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Betsy Wetsy
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decided to take the form of a grasshopper and stop pretending I have this life thing sorted out
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You never know if if helps anybody, like a new way to say I'm sorry or I love you or I love being sorry actually you're just guilty vehicles
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Was thinking about having a meltdown online but I see the bandwagon is full.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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#FakeNewsArt #EffnAye
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October 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Sorry I'm late, I stopped at Tractor Supply to buy steaks offa truck.
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Simply choosing to walk your own path is a hell of a lot easier than constantly covering your tracks.
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Several jellyfish don't even know they're haunted and the ones who do don't even know. It's still no excuse to just sting your texts and never get back to you
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I let the bodies hit the floor. There’s blood everywhere. What a mess.
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I’m no therapist, but maybe you should stop gauging how much you love someone by how many mental breakdowns they make you have.
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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when a friend shares with you the frightening details of their recent medical procedure be sure to interrupt them to tell them all about your own far less harrowing procedure seven years ago

people love that
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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your honor, this love shack lawsuit is completely without merit. as we will prove, the sign — although a bit faded — clearly stated “stay away fools”
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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I wonder how long I'll be chasing these bastards out of my yard?

The over is April, the under is December
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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it happens🤣
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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I went to prompt care for a lingering spider bite.

Good news, it’s not infected.

Bad news, I have no signs of super human strength.
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I’ve never thrown my head back while taking a couple of pills. Everything in film is a lie.
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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I’d wear matching Christmas pajamas with you
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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if you're cold they're cold. let the cold hot singles in your area in.
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Kind of amazing that many people believe autistic loves have no sense of humour..
as I laugh at everything you don’t “get” just as your stupid flies over my head

I am “seal laughing”
three seals are standing on a rock with their mouths wide open
Alt: three seals are standing on a rock with their mouths wide open laughing and clapping in a cartoon
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
my last night in Vietnam, as my mutuals heave a collective sigh of relief
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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why are limos the only vehicles that get to be stretch? how bout a stretch hearse? or a stretch school bus?
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Good morning Sky Crush
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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I’m at my best when I shut the fuck up.
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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This spray adhesive and I have something in common. We can both be aggressively tacky.
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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In the moonlight we move as if puppeted by stars and I don't like it either. Let's get tangled in the dim shadows of trees for a chance to break away from the ironically oppressive energy of magical nudity
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM