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slacey AKA The Christmas Creep
@skilletqueso.com
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skillet queso connoisseur

He/Him

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ladies and gentlemen.

we got ‘em
conversation between me and norryshauck me: tangential but have you ever shopped at aldis? norry: they don’t have shopping baskets so i avoid it but they sell good frozen pizzas. you? me: could you shop at all deez nuts?
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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decorating the tree in style
spotify screenshot of a charlie brown christmas album by the vince guaraldi trio
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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fun new type of poster who decides to search for people losing weight and shame them
screenshot of chinaisthegreatest.bsky.social replying to a person. the person was posting a celebration of how they've gone from obese to overweight (amazing job!) and chinaisthegreatest decided to post "you feel victorious that you're just below the obesity threshold?
November 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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the christmas creep starts earlier and earlier each year

the christmas creep:
still from the incest folgers commercial
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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don’t be fooled. if you try to get th grinch she’ll run away
small black and white dog with brown around face. she is holding a stuffed grinch dog toy (it’s holding present in his hands and she has that present in her mouth). she’s looking at the camera with puppy dog eyes
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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had to do it
same picture as the quoted post (trump standing at desk looking nonplussed while guy is on the floor and people are helping him). but the guy has an american flag over the top
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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cove wishes you all a wonderful cozy day
small black and white dog with brown around her face. she’s laying on the couch curled up in a pink purple ish blanket. she’s sleepily looking at the camera
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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went to see kpop demon hunters singalong with the fam and went to town on some fun sized candy. i think i broke my app because everytime i click to learn more it shuts down
screenshot of a calorie counting app. it shows snacks of 3 cups of movie theater popcorn and 6 fun sized twix bars (it was actually a mixture of fun sized but the calories are the same and i was lazy entering it ) underneath it says “positive pattern detected. tap to learn more”
November 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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tried my hand at carving the raven from kpop demon hunters (used stencil)

was fun. not the best but enjoyable
pumpkin carved to look like the 3 eyed raven from k pop demon hunters. it kinda ended up looking more like an egyptian hieroglyphic but whatever
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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so vampire survivor is kinda bonkers huh
screenshot of the game vampire survivor. th screen is filled with numbers and bright lines. it’s bullet hell, but i’m the devil
October 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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picture of the same tweet as the post i'm quoting except the picture of the office space has been replaced with a picture of the satellite of love from MST3K
October 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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casually browsing zillow, as one does, and...like my dude this is a $3million house. you couldn't find a solution to pillaropolis downstairs?
picture from zillow of the finished basement in a house. the basement is almost entirely white except for the wood floors. it's a large basement but there are at least 7 pillars throughout. also the photo just looks weird like it was at a minimum put through some sort of AI touch up filter
October 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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and another!
small black and white dog standing next to me while i’m working (looking at bluesky). she’s looking at me and what you can’t see is she’s whining because i keep moving around too much
October 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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pet me like one of your french dogs
black and white dog with brown around her face. she’s laying on her back in the couch gettng belly rubs. looking cute
October 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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i found this pretty persuasive
the word persuasive in pink, lucida calligraphy font. The background is black because night mode rules.
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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just got my dna results back ☹️
picture of some cheese from a supermarket deli. the label says “LOL American White”
September 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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i made this for yesterday to say “one day more” but then just never posted it. oh well. HAPPY HADES 2 DAY
photo of the les miserable broadway cast during the number one day more. except the heads of zagreus and melinoe from the hades series are pasted over the two front most cast members
September 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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radar plots: doing what a line chart can do but worse!
plot that says "patient progression (pre -> 5m -> 12m) Overlaid on healthy reference. It's a radar plot which means there's a circle with 3 points. One point is CD1, then CD2 then CD3. It shows growth across thre three cycle days but also could've and should've been a line chart
September 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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the most delicious dip known to man. cheesy goodness with small chunks of beef begging for a tortilla chip to deliver it to the promised land*

*my mouth
picture of a skillet queso from chilis with tortilla chips and salsa
September 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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the small girl loves herself a sunny perch
black and white dog with brown around face. she is laying on the top of a couch cushion directly in the sun. she looks cozy
September 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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screenshot of a conversation between myself and iprovideadvice. iprovideadvice: name calling is immature and useless as discourse. i fully agree with a ban for calling anyone a bitch me: i need advice, how do you handle mind goblins? iprovideadvice: define mind goblins. me: mind goblin deez nuts? bitch
September 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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fuck yeah
screenshot from clearsky showing i'm on a list called #Vulgar. Above it they also added me onto a list called #NSFW but I wanted to focus on the vulgar one because my eyes are up here.
September 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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i also pull this face when i pour my load
children’s book page with a cement mixer pulling a weird face. the text says “With one last spin, he pours the load. He's ready now to leave the road.”
September 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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look at these absolute monsters. i love them dearly
interaction circle from wolfgang.raios.xyz the people pictured will be tagged below
September 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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love local police reports
8:46 p.m. — A resident of Cole Road called to speak with an officer regarding an interaction between an owl and a rabbit at his home.
September 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM