slacey AKA Dragula’s Monster
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He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
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watching heated rivalry. ama
February 17, 2026 at 4:58 AM
watching heated rivalry. ama
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POV: I'm about to pleasure you
February 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
POV: I'm about to pleasure you
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Owl house is a very very very fine house
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Owl house is a very very very fine house
my wife and kids bought me an owl house for this past father’s day
exciting things are happening
exciting things are happening
February 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
my wife and kids bought me an owl house for this past father’s day
exciting things are happening
exciting things are happening
I have a lot of thoughts about the new MST3K but it all boils down to: I love MST3K. I think the problems I had with the new epsiodes weren't writing or acting, but vibe. Part of the charm, for me, of the show was the DIY vibe of it. I think Joel tried to /1
arstechnica.com/culture/2026...
arstechnica.com/culture/2026...
$1.8 million MST3K Kickstarter brings in (almost) everyone from the old show
MST3K's 2010s revival looked forward; this one is emphatically looking backward.
arstechnica.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:06 PM
I have a lot of thoughts about the new MST3K but it all boils down to: I love MST3K. I think the problems I had with the new epsiodes weren't writing or acting, but vibe. Part of the charm, for me, of the show was the DIY vibe of it. I think Joel tried to /1
arstechnica.com/culture/2026...
arstechnica.com/culture/2026...
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What if we touched at the hog line 🥌👈
February 16, 2026 at 3:45 PM
What if we touched at the hog line 🥌👈
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The average rent in Wellesley, MA is $4200/mo
Opponents say it's about saving a forest but it's the same old NIMBYism: "Ultimately, many residents simply don’t want a big housing development there ... And that a large apartment complex would be out of character in a suburban neighborhood known for larger single-family homes."
The state wants to build housing on a parking lot in Wellesley. Residents are up in arms. - The Boston Globe
A proposal to build apartments near MassBay Community College has sparked a local backlash, illustrating how housing can be immensely complicated in Massachusetts.
www.bostonglobe.com
February 16, 2026 at 11:07 AM
The average rent in Wellesley, MA is $4200/mo
POV: I'm about to pleasure you
February 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
POV: I'm about to pleasure you
watching canada curling intently, hoping to see some hands get thrown
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
watching canada curling intently, hoping to see some hands get thrown
"canada steals again, continuing their thieving ways"
these curling announcers are something else
these curling announcers are something else
February 16, 2026 at 2:14 PM
"canada steals again, continuing their thieving ways"
these curling announcers are something else
these curling announcers are something else
i just had to be a stern angry parent and found myself telling my son
“shape up”
while internally going “who the fuck am i?”
“shape up”
while internally going “who the fuck am i?”
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
i just had to be a stern angry parent and found myself telling my son
“shape up”
while internally going “who the fuck am i?”
“shape up”
while internally going “who the fuck am i?”
foaming at the mouth, screaming about erasure of white culture when the deli tells me they’re out of mayo
February 13, 2026 at 7:54 PM
foaming at the mouth, screaming about erasure of white culture when the deli tells me they’re out of mayo
people act like figure skating is tough but i've gotten higher scores on mario and sonic winter olympics. they have no excuse
February 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
people act like figure skating is tough but i've gotten higher scores on mario and sonic winter olympics. they have no excuse
jerrymandering is when jerry mansplains gerrymandering to you
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
jerrymandering is when jerry mansplains gerrymandering to you
me: and yeah he claimed bad romance wasn’t even top five best pop songs so we’re no longer speaking
interviewee: so….you are saying that’s your weakness?
interviewee: so….you are saying that’s your weakness?
February 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
me: and yeah he claimed bad romance wasn’t even top five best pop songs so we’re no longer speaking
interviewee: so….you are saying that’s your weakness?
interviewee: so….you are saying that’s your weakness?
whoever she is
she was with me the whole time
she was with me the whole time
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
whoever she is
she was with me the whole time
she was with me the whole time
goodbye birds and bees, a new sex talk for the modern era
ICYMI: Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Fukushima's radioactive hybrid terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
Genetic study finds domestic pigs’ year-round breeding sped gene flow into wild boar
Back in 2021, in the thick of pandemic mania, The Register gleefully reported that "radioactive hybrid terror pigs" were thriving in Japan's Fukushima exclusion zone.…
dlvr.it
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
goodbye birds and bees, a new sex talk for the modern era
1) Stones Throw
2) hard HAAAARD
3) Swept Away
4) Sweeping the Button
5) Hammer Ends
2) hard HAAAARD
3) Swept Away
4) Sweeping the Button
5) Hammer Ends
asked ai to write me a heated rivalry for curling and now i'm a best seller?
February 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
1) Stones Throw
2) hard HAAAARD
3) Swept Away
4) Sweeping the Button
5) Hammer Ends
2) hard HAAAARD
3) Swept Away
4) Sweeping the Button
5) Hammer Ends
asked ai to write me a heated rivalry for curling and now i'm a best seller?
February 13, 2026 at 2:22 PM
asked ai to write me a heated rivalry for curling and now i'm a best seller?
Milan Wilder
(but hit that "Lan" like "Van")
(but hit that "Lan" like "Van")
crazy that there hasn’t been a mid-budget olympic village sex romp yet. half American Pie coming of age/half Blockers-type hijinks with coaches trying to keep their athletes in line. lots of stuff about overcoming divisions, we’re more alike than we think, etc. Snoop Dogg is there. easy money.
They’re just out there setting records at everything.
February 13, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Milan Wilder
(but hit that "Lan" like "Van")
(but hit that "Lan" like "Van")
boosting my linked in shit posts just to feel something
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 PM
boosting my linked in shit posts just to feel something
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Me: [first day at NASA] What if...no, it's stupid.
Head of NASA: There are no dumb ideas! Everyone, listen up. This is where innovation and magic come from!
Me: Well, I was just gonna say. What if we made the MOON come to US?
Head of NASA: There are no dumb ideas! Everyone, listen up. This is where innovation and magic come from!
Me: Well, I was just gonna say. What if we made the MOON come to US?
September 10, 2023 at 3:58 AM
Me: [first day at NASA] What if...no, it's stupid.
Head of NASA: There are no dumb ideas! Everyone, listen up. This is where innovation and magic come from!
Me: Well, I was just gonna say. What if we made the MOON come to US?
Head of NASA: There are no dumb ideas! Everyone, listen up. This is where innovation and magic come from!
Me: Well, I was just gonna say. What if we made the MOON come to US?
i just named a variable "part_touchers" without thinking and....i think i'm done for today
February 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
i just named a variable "part_touchers" without thinking and....i think i'm done for today
stop saying "the gus' are making my pee smell bad"
just say asparagus
just say asparagus
February 12, 2026 at 7:21 PM
stop saying "the gus' are making my pee smell bad"
just say asparagus
just say asparagus
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veggie tales news: bob the tomato has been milkshake ducked after past tweets show him referring to larry as a "cuke"
August 16, 2023 at 3:43 PM
veggie tales news: bob the tomato has been milkshake ducked after past tweets show him referring to larry as a "cuke"