Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
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Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
· Sep 23
Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
When someone is gormless, it’s like damn dude… get some gorm.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
When someone is gormless, it’s like damn dude… get some gorm.
I haven't been on twitter in over a year but it seems like Musk has transformed it into a powerful platform devoted to proving he's the most embarrassing person who's ever lived.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I haven't been on twitter in over a year but it seems like Musk has transformed it into a powerful platform devoted to proving he's the most embarrassing person who's ever lived.
It'd be nice if our leaders stopped acting like this guy was some impossible-to-defeat Alexander the Great type instead of a big wet idiot.
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It'd be nice if our leaders stopped acting like this guy was some impossible-to-defeat Alexander the Great type instead of a big wet idiot.
Goes without saying there shouldn’t be trillionaires. Trillion should just be for fake stuff, like a little kid saying “oh yeah? well I love cookies times a TRILLION!”
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Goes without saying there shouldn’t be trillionaires. Trillion should just be for fake stuff, like a little kid saying “oh yeah? well I love cookies times a TRILLION!”
My school banned Magic: the Gathering two weeks after we started playing in the cafeteria at lunch, but the Suicide Encouragement App is still available on every device worldwide.
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My school banned Magic: the Gathering two weeks after we started playing in the cafeteria at lunch, but the Suicide Encouragement App is still available on every device worldwide.
“It looks like you’re trying to do pushups on this mat. Would you like help with that?”
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“It looks like you’re trying to do pushups on this mat. Would you like help with that?”
I got into Talking Heads in high school and played Fear of Music for a friend, he said "This guy's afraid of everything. Why would you listen to this? AC/DC would kick this guy's ass." We all have our own criteria for evaluating art, and they're all valid.
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I got into Talking Heads in high school and played Fear of Music for a friend, he said "This guy's afraid of everything. Why would you listen to this? AC/DC would kick this guy's ass." We all have our own criteria for evaluating art, and they're all valid.
Clearly the rushed getaway of the poisoner.
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Clearly the rushed getaway of the poisoner.
If someone threw a sandwich at me I’d catch it in my mouth and swallow it whole, like a cartoon dog. Skill issue.
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If someone threw a sandwich at me I’d catch it in my mouth and swallow it whole, like a cartoon dog. Skill issue.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles followed by Tommy Boy… you’re not gonna find a better comfort movie doubleheader for fall. Scientists have tried, and they’ve failed.
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles followed by Tommy Boy… you’re not gonna find a better comfort movie doubleheader for fall. Scientists have tried, and they’ve failed.
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I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
You know Trump’s about to post some of the most “I’m not owned!” shit of all time.
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
You know Trump’s about to post some of the most “I’m not owned!” shit of all time.
Thank you to my home county, Wise County, for *squinting at chart* technically shifting blue!
(Not really dismissing, even this is a big deal there, trust me. Also that’s a lot of voter turnout in a very small county)
(Not really dismissing, even this is a big deal there, trust me. Also that’s a lot of voter turnout in a very small county)
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Thank you to my home county, Wise County, for *squinting at chart* technically shifting blue!
(Not really dismissing, even this is a big deal there, trust me. Also that’s a lot of voter turnout in a very small county)
(Not really dismissing, even this is a big deal there, trust me. Also that’s a lot of voter turnout in a very small county)
It’s kind of heartwarming how everyone gets a little bit religious when they imagine a terrible person going to hell.
November 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It’s kind of heartwarming how everyone gets a little bit religious when they imagine a terrible person going to hell.
I voted... and I vote.
November 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I voted... and I vote.
More like Chick Daney! At least, that’s what I’d call him in our private moments. Oh how he’d laugh. Farewell, sweet friend.
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
More like Chick Daney! At least, that’s what I’d call him in our private moments. Oh how he’d laugh. Farewell, sweet friend.
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It's called Of Mice and Men but then it's all about petting RABBITS? Pretty sloppy stuff from so-called "great writer" John Steinbeck.
November 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's called Of Mice and Men but then it's all about petting RABBITS? Pretty sloppy stuff from so-called "great writer" John Steinbeck.
Clip my fingernails today? No, no: must save some excitement for tomorrow.
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Clip my fingernails today? No, no: must save some excitement for tomorrow.
That little guy on the right in the green sweater is Mark Ruffalo, who made his film debut in Mirror Mirror 2: Raven Dance. It was all downhill for him from there.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, why did they make a sequel to Mirror Mirror? Well, you can find out with RiffTrax. New horror riff just in time for Halloween! www.rifftrax.com/mirror-mirro...
Mirror Mirror 2: Raven Dance
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, why the hell did they make a sequel to a movie as stupid as the original Mirror Mirror? Mirror Mirror 2 starts with the mirror vaporizing an obnoxious punk band, fronted
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November 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
That little guy on the right in the green sweater is Mark Ruffalo, who made his film debut in Mirror Mirror 2: Raven Dance. It was all downhill for him from there.
It's called Of Mice and Men but then it's all about petting RABBITS? Pretty sloppy stuff from so-called "great writer" John Steinbeck.
November 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's called Of Mice and Men but then it's all about petting RABBITS? Pretty sloppy stuff from so-called "great writer" John Steinbeck.
"Never fear, popular candidates who win elections are not the future of the Democratic Party."
Hakeem Jeffries says Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic Party.
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"Never fear, popular candidates who win elections are not the future of the Democratic Party."
In one sense I can't believe there's only two months left in this year, in another sense this Trump administration has lasted 40,000 lifetimes.
November 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
In one sense I can't believe there's only two months left in this year, in another sense this Trump administration has lasted 40,000 lifetimes.
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Maybe try letting your clocks think for themselves for once.
March 10, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Maybe try letting your clocks think for themselves for once.
Looks like the kids finally got Freddy. Tough break man.
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Looks like the kids finally got Freddy. Tough break man.