slacey AKA The Christmas Creep
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skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
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ive never made a starter pack, but these are my tightest homies of the year so this list is the next best thing. thank you for making my year happy and hilarious. a forehead kiss for each of you
January 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
ive never made a starter pack, but these are my tightest homies of the year so this list is the next best thing. thank you for making my year happy and hilarious. a forehead kiss for each of you
just celebrated an early new years with the kids before bedtime. the 3yo wished everyone a happy hanukkah
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
just celebrated an early new years with the kids before bedtime. the 3yo wished everyone a happy hanukkah
if you start jorking it at 11:57, you can feel the guilt of what you’ve done right at midnight
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
if you start jorking it at 11:57, you can feel the guilt of what you’ve done right at midnight
i’m going to get so fucked up* tonight
*drink a whole sparkling grape juice straight from the bottle
*drink a whole sparkling grape juice straight from the bottle
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
i’m going to get so fucked up* tonight
*drink a whole sparkling grape juice straight from the bottle
*drink a whole sparkling grape juice straight from the bottle
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Gonna start shouting out the
homies I’ll be glad to riff with next year (Part 1):
@condopotato.bsky.social
@dadscrepes.bsky.social
@motzenballer.com
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
@dopestatistics.bsky.social
@adrew.dadguy.help
@captainacab.airbud.website
@edwardodell.bsky.social
homies I’ll be glad to riff with next year (Part 1):
@condopotato.bsky.social
@dadscrepes.bsky.social
@motzenballer.com
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
@dopestatistics.bsky.social
@adrew.dadguy.help
@captainacab.airbud.website
@edwardodell.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Gonna start shouting out the
homies I’ll be glad to riff with next year (Part 1):
@condopotato.bsky.social
@dadscrepes.bsky.social
@motzenballer.com
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
@dopestatistics.bsky.social
@adrew.dadguy.help
@captainacab.airbud.website
@edwardodell.bsky.social
homies I’ll be glad to riff with next year (Part 1):
@condopotato.bsky.social
@dadscrepes.bsky.social
@motzenballer.com
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
@dopestatistics.bsky.social
@adrew.dadguy.help
@captainacab.airbud.website
@edwardodell.bsky.social
going to the ball drop in times square, not because i love celebrating, i just really like a reason to wear a diaper
December 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
going to the ball drop in times square, not because i love celebrating, i just really like a reason to wear a diaper
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[in bed]
HIM: wanna try some spicy nicknames
ME: i’ll be cardamommy you be turmerico suave
HIM: i think we should see other people
HIM: wanna try some spicy nicknames
ME: i’ll be cardamommy you be turmerico suave
HIM: i think we should see other people
March 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
[in bed]
HIM: wanna try some spicy nicknames
ME: i’ll be cardamommy you be turmerico suave
HIM: i think we should see other people
HIM: wanna try some spicy nicknames
ME: i’ll be cardamommy you be turmerico suave
HIM: i think we should see other people
i dared to speak about zootopia
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i dared to speak about zootopia
this year i finally had time to watch the new years twilight zone marathon but my glasses broke ☹️
December 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
this year i finally had time to watch the new years twilight zone marathon but my glasses broke ☹️
real ones know the matte blue were the goat
December 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
real ones know the matte blue were the goat
silly is short for silliam
December 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
silly is short for silliam
6-7 is dumb shit that follows the legacy of countless previous generations doing dumb shit
December 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
6-7 is dumb shit that follows the legacy of countless previous generations doing dumb shit
i get excited in the winter because the garage sodas will always be cold
December 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
i get excited in the winter because the garage sodas will always be cold
song of solomon 2
I am begging everyone on here to read this new post by Bryan Johnson — the super rich tech guy who is now doing the “never die” protocol.
I need to talk about it with you all.
I need to talk about it with you all.
December 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
song of solomon 2
🎶tonight’s the night
let’s soak some beans
try overnight
let’s get them…SOFT🎶
let’s soak some beans
try overnight
let’s get them…SOFT🎶
December 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
🎶tonight’s the night
let’s soak some beans
try overnight
let’s get them…SOFT🎶
let’s soak some beans
try overnight
let’s get them…SOFT🎶
my dad doesn’t like mayonnaise
he once told a waitress he didn’t want anything “white and creamy” anywhere near his plate
i had to give her the “sorry for my weird parent” secret look
he once told a waitress he didn’t want anything “white and creamy” anywhere near his plate
i had to give her the “sorry for my weird parent” secret look
December 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
my dad doesn’t like mayonnaise
he once told a waitress he didn’t want anything “white and creamy” anywhere near his plate
i had to give her the “sorry for my weird parent” secret look
he once told a waitress he didn’t want anything “white and creamy” anywhere near his plate
i had to give her the “sorry for my weird parent” secret look
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going into the movie theater with a bulky leather jacket with one sleeve pinned up like ive got one arm, and once i sit down i slide a deli container brimming with cabbage soup out of the pinned sleeve and pop the lid and it instantly smells like fart within a 6 seat radius of me
November 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
going into the movie theater with a bulky leather jacket with one sleeve pinned up like ive got one arm, and once i sit down i slide a deli container brimming with cabbage soup out of the pinned sleeve and pop the lid and it instantly smells like fart within a 6 seat radius of me
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
in england paw patrol are called corgi constables
December 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
in england paw patrol are called corgi constables
who needs a wizard of oz remake when you have such strawmen
MAGA: We are literally going to try and overthrow the government because a vote didn't go our way. Also nazis are okay and we hate mexicans.
LIBERALS: This evil lady is trying to be less evil. Can we help her become even less evil?
YOU: Liberals are worst than MAGA.
ME:
LIBERALS: This evil lady is trying to be less evil. Can we help her become even less evil?
YOU: Liberals are worst than MAGA.
ME:
December 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
who needs a wizard of oz remake when you have such strawmen
i once saw harrison ford across the resteraunt at a p.f. chang’s in wichita kansas.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
i once saw harrison ford across the resteraunt at a p.f. chang’s in wichita kansas.
the great thing about tik tok: if you can’t find that funny video you saw earlier, don’t worry, 20 other people will make one with the exact same joke
December 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
the great thing about tik tok: if you can’t find that funny video you saw earlier, don’t worry, 20 other people will make one with the exact same joke
2026? more like 202chicks
December 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
2026? more like 202chicks
i’m gone for a few hours and you assholes are hamburger helper posting? can’t take you anywhere
December 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i’m gone for a few hours and you assholes are hamburger helper posting? can’t take you anywhere