slacey AKA The Christmas Creep
@skilletqueso.com
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skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
skillet queso connoisseur
He/Him
"u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online
“WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top
"wow" - @dly.bsky.social
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jerry i just noticed the paw patrol have eyebrows and it’s becoming a problem for me
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
jerry i just noticed the paw patrol have eyebrows and it’s becoming a problem for me
lmao so apparently it’s canon that mayor humdinger lives in a cave?
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
lmao so apparently it’s canon that mayor humdinger lives in a cave?
god dammit rubble. you always play till the final buzzer you fool
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
god dammit rubble. you always play till the final buzzer you fool
how are paw patrol and dmx alike?
both have ruff ryders
both have ruff ryders
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
how are paw patrol and dmx alike?
both have ruff ryders
both have ruff ryders
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i’ve been to two broadway shows. the first was pretty bad. the second was less miserable
May 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
i’ve been to two broadway shows. the first was pretty bad. the second was less miserable
santa has some piss poor security. humdinger encountered like no resistance
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
santa has some piss poor security. humdinger encountered like no resistance
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
rubble you’ve faced off against humdinger for like 30 seasons now. don’t trust him
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
rubble you’ve faced off against humdinger for like 30 seasons now. don’t trust him
santa is black in the paw patrol universe? this will be a fox news story tomorrow for sure
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
santa is black in the paw patrol universe? this will be a fox news story tomorrow for sure
chase has an ornament launcher? police budgets are out of control
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
chase has an ornament launcher? police budgets are out of control
hey cbs, i could give a shit about post game shows. i had kids waiting for the paw patrol christmas specials
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
hey cbs, i could give a shit about post game shows. i had kids waiting for the paw patrol christmas specials
not been off in two years? that’s some dedication to gooning
Mike Johnson: “I haven’t had a vacation day in two years. I haven’t been off in two years, literally.”
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
not been off in two years? that’s some dedication to gooning
where all my mashed potat-hoes at?
"i want to plymouth rock your world"
You must have come over on the baeflower
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
where all my mashed potat-hoes at?
someone out there is celebrating thanksgiving with a costco rotisserie chicken instead of a turkey and honestly, they’ve got the right idea
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
someone out there is celebrating thanksgiving with a costco rotisserie chicken instead of a turkey and honestly, they’ve got the right idea
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stuffing a turkey with skillet queso and using its cavity as a dipping bowl. happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
stuffing a turkey with skillet queso and using its cavity as a dipping bowl. happy thanksgiving
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Calling my pussy “the turkey” so someone stuffs it this week
oh shit it’s tuesday isn’t it.
COME AND GET IT BAYBEE
COME AND GET IT BAYBEE
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
November 21, 2023 at 5:26 PM
Calling my pussy “the turkey” so someone stuffs it this week
i had to stop for now. this grew out of control lmao but i’m so grateful for all of you. if i didn’t tag you it’s either because
a) your username changed so i couldn’t find you
or b) i thought i had already tagged you
or c) i forgot but i still love you
a) your username changed so i couldn’t find you
or b) i thought i had already tagged you
or c) i forgot but i still love you
one like = one person on this app i’m thankful for
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i had to stop for now. this grew out of control lmao but i’m so grateful for all of you. if i didn’t tag you it’s either because
a) your username changed so i couldn’t find you
or b) i thought i had already tagged you
or c) i forgot but i still love you
a) your username changed so i couldn’t find you
or b) i thought i had already tagged you
or c) i forgot but i still love you
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
one like = one person on this app i’m thankful for
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
one like = one person on this app i’m thankful for
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if some bitchass breed wins the dog show this year I’m flipping the dinner table. how could you even eat in a time like that???
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
if some bitchass breed wins the dog show this year I’m flipping the dinner table. how could you even eat in a time like that???
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what am i thankful for? all you jerks
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
what am i thankful for? all you jerks
help break up my marriage
if i need to use a bathroom while on a road trip, i look for a gas station
my wife says gas stations rarely have bathrooms
who’s right?
please help my family is falling apart
if i need to use a bathroom while on a road trip, i look for a gas station
my wife says gas stations rarely have bathrooms
who’s right?
please help my family is falling apart
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
help break up my marriage
if i need to use a bathroom while on a road trip, i look for a gas station
my wife says gas stations rarely have bathrooms
who’s right?
please help my family is falling apart
if i need to use a bathroom while on a road trip, i look for a gas station
my wife says gas stations rarely have bathrooms
who’s right?
please help my family is falling apart
what am i thankful for? all you jerks
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
what am i thankful for? all you jerks
my sense of justice is never more acute than in the school pick up line
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
my sense of justice is never more acute than in the school pick up line