Drew
@dmc1138.bsky.social
I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse.
My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach.
99% of these are recycled tweets.
My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach.
99% of these are recycled tweets.
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Drew
@dmc1138.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Instructor: "Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance?"
Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."
Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."
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What’s it called when you’re a people pleaser, but you also hate people? I’m that.
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
What’s it called when you’re a people pleaser, but you also hate people? I’m that.
What we really need is a government shut up.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What we really need is a government shut up.
Doomscrolling since 2005.
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Doomscrolling since 2005.
I've eaten my weight in fun-sized Snickers.
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I've eaten my weight in fun-sized Snickers.
Unpopular opinion and I’ll preface this by saying I normally love Tom Hanks, but I can’t stand the David S. Pumpkins sketches.
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Unpopular opinion and I’ll preface this by saying I normally love Tom Hanks, but I can’t stand the David S. Pumpkins sketches.
What’s it called when you’re a people pleaser, but you also hate people? I’m that.
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
What’s it called when you’re a people pleaser, but you also hate people? I’m that.
Can’t wait for pieces of the east wing to be available in the White House gift shop.
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Can’t wait for pieces of the east wing to be available in the White House gift shop.
Crazy to think how season 1 of Stranger Things came out in 1983.
October 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Crazy to think how season 1 of Stranger Things came out in 1983.
Spent the weekend in Savannah, and now I can’t stop saying y’all, y’all.
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Spent the weekend in Savannah, and now I can’t stop saying y’all, y’all.
What are we doing here?
October 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What are we doing here?
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Called in “deciphering Taylor Swift lyrics” this morning.
October 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Called in “deciphering Taylor Swift lyrics” this morning.
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may your humor be as dark as the skeletons in your closet
October 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
may your humor be as dark as the skeletons in your closet
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gonna start a discount cheese company called Gouda ‘Nuff Cheese
October 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
gonna start a discount cheese company called Gouda ‘Nuff Cheese
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why do the people in charge want to make life worse for everyone
October 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
why do the people in charge want to make life worse for everyone
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We're gonna need a bigger pill organizer
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
We're gonna need a bigger pill organizer
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The only thing keeping me tethered to reality are my 50 alarms.
October 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The only thing keeping me tethered to reality are my 50 alarms.
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No more Mr Nice Try*
*fails spectacularly
*fails spectacularly
October 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
No more Mr Nice Try*
*fails spectacularly
*fails spectacularly
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What bass is it when you mix up sports/sex format jokes with music ones?
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
What bass is it when you mix up sports/sex format jokes with music ones?
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Performance art, except it’s just me pretending I understand what’s going on
October 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Performance art, except it’s just me pretending I understand what’s going on
Called in “deciphering Taylor Swift lyrics” this morning.
October 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Called in “deciphering Taylor Swift lyrics” this morning.
🎶 The times they are a strangin’ 🎶
*harmonica solo*
*harmonica solo*
October 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
🎶 The times they are a strangin’ 🎶
*harmonica solo*
*harmonica solo*
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Anyone else avoid going into a clothing store because you’re wearing something you previously bought from that store and you’re afraid they’ll think you’re shoplifting?
September 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Anyone else avoid going into a clothing store because you’re wearing something you previously bought from that store and you’re afraid they’ll think you’re shoplifting?
The hardest part about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s divorce will be deciding who gets custody of their plastic surgeon.
October 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
The hardest part about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s divorce will be deciding who gets custody of their plastic surgeon.
Anyone else avoid going into a clothing store because you’re wearing something you previously bought from that store and you’re afraid they’ll think you’re shoplifting?
September 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Anyone else avoid going into a clothing store because you’re wearing something you previously bought from that store and you’re afraid they’ll think you’re shoplifting?
Please sign my petition to have humans added to the endangered species list.
September 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Please sign my petition to have humans added to the endangered species list.