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Drew
@dmc1138.bsky.social
I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse.
My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach.
99% of these are recycled tweets.
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Instructor: "Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance?"

Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."
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What’s it called when you’re a people pleaser, but you also hate people? I’m that.
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
What we really need is a government shut up.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Doomscrolling since 2005.
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I've eaten my weight in fun-sized Snickers.
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Unpopular opinion and I’ll preface this by saying I normally love Tom Hanks, but I can’t stand the David S. Pumpkins sketches.
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
What’s it called when you’re a people pleaser, but you also hate people? I’m that.
October 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Can’t wait for pieces of the east wing to be available in the White House gift shop.
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Crazy to think how season 1 of Stranger Things came out in 1983.
October 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Spent the weekend in Savannah, and now I can’t stop saying y’all, y’all.
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
What are we doing here?
October 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Called in “deciphering Taylor Swift lyrics” this morning.
October 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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may your humor be as dark as the skeletons in your closet
October 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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gonna start a discount cheese company called Gouda ‘Nuff Cheese
October 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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why do the people in charge want to make life worse for everyone
October 3, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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We're gonna need a bigger pill organizer
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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The only thing keeping me tethered to reality are my 50 alarms.
October 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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No more Mr Nice Try*

*fails spectacularly
October 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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What bass is it when you mix up sports/sex format jokes with music ones?
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Performance art, except it’s just me pretending I understand what’s going on
October 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Called in “deciphering Taylor Swift lyrics” this morning.
October 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
🎶 The times they are a strangin’ 🎶

*harmonica solo*
October 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Anyone else avoid going into a clothing store because you’re wearing something you previously bought from that store and you’re afraid they’ll think you’re shoplifting?
September 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The hardest part about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s divorce will be deciding who gets custody of their plastic surgeon.
October 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Anyone else avoid going into a clothing store because you’re wearing something you previously bought from that store and you’re afraid they’ll think you’re shoplifting?
September 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Please sign my petition to have humans added to the endangered species list.
September 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM