Tom
@tomvictor.bsky.social
Deli sandwich enthusiast and occasional serious journalist
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Tom
@tomvictor.bsky.social
· Nov 28
A thread of some of my bookmarked tweets. This will be updated with no real regular pattern but it *will* be updated
Reposted by Tom
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: I don't know.
A: I don't know.
January 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: I don't know.
A: I don't know.
jurgen klopp, loudly in 2024
people used to be putting busts of darwin all over the place
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
jurgen klopp, loudly in 2024
Liam Rosenior has the chance to do the funniest thing
January 5, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Liam Rosenior has the chance to do the funniest thing
I got knocked out of a poker tournament in Dublin by former Chelsea and Leeds centre back Michael Duberry
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I got knocked out of a poker tournament in Dublin by former Chelsea and Leeds centre back Michael Duberry
refuse to believe 'colby bishop' is a portsmouth footballer and not a cheese
December 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
refuse to believe 'colby bishop' is a portsmouth footballer and not a cheese
You will be visited by three spirits
December 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
Tiny’s a valuable Tim
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Tiny’s a valuable Tim
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
good morning to slow club's christmas ep only
December 24, 2025 at 8:38 AM
good morning to slow club's christmas ep only
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
was going to say it's also the gutting of newsrooms to the point that the work people used to be able to do is functionally impossible now but that's kind of the same thing isn't it
i say this with nothing but love for all of you to whom this applies, but the moral rot in elite journalism is because journalism is a trade and it should be done by tradespeople and instead it's been professionalized in a way that makes it cozy to capital instead
December 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
was going to say it's also the gutting of newsrooms to the point that the work people used to be able to do is functionally impossible now but that's kind of the same thing isn't it
awfully appropriate of zimbabwe to bring on macauley bonne during home alone season
December 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
awfully appropriate of zimbabwe to bring on macauley bonne during home alone season
odds are some of you are in Essex, if that's you then you should go and watch my brother in The Snow Queen
The Snow Queen
REVIEW
✭✭✭✭✭ 5/5
The Snow Queen
A Brand New Musical Family Adventure
Palace Theatre, Westcliff on Sea
13th-28th December 2025
"The Wind Song Theatre’s version of the well- known Hans Christian ...
www.southendtheatrescene.com
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
odds are some of you are in Essex, if that's you then you should go and watch my brother in The Snow Queen
Spoke to Dan Stapleton about playing against a pre-superstardom Luke Littler in Chester
'I played Luke Littler before he was famous - his record will never be broken'
Luke Littler became the youngest ever world darts champion when he beat Michael van Gerwen in the 2025 final but one amateur player got a sense of The Nuke's quality even earlier
www.mirror.co.uk
December 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Spoke to Dan Stapleton about playing against a pre-superstardom Luke Littler in Chester
Nearly the end of the year so for no other reason here are some films I enjoyed, or at the very least consumed, in 2025. I’m tomvictor on Letterboxd if these don’t put you off
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nearly the end of the year so for no other reason here are some films I enjoyed, or at the very least consumed, in 2025. I’m tomvictor on Letterboxd if these don’t put you off
Wanna know how I got this Scales
December 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Wanna know how I got this Scales
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I heard there was a secret meat
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I heard there was a secret meat
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
With paprika, and spicy heat
But you don't really care for sausage
Nduja
...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.
I think my argument holds up
December 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I think my argument holds up
Finally got round to buying a frame for @suzywrack.bsky.social’s Euros print, my Hanukkah present to myself
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Finally got round to buying a frame for @suzywrack.bsky.social’s Euros print, my Hanukkah present to myself
“But I keep thinking about mortality in his movies, and I say this, too, in pure selfishness: I hope that I can come to see his death the way his films see death in general.”
Not even remotely adequate, of course, but I tried to get some thoughts down about Rob Reiner
Rob Reiner’s Death Was a Tragedy. His Life Was the Opposite.
As impossible as it is to process the abrupt end to his life, Reiner always possessed a joy, curiosity, and affection that was imbued in his movies
www.theringer.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
“But I keep thinking about mortality in his movies, and I say this, too, in pure selfishness: I hope that I can come to see his death the way his films see death in general.”