Greg Johnson
@gregianjohnson.bsky.social
I used to be a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
Finally, Arsene Wenger’s reforms on making it unappealing for teams to park the bus…
Oh no. Not like this.
Oh no. Not like this.
FIFA's current parking prices will cost more than some actual match tickets at previous World Cups.
Parking and transportation have long represented an imposing challenge for the World Cup’s 16 North American host cities.
Parking and transportation have long represented an imposing challenge for the World Cup’s 16 North American host cities.
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Finally, Arsene Wenger’s reforms on making it unappealing for teams to park the bus…
Oh no. Not like this.
Oh no. Not like this.
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labour: we won't work the greens.
centrists: very sensible.
greens: we won't work with keir starmer.
centrists: WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DARE?! ARE THEY CHILDREN PLAYING AT POLITICS?! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! oooh, shit, spilled my pimms.
centrists: very sensible.
greens: we won't work with keir starmer.
centrists: WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DARE?! ARE THEY CHILDREN PLAYING AT POLITICS?! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! oooh, shit, spilled my pimms.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
labour: we won't work the greens.
centrists: very sensible.
greens: we won't work with keir starmer.
centrists: WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DARE?! ARE THEY CHILDREN PLAYING AT POLITICS?! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! oooh, shit, spilled my pimms.
centrists: very sensible.
greens: we won't work with keir starmer.
centrists: WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DARE?! ARE THEY CHILDREN PLAYING AT POLITICS?! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! oooh, shit, spilled my pimms.
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I reiterate my contention that transphobes don't remotely understand what they're supposedly mad about. Lazy thinking that arises from confused, post hoc justifications for their personal discomfort.
World's worst gotcha from Trevor Phillips: "If trans women are women why don't we just say 'women'... who needs 'pregnant people?'" 🤔
Great to see @zackpolanski.bsky.social on @skynewsrss.bsky.social this morning standing up for trans people.
It’s clear that Trevor Phillips was trying to trap Zack by not giving him all the facts! Martine Croxall not only eye rolled, she changed a direct quote - unethical for a journalist!
It’s clear that Trevor Phillips was trying to trap Zack by not giving him all the facts! Martine Croxall not only eye rolled, she changed a direct quote - unethical for a journalist!
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I reiterate my contention that transphobes don't remotely understand what they're supposedly mad about. Lazy thinking that arises from confused, post hoc justifications for their personal discomfort.
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This is what they’ll tell themselves alright, because it’ll be more convenient than admitting that they’ve fucked it by relentlessly attacking their own supporters until there’s nobody left who likes them or wants what they’re selling.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This is what they’ll tell themselves alright, because it’ll be more convenient than admitting that they’ve fucked it by relentlessly attacking their own supporters until there’s nobody left who likes them or wants what they’re selling.
Does he suck? Kolo Muani. Muani. Kolo.
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Does he suck? Kolo Muani. Muani. Kolo.
Not sure why you’d swap this upwardly mobile Middlesbrough side for a Wolves team in managed decline to be honest.
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Not sure why you’d swap this upwardly mobile Middlesbrough side for a Wolves team in managed decline to be honest.
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virtue signalling is good actually
Performative decency is actually *so* important for this reason.
It tricks the 10% of ghouls into thinking that there are only 1% of ghouls.
And it makes the 30% of people that don't care one way or another follow the mostly decent crowd
It tricks the 10% of ghouls into thinking that there are only 1% of ghouls.
And it makes the 30% of people that don't care one way or another follow the mostly decent crowd
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
virtue signalling is good actually
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Sir Keir's message to Zack Polanski:
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Sir Keir's message to Zack Polanski:
It may be our own reality bubble, sure, but who do empty suits speak to or represent, even in best case scenarios?
My experience of my fellow citizens is that people tend to be more radical one way or another, and have been for as long I’ve been old enough to know.
My experience of my fellow citizens is that people tend to be more radical one way or another, and have been for as long I’ve been old enough to know.
This from Darren Jones is a dreadful interview.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
There isn't mention of a single specific policy in this whole interview apart from Digital ID. Every word of it is about electioneering from a man who has given no reason to be trusted.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
There isn't mention of a single specific policy in this whole interview apart from Digital ID. Every word of it is about electioneering from a man who has given no reason to be trusted.
Greens’ ‘undeliverable’ promises will let voters down, says Labour minister
Exclusive: Darren Jones says Labour has to convince young people it is ‘modern party of the future’
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
It may be our own reality bubble, sure, but who do empty suits speak to or represent, even in best case scenarios?
My experience of my fellow citizens is that people tend to be more radical one way or another, and have been for as long I’ve been old enough to know.
My experience of my fellow citizens is that people tend to be more radical one way or another, and have been for as long I’ve been old enough to know.
How Are You? It's Alan (Partridge) is up there.
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
How Are You? It's Alan (Partridge) is up there.
Ben Rickert is a character in The Big Short movie played by Brad Pitt. He is a former banker who advises and assists the young investors Charlie Ledley and Jamie Mai of Cornwall Capital in their bet against the housing market. Rickert is depicted as wise, somewhat cynical, and grounded in
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Ben Rickert is a character in The Big Short movie played by Brad Pitt. He is a former banker who advises and assists the young investors Charlie Ledley and Jamie Mai of Cornwall Capital in their bet against the housing market. Rickert is depicted as wise, somewhat cynical, and grounded in
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Nick
a soccer game is being broadcast live on sky sports
Alt: Gerrard slip
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Nick
seriously mate no joking please just don't play again prem not suited to u pal your crap no hard feelings just not worked out @ David Olusoga.
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
seriously mate no joking please just don't play again prem not suited to u pal your crap no hard feelings just not worked out @ David Olusoga.
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Someone gif that Nick ‘oh fuck’ please. #CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Someone gif that Nick ‘oh fuck’ please. #CelebrityTraitors
Alan Carr. Icon.
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Alan Carr. Icon.
GET HIM OFF THE FIELD! THAT WERE DIABOLICAL!
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
GET HIM OFF THE FIELD! THAT WERE DIABOLICAL!
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Joe Marler lost the dressing room.
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Joe Marler lost the dressing room.
I did not approve this footage of my trips to the Turkish barber being released.
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I did not approve this footage of my trips to the Turkish barber being released.
This behaviour needs help or jail tbh. They’re ill or dangerous.
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
This behaviour needs help or jail tbh. They’re ill or dangerous.
James Milner would be a fresh-faced youngster in some other fields.
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
James Milner would be a fresh-faced youngster in some other fields.