.
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A fun thing about living in a country with a tiiiiny little centralised population is that I can go to the open mic night at my local bar and find that, rather than drunk crooners, the entire roster is people who got to the final rounds of Voice of Mongolia and can actually sing.
I did the dishes shirtless last time this one was at my place, but I smell of citrus and she’s in a long term relationship and oh I see where I went wrong. Fuck.
October 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I did the dishes shirtless last time this one was at my place, but I smell of citrus and she’s in a long term relationship and oh I see where I went wrong. Fuck.
Hey, if you're an Audible Premium Plus member they've added my Last Man Standing zombie trilogy to their buy one-get one Spooky Listens promo until 10/31.
I won't toot my horn about the writing, but my narrator Matthew Crow sounds like Nick Offerman. He's the best.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0D4R67RNH/
I won't toot my horn about the writing, but my narrator Matthew Crow sounds like Nick Offerman. He's the best.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0D4R67RNH/
October 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Hey, if you're an Audible Premium Plus member they've added my Last Man Standing zombie trilogy to their buy one-get one Spooky Listens promo until 10/31.
I won't toot my horn about the writing, but my narrator Matthew Crow sounds like Nick Offerman. He's the best.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0D4R67RNH/
I won't toot my horn about the writing, but my narrator Matthew Crow sounds like Nick Offerman. He's the best.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0D4R67RNH/
Winter has arrived with a vengeance. Already seeing lows of -20C in late October, and this is the year I've stupidly decided to skip Thailand and stick out the season in Mongolia. Follow me for more examples of poor judgement.
October 20, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Winter has arrived with a vengeance. Already seeing lows of -20C in late October, and this is the year I've stupidly decided to skip Thailand and stick out the season in Mongolia. Follow me for more examples of poor judgement.
Overcoat just refuses to quit
October 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Overcoat just refuses to quit
Here's my long overcoat in my $625 2bed 2bath apartment. Y'all are just in the wrong country :)
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Here's my long overcoat in my $625 2bed 2bath apartment. Y'all are just in the wrong country :)
A masterful strategy.
October 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
A masterful strategy.
Yay, fixed it! When my landlord told me it would be 24hrs before he could get someone out to dismantle the mechanism I made the sensible, measured, adult decision to balance on a windowsill 13 floors up and just beat the fuck out of it until it gave in.
Windows are my bitch.
Windows are my bitch.
October 14, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Yay, fixed it! When my landlord told me it would be 24hrs before he could get someone out to dismantle the mechanism I made the sensible, measured, adult decision to balance on a windowsill 13 floors up and just beat the fuck out of it until it gave in.
Windows are my bitch.
Windows are my bitch.
Oh no. The first scarf of the year has been dragged out of retirement. This time just a sunny yellow cotton number from Vientiane, Laos, but they only get thicker and warmer from here on in.
October 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Oh no. The first scarf of the year has been dragged out of retirement. This time just a sunny yellow cotton number from Vientiane, Laos, but they only get thicker and warmer from here on in.
I often forget that Mongolia is the most sparsely populated country in the world, because we're all crammed into a single valley and there are never any seats in my local pub on a Friday.
October 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I often forget that Mongolia is the most sparsely populated country in the world, because we're all crammed into a single valley and there are never any seats in my local pub on a Friday.
It was truly a beautiful, magical time to be alive. Oh, to be young and optimistic and excited about this cool new trick you just learned with HTML.
October 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It was truly a beautiful, magical time to be alive. Oh, to be young and optimistic and excited about this cool new trick you just learned with HTML.
I contend that this was and remains the best example of intelligent recasting in entertainment history. I will not be taking questions at this time.
October 2, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I contend that this was and remains the best example of intelligent recasting in entertainment history. I will not be taking questions at this time.
I've peaked at 44. It's all downhill from here. Gonna talk to a donut about it.
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I've peaked at 44. It's all downhill from here. Gonna talk to a donut about it.