Greg Johnson
@gregianjohnson.bsky.social
I used to be a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
Here we see an artist’s impression of a wild gregianjohnson attempting to say nice things to strangers.
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Here we see an artist’s impression of a wild gregianjohnson attempting to say nice things to strangers.
He’s getting Labour relegated.
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
He’s getting Labour relegated.
[violently clears nose while sucking air through teeth like a blown airlock] “No”
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
[violently clears nose while sucking air through teeth like a blown airlock] “No”
Alright, Zizek.
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Alright, Zizek.
The inverse of the Michael Caine/Muppets question.
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The inverse of the Michael Caine/Muppets question.
You’re right. Let’s base the new reimagining of Bond in the holiest city in Saudi Arabia.
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You’re right. Let’s base the new reimagining of Bond in the holiest city in Saudi Arabia.
007: SKREEONK!!!! GYAOON!!!!!!
“No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die.”
“No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die.”
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
007: SKREEONK!!!! GYAOON!!!!!!
“No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die.”
“No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die.”
Generational talent, this.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Generational talent, this.
I immediately came on here to find you hahaha
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I immediately came on here to find you hahaha
Yes that was a Haddaway bit.
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Yes that was a Haddaway bit.