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Seth Rosenthal
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I want what they have
January 23, 2026 at 12:16 AM
i eagerly await a return to 90s-era hypersincere collective enviro-optimism. i'm talkin Free Willy. i'm talkin Return to Pooh Corner. i'm talking Mariah's "There's Got To Be a Way." pandas. trees. sus4 chords. shouting WOO! during the bridge. once we crush ICE we'll be ready
January 22, 2026 at 1:30 PM
the thing about the Knicks is that I love all the players on this team and I want them to just stay together and figure it out
January 22, 2026 at 1:31 AM
selling intellectual property door-to-door

opening my trenchcoat to reveal pockets upon pockets of IP in different shapes and sizes

sir! sir! how would you and your family like to try the latest and greatest intellectual property?
January 21, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Episode 1 of Regular Season has dropped! In it I talk to @sethrosenthal.bsky.social about an eminently forgettable NBA game from November of 1997, missing out on hookups in college because you're blogging about a Knicks-Bobcats game, and the current state of sports media.
Regular Season Ep. 1: Knicks 104 Grizzlies 84 (11/23/97) with Seth Rosenthal of SB Nation
It doesn't get much more meaningless than a pre-Thanksgiving NBA game, unless that is it's your first trip to MSG and you get to meet Clyde Frazier.
open.substack.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
they're making me the new global hegemon. honestly don't have time for this but i'll do what i can
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
at some point recently Walt Frazier acquired internet access and someone needs to take that away before he gets himself fired
January 19, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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this is the most ridiculous thing

we could make life enormously less stressful and awful by simply Not Doing Any Of This

call off the ICE goons, rescind the tariffs, stop threatening Greenland

just stop it! problem(s) solved!
every single goddam crisis happening right now is self imposed
January 19, 2026 at 5:54 PM
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
shitty drawings represent one of humanity’s loveliest tendencies. If you send me a sterile glossy AI mock-up of something that could have been am adorable napkin sketch I feel sorry for both of us
I will respect the first sports writer who hand draws shitty conceptual art about their little bits of color they post on social media
January 18, 2026 at 6:04 PM
cool that we as a nation just don’t predict the weather accurately anymore
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 PM
🫡
Twenty years ago today, we launched an NBA podcast called The Basketball Jones. Then it was The Starters. Now, No Dunks.

I'd like to think we had a small hand in shaping sports television/podcasting, and a larger hand in growing the game.

Thanks for listening and watching. 💜
January 18, 2026 at 2:11 PM
said this before but I am an absolute sucker for this Knicks Alumni Night stuff. are you fucking kidding me
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 AM
“What one does with nazis is kill them”
January 15, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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I am making a direct appeal to Cobra Commander:
January 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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i had a wonderful time talking with @vicmmic.bsky.social about disaster movies, birds, the weather, and their many exciting projects out right now pvguide.ghost.io/vic-michaeli...
Vic Michaelis talks spy stories, birds, the weather, and the process behind VIP
“Don't come to my house, knocking on my door, going 'Less birds, please'”
pvguide.ghost.io
January 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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I would like to ask every member of the government talking about ICE reforms why they have the slightest confidence ICE would even adopt or adhere to any of them
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
half of piano tutorial YouTube is useful tips and theory and the other half is 20 minute videos called HOW COME NO ONE TAUGHT ME THIS MEMORIZATION HACK??! (PERFECT SKILLS IN 18 MINUTES) that explain how the notes are in alphabetical order
January 14, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Seth Predicts:

Anthony Davis will not get surgery this season
January 13, 2026 at 6:22 PM
lol hell ya. Nozlee's in, so I'm on board

gourmetmagazine.net
January 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
it's not a prerequisite that the guy who explains how toasters work be of sound morals, but it's nice that he is
There's hardly a meaningful distinction between ICE and the Gestapo at this point and we might as well confront that.

No reforming an institution which became the gestapo. It must be destroyed.
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
i think my favorite bit i've ever done that no one else found funny was documenting every single time @edmundlee.bsky.social walked from the Broad Street office over to the stock exchange to go on CNBC in 2017
January 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
writing og anunoby into my will. you can have it all og
January 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
in order to repel the Nazi senior national team, we must trust and respect the local Nazi JV squad
State and local law enforcement know the communities they serve. They’ve built the trust and know how to keep us safe.

As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
January 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
every animal is a doggy
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM