Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
RiffTrax Writer / Producer
Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)
Los Angeles (born and raised in Appalachia)
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Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
· Sep 23
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
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Gavin Newsom came to life when somebody fed a billboard for a personal injury attorney after midnight.
May 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Gavin Newsom came to life when somebody fed a billboard for a personal injury attorney after midnight.
NBC is really committed to running “Snoop is at the Olympics” as firmly into the ground as possible, huh.
February 13, 2026 at 5:40 AM
NBC is really committed to running “Snoop is at the Olympics” as firmly into the ground as possible, huh.
Heated Rivalry 2: The Hanson Brothers' Awakening
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Heated Rivalry 2: The Hanson Brothers' Awakening
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In addition to lending us his talents on-screen, Trace Beaulieu will be art director for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
February 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
In addition to lending us his talents on-screen, Trace Beaulieu will be art director for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
Dog got skunked this morning. My life is skunk smell now.
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Dog got skunked this morning. My life is skunk smell now.
Curling on the TVs at the bar… suddenly everybody’s a goddamn expert.
February 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Curling on the TVs at the bar… suddenly everybody’s a goddamn expert.
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The young'uns that were hired for the previous MST3K reboot were all very talented, and did a great job, but this time around the concept is, "What if we gave the old farts from the original show a shot?" Why not, right? I think it's gonna be fun.
We're SO excited to announce Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff will be the guest bad guys on the fourth and final show of this run. In addition to that, Trace and Frank will be cowriting this episode along with the RiffTrax gang. We're over the moon!
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The young'uns that were hired for the previous MST3K reboot were all very talented, and did a great job, but this time around the concept is, "What if we gave the old farts from the original show a shot?" Why not, right? I think it's gonna be fun.
Folks, we've got Trace & Frank sign.
THE MADS ARE BACK! Full details here:
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February 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Folks, we've got Trace & Frank sign.
I’m about to medal in microwaving a chocolate chip cookie and putting vanilla ice cream on it.
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I’m about to medal in microwaving a chocolate chip cookie and putting vanilla ice cream on it.
Bluesky wouldn't load and I immediately rushed to other sites to see if It Had Happened.
February 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Bluesky wouldn't load and I immediately rushed to other sites to see if It Had Happened.
You can see how it's difficult for Dems to push back against the right's powerful message of "shut up and die of the measles, you pigs."
February 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
You can see how it's difficult for Dems to push back against the right's powerful message of "shut up and die of the measles, you pigs."
Happy to say DEATHSPORT will be one of our MST3K episodes! It features way more David Carradine riding a motorcycle in a loincloth than most other movies.
In 1978, David Carradine starred in a Roger Corman produced post-apocalyptic feature from the director of Caddy Shack II. In 2026, it will be one of the four films covered in The RiffTrax Experiments! It's time for Deathsport!
Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter
Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter
February 9, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Happy to say DEATHSPORT will be one of our MST3K episodes! It features way more David Carradine riding a motorcycle in a loincloth than most other movies.
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Imagining a guy who’s mad that Bad Bunny did the halftime show in Spanish instead of Quenya, the tongue of the high elves of Valinor.
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Imagining a guy who’s mad that Bad Bunny did the halftime show in Spanish instead of Quenya, the tongue of the high elves of Valinor.
Reposted by Sean Thomason
In honor of the Kickstarter launch for Mystery Science Theater 3000: The RiffTrax Experiments, I created three new pieces!
Check out the Kickstarter at: kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/
@rifftrax.com
Check out the Kickstarter at: kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/
@rifftrax.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
In honor of the Kickstarter launch for Mystery Science Theater 3000: The RiffTrax Experiments, I created three new pieces!
Check out the Kickstarter at: kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/
@rifftrax.com
Check out the Kickstarter at: kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/
@rifftrax.com
I remember reading a short story in elementary school about kids in Puerto Rico sledding down grassy hills on giant leaves and thinking it sounded like an awesome place. Fortunately a story like that would now be flagged as inappropriate for children and removed from library shelves.
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I remember reading a short story in elementary school about kids in Puerto Rico sledding down grassy hills on giant leaves and thinking it sounded like an awesome place. Fortunately a story like that would now be flagged as inappropriate for children and removed from library shelves.
Imagining a guy who’s mad that Bad Bunny did the halftime show in Spanish instead of Quenya, the tongue of the high elves of Valinor.
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Imagining a guy who’s mad that Bad Bunny did the halftime show in Spanish instead of Quenya, the tongue of the high elves of Valinor.
The real thrill of the Olympics is every time I look at my phone I’m ignoring the most important 90 seconds of a person’s life.
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The real thrill of the Olympics is every time I look at my phone I’m ignoring the most important 90 seconds of a person’s life.
I think what MAGA guys fear most about the halftime show is their wives being exposed to Bad Bunny for the first time.
February 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I think what MAGA guys fear most about the halftime show is their wives being exposed to Bad Bunny for the first time.
Am I the only one seeing these Pacifico ad campaigns telling their story, that some surfers “discovered” the beer while in Mexico. As if there weren’t people making the beer, as if it just welled up from the ground.
February 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Am I the only one seeing these Pacifico ad campaigns telling their story, that some surfers “discovered” the beer while in Mexico. As if there weren’t people making the beer, as if it just welled up from the ground.
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
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Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
July 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Tuning into Olympics coverage takes me from “who is Hashimoto?” to, three minutes later: “wow, this really isn’t like Hashimoto.”
I’d like to think that if I got loudly booed just for being at the Olympics I would maybe rethink some things.
February 7, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I’d like to think that if I got loudly booed just for being at the Olympics I would maybe rethink some things.
It was a lot of fun putting this one together. Turkish Star Wars, Flash Gordon, Masters of the Universe, and a shitload of Ewoks all in the house.
Star Wars ripoffs come in all shapes and sizes and we have mashed them together for your riffing enjoyment! Hunks Of Junk is now available! rifftrax.com/hunks-of-junk
February 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
It was a lot of fun putting this one together. Turkish Star Wars, Flash Gordon, Masters of the Universe, and a shitload of Ewoks all in the house.
Simply cannot believe that Trump, who launched his entire political career by being racist about Obama, would ever post a racist video about the Obamas.
February 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Simply cannot believe that Trump, who launched his entire political career by being racist about Obama, would ever post a racist video about the Obamas.