Torsion Harm (yes that’s my Halloween name)
@torsionham.bsky.social
Envisioner of the Planet Of The Horses. Veteran potato observer. Sample text. Profile pic by @frovo.bsky.social
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Psst kid, wanna buy some... [opens trench coat, briefcases fall out and trench coats spill out of the briefcases]
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using a mechanical contraption to physically force the horse to drink the water i just lead it to, before putting on goggles and diving into the water to look it in the mouth as it drinks, for it was a gift horse
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
using a mechanical contraption to physically force the horse to drink the water i just lead it to, before putting on goggles and diving into the water to look it in the mouth as it drinks, for it was a gift horse
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ME, NOW: What a pleasant autumn’s day
ME, LATER THIS EVENING: Ah. It would appear the Moisture has returned
ME, LATER THIS EVENING: Ah. It would appear the Moisture has returned
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
ME, NOW: What a pleasant autumn’s day
ME, LATER THIS EVENING: Ah. It would appear the Moisture has returned
ME, LATER THIS EVENING: Ah. It would appear the Moisture has returned
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Reminder: give me twelve thousand dollars
April 29, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Reminder: give me twelve thousand dollars
ME, NOW: What a pleasant autumn’s day
ME, LATER THIS EVENING: Ah. It would appear the Moisture has returned
ME, LATER THIS EVENING: Ah. It would appear the Moisture has returned
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
ME, NOW: What a pleasant autumn’s day
ME, LATER THIS EVENING: Ah. It would appear the Moisture has returned
ME, LATER THIS EVENING: Ah. It would appear the Moisture has returned
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the BBC should apologise with a montage of all the times Trump showed support for 6 Jan and they should get the person who does the end of World Cup montage to do it
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
the BBC should apologise with a montage of all the times Trump showed support for 6 Jan and they should get the person who does the end of World Cup montage to do it
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Sometimes I just love to be on a Scottish oil rig in the seventies that is being attacked by some unknown organic substance/creature causing my crewmates to become mutated monsters
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Sometimes I just love to be on a Scottish oil rig in the seventies that is being attacked by some unknown organic substance/creature causing my crewmates to become mutated monsters
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I've just invented a new product that's like bubble wrap but each bubble contains a tiny portion of french onion soup. There is no market for this product and it's very difficult to manufacture. My business model is "buy it or I'll attack you"
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I've just invented a new product that's like bubble wrap but each bubble contains a tiny portion of french onion soup. There is no market for this product and it's very difficult to manufacture. My business model is "buy it or I'll attack you"
It is once again that time of day when you learn against your will that I am pooping
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It is once again that time of day when you learn against your will that I am pooping
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[walks into barbershop]
hello, yes i would like to purchase your services - specifically the ones regarding severing the hairs on my head
hello, yes i would like to purchase your services - specifically the ones regarding severing the hairs on my head
November 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
[walks into barbershop]
hello, yes i would like to purchase your services - specifically the ones regarding severing the hairs on my head
hello, yes i would like to purchase your services - specifically the ones regarding severing the hairs on my head
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it's true you can get in a lot of places by wearing a high viz vest. but have you thought of wearing a *low* viz vest??
October 24, 2024 at 8:22 PM
it's true you can get in a lot of places by wearing a high viz vest. but have you thought of wearing a *low* viz vest??
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If you do nothing, Chekhov's gun won't go off in the third act, however if you pull the lever the trolley will shift tracks causing the number of parts in the ship of Theseus to double every two years
October 30, 2024 at 7:04 PM
If you do nothing, Chekhov's gun won't go off in the third act, however if you pull the lever the trolley will shift tracks causing the number of parts in the ship of Theseus to double every two years
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*whispering "see you soon" to my pajamas as I put them away after my morning shower*
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
*whispering "see you soon" to my pajamas as I put them away after my morning shower*
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I love to go to a Web-Page and fight for my very life just to view the content therein.
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I love to go to a Web-Page and fight for my very life just to view the content therein.
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(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
(seeing a bible chapter and verse sticker on a car window in traffic) oh cool. i'll be sure to go home and look that up. and then, believe in it
Ocean's-11-style slow pan + zoom across the casino floor to me fighting a horse-sized duck
November 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ocean's-11-style slow pan + zoom across the casino floor to me fighting a horse-sized duck
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
Five Horses Trapped In Cabal Car
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Five Horses Trapped In Cabal Car
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the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care