slacey AKA The Christmas Creep
@skilletqueso.com
threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
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telling my kids this was dude perfect
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
telling my kids this was dude perfect
hey folks? is it bad if the head of trust and safety makes you feel less safe?
First I’m sorry that you had such tragic experiences. That’s horrific.
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
hey folks? is it bad if the head of trust and safety makes you feel less safe?
decorating the tree in style
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
decorating the tree in style
me 2 hours ago: i should probably work on that coding project
me now: welp all caught up with bluesky
me now: welp all caught up with bluesky
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
me 2 hours ago: i should probably work on that coding project
me now: welp all caught up with bluesky
me now: welp all caught up with bluesky
breaking news: the muppet scooter is among those implicated in the newly released epstein emails ☹️
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
breaking news: the muppet scooter is among those implicated in the newly released epstein emails ☹️
once again, i don't trust anyone that has strong opinions on the proper definition of pedophile
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
once again, i don't trust anyone that has strong opinions on the proper definition of pedophile
fun new type of poster who decides to search for people losing weight and shame them
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
fun new type of poster who decides to search for people losing weight and shame them
thanks, helpful
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
thanks, helpful
vaxxed? ☹️
US Mint will press the final penny today as the 1-cent coin gets canceled
US Mint will press the final penny today as the 1-cent coin gets canceled
Back in 1793, a penny could get you a biscuit, a candle or a piece of candy. These days, many sit in drawers or glass jars and are basically cast aside or collected as lucky keepsakes.
www.1011now.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
vaxxed? ☹️
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good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
November 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
good news, my therapist said I'm cured and to never contact her again
also on a happy note: I'M OVERWEIGHT
bmi is a fairly bullshit metric it's still a yardstick and i just crossed that threshhold out of obese into overweight territory.
bmi is a fairly bullshit metric it's still a yardstick and i just crossed that threshhold out of obese into overweight territory.
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
also on a happy note: I'M OVERWEIGHT
bmi is a fairly bullshit metric it's still a yardstick and i just crossed that threshhold out of obese into overweight territory.
bmi is a fairly bullshit metric it's still a yardstick and i just crossed that threshhold out of obese into overweight territory.
the christmas creep starts earlier and earlier each year
the christmas creep:
the christmas creep:
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
the christmas creep starts earlier and earlier each year
the christmas creep:
the christmas creep:
the fun part is we don't know because you won't tell us. it's a fun little game where you all ban someone and we get to try and figure out why
unless of course it's because it was a bot that caught you liking porn. then we do know what the ban was for
unless of course it's because it was a bot that caught you liking porn. then we do know what the ban was for
False attribution. If a person is suspended it is because of their identity? Could it not be because of their content? I wrote about it here aaron.leaflet.pub/3m52nqqmk322v
Moderating With Humans, For Humans - Trust Issues
aaron.leaflet.pub
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
the fun part is we don't know because you won't tell us. it's a fun little game where you all ban someone and we get to try and figure out why
unless of course it's because it was a bot that caught you liking porn. then we do know what the ban was for
unless of course it's because it was a bot that caught you liking porn. then we do know what the ban was for
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wife [concerned] “whats wrong? what are you thinking about?”
me [internally]: i just don’t know how you could build a city on rock and roll. is it even zoned for rock and roll?
me [internally]: i just don’t know how you could build a city on rock and roll. is it even zoned for rock and roll?
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
wife [concerned] “whats wrong? what are you thinking about?”
me [internally]: i just don’t know how you could build a city on rock and roll. is it even zoned for rock and roll?
me [internally]: i just don’t know how you could build a city on rock and roll. is it even zoned for rock and roll?
got 100% on hades 2 which….legitimately i think is the first game ive ever done that
so starting up a new game. damn yall silksong is pretty
so starting up a new game. damn yall silksong is pretty
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
got 100% on hades 2 which….legitimately i think is the first game ive ever done that
so starting up a new game. damn yall silksong is pretty
so starting up a new game. damn yall silksong is pretty
wife [concerned] “whats wrong? what are you thinking about?”
me [internally]: i just don’t know how you could build a city on rock and roll. is it even zoned for rock and roll?
me [internally]: i just don’t know how you could build a city on rock and roll. is it even zoned for rock and roll?
November 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
wife [concerned] “whats wrong? what are you thinking about?”
me [internally]: i just don’t know how you could build a city on rock and roll. is it even zoned for rock and roll?
me [internally]: i just don’t know how you could build a city on rock and roll. is it even zoned for rock and roll?
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The sounds from the table next to mine suggest that the mustard squeeze bottle is nearly empty… lots of those farty bubbly noises.
But reader, there are no condiments.
But reader, there are no condiments.
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The sounds from the table next to mine suggest that the mustard squeeze bottle is nearly empty… lots of those farty bubbly noises.
But reader, there are no condiments.
But reader, there are no condiments.
me: “chefs today i’ve prepared for you a chickpea caesar salad made from a costco kit
judges: “we noticed it took you a while”
me: “i had trouble finding the pre cut tab to open the dressing”
judges: “we noticed it took you a while”
me: “i had trouble finding the pre cut tab to open the dressing”
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
me: “chefs today i’ve prepared for you a chickpea caesar salad made from a costco kit
judges: “we noticed it took you a while”
me: “i had trouble finding the pre cut tab to open the dressing”
judges: “we noticed it took you a while”
me: “i had trouble finding the pre cut tab to open the dressing”
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“sounds like someone didn’t
make the cut”
ryder: “oh my god marshall this is a murder scene. you can say that”
make the cut”
ryder: “oh my god marshall this is a murder scene. you can say that”
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“sounds like someone didn’t
make the cut”
ryder: “oh my god marshall this is a murder scene. you can say that”
make the cut”
ryder: “oh my god marshall this is a murder scene. you can say that”
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i hate how arguably the most important information a drug bottle can have (directions) a lot of manufacturers are like “let’s make them peel off the label first”
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i hate how arguably the most important information a drug bottle can have (directions) a lot of manufacturers are like “let’s make them peel off the label first”
i hate how arguably the most important information a drug bottle can have (directions) a lot of manufacturers are like “let’s make them peel off the label first”
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i hate how arguably the most important information a drug bottle can have (directions) a lot of manufacturers are like “let’s make them peel off the label first”
there once was a man from bluesky
he claimed that he was a wife guy
into dms he slid
with a wife and a kid
the women of bluesky said buhbye
he claimed that he was a wife guy
into dms he slid
with a wife and a kid
the women of bluesky said buhbye
there really is a fine line between a poet and a poster and i think more of you could cross it than you think
writing poetry feels so so good you guys
writing poetry feels so so good you guys
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
there once was a man from bluesky
he claimed that he was a wife guy
into dms he slid
with a wife and a kid
the women of bluesky said buhbye
he claimed that he was a wife guy
into dms he slid
with a wife and a kid
the women of bluesky said buhbye
this sounds like the beginning of an intervention
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
this sounds like the beginning of an intervention
also james bond should be equal opportunity
Dicks Alott
Succon Nutz
Lixa Chode
Dicks Alott
Succon Nutz
Lixa Chode
i just want to be in charge of female co star names. there hasn’t really been innovation in the space since pussy galore
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
also james bond should be equal opportunity
Dicks Alott
Succon Nutz
Lixa Chode
Dicks Alott
Succon Nutz
Lixa Chode
“sounds like someone didn’t
make the cut”
ryder: “oh my god marshall this is a murder scene. you can say that”
make the cut”
ryder: “oh my god marshall this is a murder scene. you can say that”
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“sounds like someone didn’t
make the cut”
ryder: “oh my god marshall this is a murder scene. you can say that”
make the cut”
ryder: “oh my god marshall this is a murder scene. you can say that”