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| they/them/their |
| internet is my hobby |
| does the cusses |
| butthole lazer fantasizer |
| member of the We Do Not Care Club |
| they/them/their |
| internet is my hobby |
| does the cusses |
| butthole lazer fantasizer |
| member of the We Do Not Care Club |
she's got a type
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
she's got a type
whoa black betty
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
whoa black betty
current coffee chalice
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
current coffee chalice
when u toot n ur brain goes
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
when u toot n ur brain goes
the beans connoisseur has logged on
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
the beans connoisseur has logged on
we have 4 lol
• Betty; pictured above
• Matilda; she's earlier on the timeline
• Stewie (short for Stubert); he is a void boi
• Nicholas; a magnificent mittened orange flaff prince as evidenced below
• Betty; pictured above
• Matilda; she's earlier on the timeline
• Stewie (short for Stubert); he is a void boi
• Nicholas; a magnificent mittened orange flaff prince as evidenced below
October 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
we have 4 lol
• Betty; pictured above
• Matilda; she's earlier on the timeline
• Stewie (short for Stubert); he is a void boi
• Nicholas; a magnificent mittened orange flaff prince as evidenced below
• Betty; pictured above
• Matilda; she's earlier on the timeline
• Stewie (short for Stubert); he is a void boi
• Nicholas; a magnificent mittened orange flaff prince as evidenced below
textin with da wife during work hours earlier
![Text exchange:
Sender:
You: we need more cats
Me: screaming on mute in a meeting at Betty
[attached is a photo of a small black cat up on a shelf of tchochkes]
Reply: Yeah, well, we still need more cats](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lnqwe7sx47uovorpmwoghzao/bafkreibve75ieih2y3sdpmpdhbffk4are26fo2v42qge55txtxbrtvtdaa@jpeg)
October 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
textin with da wife during work hours earlier
She's not always a precious angel, sometimes she's a gremlin demon
October 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
She's not always a precious angel, sometimes she's a gremlin demon
she is forcing me to log on (give her pets)
October 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
she is forcing me to log on (give her pets)
"been thinkin bout thos beans"
October 12, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"been thinkin bout thos beans"
I'm a fan of the DVD screensaver myself
October 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm a fan of the DVD screensaver myself
oh no a second orb has descended
October 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
oh no a second orb has descended
I thought I lost this comic forever and just found it buried in my backup photos
yay to being a digital packrat
yay to being a digital packrat
October 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I thought I lost this comic forever and just found it buried in my backup photos
yay to being a digital packrat
yay to being a digital packrat
if you like ladybugs, here's a neat one I took a picture of back in 2014
October 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
if you like ladybugs, here's a neat one I took a picture of back in 2014
it manifests in many ways
September 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
it manifests in many ways
It's actually a nice one!
September 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It's actually a nice one!
idk that stupid statue looks flammable as hell
just saying stuff about things
stuff and things
just saying stuff about things
stuff and things
September 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
idk that stupid statue looks flammable as hell
just saying stuff about things
stuff and things
just saying stuff about things
stuff and things
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't grunge
September 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't grunge
I always think of this, from The Expanse
September 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I always think of this, from The Expanse