Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
RiffTrax Writer / Producer
Los Angeles
Los Angeles
“It looks like you’re trying to do pushups on this mat. Would you like help with that?”
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
“It looks like you’re trying to do pushups on this mat. Would you like help with that?”
Looks like the kids finally got Freddy. Tough break man.
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Looks like the kids finally got Freddy. Tough break man.
See I told you guys
November 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
See I told you guys
My costume is “guy who owns this jacket”
October 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My costume is “guy who owns this jacket”
The ID4 presidency
October 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The ID4 presidency
Linus said snitches get stitches and fuck ICE.
October 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Linus said snitches get stitches and fuck ICE.
See @kiefonilsson.com invested and has already turned 5 of his dollars into 5 of my dollars! Be smart, be like Kiefo.
October 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
See @kiefonilsson.com invested and has already turned 5 of his dollars into 5 of my dollars! Be smart, be like Kiefo.
Oh great now my dog won’t shut up about how the flow of information shapes everything and also for some reason the history of alchemy 😑
October 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Oh great now my dog won’t shut up about how the flow of information shapes everything and also for some reason the history of alchemy 😑
How about a moment of appreciation for a true king. An unsung hero.
September 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
How about a moment of appreciation for a true king. An unsung hero.
If anyone’s been looking for a copy of The Hobbit in Esperanto, it’s at Iliad bookshop in Burbank.
September 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If anyone’s been looking for a copy of The Hobbit in Esperanto, it’s at Iliad bookshop in Burbank.
Lovely evening at Dodger Stadium despite a ridiculous StubHub fuckup that nearly ruined our night and pretty much guaranteed I won’t use them again 🧢
September 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Lovely evening at Dodger Stadium despite a ridiculous StubHub fuckup that nearly ruined our night and pretty much guaranteed I won’t use them again 🧢
In light of recent evens, and my principles, I've made the difficult choice to quit the lead role in the planned series Young Nien Nunb.
September 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
In light of recent evens, and my principles, I've made the difficult choice to quit the lead role in the planned series Young Nien Nunb.
Counterprogramming all the new Oasis concert shirts with my Pulp concert shirt. Britpop representation is honestly so important.
September 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Counterprogramming all the new Oasis concert shirts with my Pulp concert shirt. Britpop representation is honestly so important.
Announcement delayed due to some technical difficulties.
September 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Announcement delayed due to some technical difficulties.
Using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
“Pray tell, what eldritch horror comes knocking upon the screened door?” - my dog
August 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
“Pray tell, what eldritch horror comes knocking upon the screened door?” - my dog
Cowboy met his first praying mantis and looked at me like “what the fuck is this?” Fair question tbh.
August 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Cowboy met his first praying mantis and looked at me like “what the fuck is this?” Fair question tbh.
Oof. Forgot about this one.
August 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Oof. Forgot about this one.
Getting all the vaccines I can because I hear they’re about to become limited edition rare collector’s items.
August 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Getting all the vaccines I can because I hear they’re about to become limited edition rare collector’s items.