Rob Cee
@therobcee.bsky.social
Sometimes I repeat myself sometimes.
Scranton, PA
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Rob Cee
@therobcee.bsky.social
· May 22
Pleased to report that I have, just recently, imagined all the people.
When I first heard of girl scout cookies as a kid, I was puzzled. I didn't think girl scouts had any involvement in cookies whatsoever because up until then, I had been raised to believe all cookies came from elves who live inside trees.
February 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
When I first heard of girl scout cookies as a kid, I was puzzled. I didn't think girl scouts had any involvement in cookies whatsoever because up until then, I had been raised to believe all cookies came from elves who live inside trees.
Wisconsin is just Minnesota's the Upside Down.
February 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Wisconsin is just Minnesota's the Upside Down.
Can't believe Count Chocula is in the Epstein files.
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Can't believe Count Chocula is in the Epstein files.
My confidence is so low that even if I were a ghost, I wouldn't believe in ghosts.
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 AM
My confidence is so low that even if I were a ghost, I wouldn't believe in ghosts.
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Licorice Pizza was about 2h10 longer than it needed to be
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Licorice Pizza was about 2h10 longer than it needed to be
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Everything I know about horses came from Budweiser commercials.
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Everything I know about horses came from Budweiser commercials.
Strangely, the "E" in Chuck E. Cheese stands for "Evenflow."
February 13, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Strangely, the "E" in Chuck E. Cheese stands for "Evenflow."
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Pam Bondi Threatens To Lower Age Of Consent to 12 Years If The Dow Hits 60,000
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Pam Bondi Threatens To Lower Age Of Consent to 12 Years If The Dow Hits 60,000
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Y'all think God ever looks at titties
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Y'all think God ever looks at titties
Don't know if these are really "flexes" or just me admitting that I am very old:
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Wrath of Khan (1982)
E.T. (1982)
Return of the Jedi (1983)
Karate Kid (1984)
Back To the Future (1985)
My biggest flex, though was seeing Song of The South(!) in a theater in like, 1982
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Wrath of Khan (1982)
E.T. (1982)
Return of the Jedi (1983)
Karate Kid (1984)
Back To the Future (1985)
My biggest flex, though was seeing Song of The South(!) in a theater in like, 1982
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Don't know if these are really "flexes" or just me admitting that I am very old:
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Wrath of Khan (1982)
E.T. (1982)
Return of the Jedi (1983)
Karate Kid (1984)
Back To the Future (1985)
My biggest flex, though was seeing Song of The South(!) in a theater in like, 1982
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Wrath of Khan (1982)
E.T. (1982)
Return of the Jedi (1983)
Karate Kid (1984)
Back To the Future (1985)
My biggest flex, though was seeing Song of The South(!) in a theater in like, 1982
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Ghislaine Maxwell Offers To Testify In Exchange For Clemency And A High Rise Apartment That Has No Balcony
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Ghislaine Maxwell Offers To Testify In Exchange For Clemency And A High Rise Apartment That Has No Balcony
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HER: you didn't use my shampoo again, did you?
ME: *shakes my head no but the luxurious bounce of my hair says otherwise*
ME: *shakes my head no but the luxurious bounce of my hair says otherwise*
December 1, 2024 at 3:34 PM
HER: you didn't use my shampoo again, did you?
ME: *shakes my head no but the luxurious bounce of my hair says otherwise*
ME: *shakes my head no but the luxurious bounce of my hair says otherwise*
Hard at work on my list of "Five Most Powerful Men Ever Named Genghis."
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Hard at work on my list of "Five Most Powerful Men Ever Named Genghis."
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The “nightmare scenario” for this year’s fall elections: I go to vote but forgot to study for the election, then I get a boner in front of the class and accidentally call the teacher “mom” and then all my teeth fall out
February 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The “nightmare scenario” for this year’s fall elections: I go to vote but forgot to study for the election, then I get a boner in front of the class and accidentally call the teacher “mom” and then all my teeth fall out
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freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose
February 11, 2026 at 12:59 AM
freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose
I think it's important you all know: I have never met Jeffrey Epstein in my life. But I have been to Pedophile Island. Jeff wasn't home at the time, but I hung out, played a little shuffleboard, ate some paella. Couldn't really stay, though. But yeah-- nice place, that Pedophile Island.
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I think it's important you all know: I have never met Jeffrey Epstein in my life. But I have been to Pedophile Island. Jeff wasn't home at the time, but I hung out, played a little shuffleboard, ate some paella. Couldn't really stay, though. But yeah-- nice place, that Pedophile Island.
Can't eat water chestnuts due to my crippling water nut allergy.
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Can't eat water chestnuts due to my crippling water nut allergy.
My hobbies include overthinking, underpreparing, and acting surprised when those things collide.
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 AM
My hobbies include overthinking, underpreparing, and acting surprised when those things collide.
Everything I know about horses came from Budweiser commercials.
February 9, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Everything I know about horses came from Budweiser commercials.
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every AI commercial was like “learn to use this so we can fire you”
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
every AI commercial was like “learn to use this so we can fire you”
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won a medal at the winter ozempics (the donut eating endurance event)
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
won a medal at the winter ozempics (the donut eating endurance event)
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"free gift"? what other kind of gift is there?
February 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"free gift"? what other kind of gift is there?
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There is no hotter planet in our solar system than planet "The Sun."
February 1, 2026 at 4:52 AM
There is no hotter planet in our solar system than planet "The Sun."