Rob Cee
@therobcee.bsky.social
Have a heart, artichoke.
Scranton, PA
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Rob Cee
@therobcee.bsky.social
· May 22
Pleased to report that I have, just recently, imagined all the people.
Sorry I called lighting a candle "fire practice."
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Sorry I called lighting a candle "fire practice."
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At the bar, hitting on college girls, telling them about the last episode of Rockford Files I watched.
November 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
At the bar, hitting on college girls, telling them about the last episode of Rockford Files I watched.
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No no, you misunderstand- I was complimenting you when I said you look like American Psycho.
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
No no, you misunderstand- I was complimenting you when I said you look like American Psycho.
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If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
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November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you're not on that first one, don't be cry. I'm making three and it's really difficult finding all my people at 6 am. Here's list two. Some of my best friends aren't on either of these and I know it. Hang in there, it's coming
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
go.bsky.app/3KzRR2m
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if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
Sorry I asked your friend from New Zealand, "Aren't you a little far from the Shire?"
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Sorry I asked your friend from New Zealand, "Aren't you a little far from the Shire?"
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I can’t believe I traded my soul for chicken soup.
September 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I can’t believe I traded my soul for chicken soup.
All businesses should have a display case of pies next to their register-- not just diners.
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
All businesses should have a display case of pies next to their register-- not just diners.
If the pope ever upsets me, he is going to regret it so hard when I take to the internet and refer to him as The Poop.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If the pope ever upsets me, he is going to regret it so hard when I take to the internet and refer to him as The Poop.
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geddy lee claps for the blue jays in 7/4 time
November 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
geddy lee claps for the blue jays in 7/4 time
Asking Dunkin right here and right now to put the spread & seasoning on the bottom of the bread and rename it Reverse Cowgirl Toast.
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Asking Dunkin right here and right now to put the spread & seasoning on the bottom of the bread and rename it Reverse Cowgirl Toast.
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most people stop listening to new music after they turn 30 but you have to make the effort to hate as many new artists as possible with what time you’ve got left
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
most people stop listening to new music after they turn 30 but you have to make the effort to hate as many new artists as possible with what time you’ve got left
Sad to wake up one day feeling like you could finally pull off wearing a vest, only to realize your best vest years are already behind you.
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Sad to wake up one day feeling like you could finally pull off wearing a vest, only to realize your best vest years are already behind you.
I was drunk and trying to say "foisted by my own petard," but it came out as "I'm petarded" instead.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I was drunk and trying to say "foisted by my own petard," but it came out as "I'm petarded" instead.
Explaining to a python that I wasn't belittling how he takes down his prey, I was merely offering some constrictive criticism.
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Explaining to a python that I wasn't belittling how he takes down his prey, I was merely offering some constrictive criticism.
What I lack in handsomeness I make up for in paleness and lethargy.
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
What I lack in handsomeness I make up for in paleness and lethargy.
Eydie Gorme: Blame it on the bossa nova.
The Bossa Nova: Wait, I can explain-
The Bossa Nova: Wait, I can explain-
November 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Eydie Gorme: Blame it on the bossa nova.
The Bossa Nova: Wait, I can explain-
The Bossa Nova: Wait, I can explain-
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I’m not a huge fan of pokémon or anything but yeah I would eat a pikachu
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I’m not a huge fan of pokémon or anything but yeah I would eat a pikachu
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eelectricity™
November 7, 2025 at 6:56 AM
eelectricity™
The future of electricity is in eels.
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The future of electricity is in eels.
At the bar, hitting on college girls, telling them about the last episode of Rockford Files I watched.
November 7, 2025 at 6:13 AM
At the bar, hitting on college girls, telling them about the last episode of Rockford Files I watched.
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Ocean's-11-style slow pan + zoom across the casino floor to me fighting a horse-sized duck
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ocean's-11-style slow pan + zoom across the casino floor to me fighting a horse-sized duck
Got kicked out of flight school for calling helicopters "whirly planes."
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Got kicked out of flight school for calling helicopters "whirly planes."
Stopped to use the bathroom earlier and I missed all of today's daylight.
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Stopped to use the bathroom earlier and I missed all of today's daylight.