Benny Feldman
@feldfrog.bsky.social
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Anyway I'm back. Gonna focus here again. Twitter is truly so evil and just bloated with nazis and disinformation
Honey your oeuvre is showing
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Honey your oeuvre is showing
Full ep youtu.be/9Q8hn_k8pb8
Stand Up Comedy with Tourette's with Benny Feldman
YouTube video by Adam Conover
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Full ep youtu.be/9Q8hn_k8pb8
I went on Adam Conover's podcast and talked about comedy and stuff
February 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I went on Adam Conover's podcast and talked about comedy and stuff
First they came for my neighbor and I was like damn thatโs crazy. Then they came for me and I was like Ah shit shit shit shit fuck
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
First they came for my neighbor and I was like damn thatโs crazy. Then they came for me and I was like Ah shit shit shit shit fuck
Itโs just a joke dude. Itโs just a form of speech. Speech doesnโt communicate ideas
February 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Itโs just a joke dude. Itโs just a form of speech. Speech doesnโt communicate ideas
Itโs just a joke dude. I donโt actually mean the surface level ideas. Just the secondary implied ones
February 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Itโs just a joke dude. I donโt actually mean the surface level ideas. Just the secondary implied ones
Itโs just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That Iโm just reinforcing ๐
February 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Itโs just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That Iโm just reinforcing ๐
Hey man, itโs just a joke. Which, as we all know, is a form of speech in a vacuum, devoid of meaning
February 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Hey man, itโs just a joke. Which, as we all know, is a form of speech in a vacuum, devoid of meaning
Joke about Philadelphia
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Joke about Philadelphia
One door leads to safety, the other door leads to death. One guard only tells the truth, the other guard only tells lies. You may ask only one question.
โwhat are you, the door brothersโ
โwhat are you, the door brothersโ
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
One door leads to safety, the other door leads to death. One guard only tells the truth, the other guard only tells lies. You may ask only one question.
โwhat are you, the door brothersโ
โwhat are you, the door brothersโ
Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brotherโs repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption
February 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brotherโs repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption
Itโs interesting how thereโs a My Ideas shaped hole in the zeitgeist
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Itโs interesting how thereโs a My Ideas shaped hole in the zeitgeist
Obama whispering to himself right after his inauguration in 2009: and so begins the Obama era
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Obama whispering to himself right after his inauguration in 2009: and so begins the Obama era
My phrenologist gave me a note for school that says I wonโt be able to understand math class
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
My phrenologist gave me a note for school that says I wonโt be able to understand math class
Making a sandcastle is much like ruling a real castle. You are under constant threat from your siblings
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Making a sandcastle is much like ruling a real castle. You are under constant threat from your siblings
(pulling apart yin and yang) break it up break it up
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
(pulling apart yin and yang) break it up break it up
The Door Brothers
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
The Door Brothers
Reposted by Benny Feldman
Anyway I'm back. Gonna focus here again. Twitter is truly so evil and just bloated with nazis and disinformation
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Anyway I'm back. Gonna focus here again. Twitter is truly so evil and just bloated with nazis and disinformation
They should have commercials for oatmeal, like they do for cereal, with a wacky cartoon Quaker. The kids keep trying to take it from him, but he canโt fight back for religious reasons
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
They should have commercials for oatmeal, like they do for cereal, with a wacky cartoon Quaker. The kids keep trying to take it from him, but he canโt fight back for religious reasons
You should be able to add Woke as an elemental power to a sword
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
You should be able to add Woke as an elemental power to a sword
Honestly, sometimes when I step into my spectacular imaginarium, I only simulate a rather mild fantasy
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Honestly, sometimes when I step into my spectacular imaginarium, I only simulate a rather mild fantasy
Airplanes were inspired by birds. Not flightless birds tho. Those likely inspired cars
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Airplanes were inspired by birds. Not flightless birds tho. Those likely inspired cars
If planet of the apes hosted the olympics, the opening ceremony would go crazy
February 12, 2026 at 4:40 AM
If planet of the apes hosted the olympics, the opening ceremony would go crazy