Rob Cee
@therobcee.bsky.social
All I wanted was a Pepsi.
Scranton, PA
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Rob Cee
@therobcee.bsky.social
· May 22
Pleased to report that I have, just recently, imagined all the people.
1926 saw a peaceful end to the long, bitter War of the Juice Stands when Red Julius and Yellow Julius merged to create Orange Julius.
December 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
1926 saw a peaceful end to the long, bitter War of the Juice Stands when Red Julius and Yellow Julius merged to create Orange Julius.
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Kicked out of doomsday cult on day 3 because I wouldn't shut up about having to wear the robe.
December 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Kicked out of doomsday cult on day 3 because I wouldn't shut up about having to wear the robe.
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Losing a loved one during the holidays is tough. My dad died during Shrimpfest
November 29, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Losing a loved one during the holidays is tough. My dad died during Shrimpfest
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
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Rest in peace, Brigitte Bardot.
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Rest in peace, Brigitte Bardot.
Tired of all the lies and illusions. Looking to stick my head between the velvety thighs of truth and flick the bean of enlightenment.
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Tired of all the lies and illusions. Looking to stick my head between the velvety thighs of truth and flick the bean of enlightenment.
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Norwegian military bases are called fjorts.
December 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Norwegian military bases are called fjorts.
Kohl’s displays are my favorite place to not find the price of the item I am looking at.
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Kohl’s displays are my favorite place to not find the price of the item I am looking at.
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throwing pizza into the pond until these turtles start doing kung fu
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
throwing pizza into the pond until these turtles start doing kung fu
Snack foods really went downhill when they stripped the chocolate off the pretzels.
December 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Snack foods really went downhill when they stripped the chocolate off the pretzels.
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Sorry I called rocks "feral bricks."
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Sorry I called rocks "feral bricks."
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Ending the Russia-Ukraine war by sitting down with Putin and Zelensky and going "Fellas cmon we're all 5'7" here"
December 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ending the Russia-Ukraine war by sitting down with Putin and Zelensky and going "Fellas cmon we're all 5'7" here"
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please doctor, it’s his foot. it’s really loose
December 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
please doctor, it’s his foot. it’s really loose
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[Alien family passing Earth]
*door lock noise*
*door lock noise*
July 27, 2023 at 3:29 PM
[Alien family passing Earth]
*door lock noise*
*door lock noise*
I would like to take this time to claim full responsibility for launching 91 drones at Vlad Putin's house this past weekend.
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I would like to take this time to claim full responsibility for launching 91 drones at Vlad Putin's house this past weekend.
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My wife is on a trip to New York and now I’m terrified she’s going to meet a day trader who’s never fully understood the meaning of Christmas or a Christmas tree farmer who’s never been to the big city or two crooks who want to rob a toy store she’s recently gotten lost in and grown an affinity for
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
My wife is on a trip to New York and now I’m terrified she’s going to meet a day trader who’s never fully understood the meaning of Christmas or a Christmas tree farmer who’s never been to the big city or two crooks who want to rob a toy store she’s recently gotten lost in and grown an affinity for
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Sorry I called God "fam" when I was saying grace.
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sorry I called God "fam" when I was saying grace.
Kicked out of doomsday cult on day 3 because I wouldn't shut up about having to wear the robe.
December 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Kicked out of doomsday cult on day 3 because I wouldn't shut up about having to wear the robe.
It's Thailand, Charlie Brown
It’s goatse and it’s internet lore, Charlie Brown
December 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It's Thailand, Charlie Brown
Norwegian military bases are called fjorts.
December 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Norwegian military bases are called fjorts.
Can't believe it's already new year's day in Australia.
December 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Can't believe it's already new year's day in Australia.
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Come say hi to Santa, sit on his lap, and tell him what you want for Christmas. (All Santa visitors must be at least 21 and have a current player's card.)
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Come say hi to Santa, sit on his lap, and tell him what you want for Christmas. (All Santa visitors must be at least 21 and have a current player's card.)
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SEASON'S GREASONS
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SEASON'S GREASONS
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God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen
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You will be visited by 3 ghosts
December 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You will be visited by 3 ghosts