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I make computer games + stupid jokes
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𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸
they should make a James bond film where he has no humanity or likeability, realistic. Kills the bad guy that's forecast a big showdown but he just whacks him with a hammer while he's sleeping. Roll straight to credits.
February 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
they should make a James bond film where he has no humanity or likeability, realistic. Kills the bad guy that's forecast a big showdown but he just whacks him with a hammer while he's sleeping. Roll straight to credits.
*Animorphs into a newly born vole*
February 9, 2026 at 8:24 AM
*Animorphs into a newly born vole*
all British food has the origin story of "this was invented in 1902 when a baker stepped on a pie"
February 7, 2026 at 9:50 AM
all British food has the origin story of "this was invented in 1902 when a baker stepped on a pie"
feeling regret over my one wish being "give myself legionnaires disease at any moment" s a super power
February 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
feeling regret over my one wish being "give myself legionnaires disease at any moment" s a super power
if your lyrics are "pretty woman, walking down the street" then that's sad. Get perspective. Each day I'm singing, "pretty woman, reheating my cup of tea cos I got distracted doing the bins and it went cold, thanks x" or "pretty woman, sorry I blocked the toilet again I'm dealing with it. JEN I'M D
February 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
if your lyrics are "pretty woman, walking down the street" then that's sad. Get perspective. Each day I'm singing, "pretty woman, reheating my cup of tea cos I got distracted doing the bins and it went cold, thanks x" or "pretty woman, sorry I blocked the toilet again I'm dealing with it. JEN I'M D
pissing off a new kind of guy by storing my tinned sardines on their side
February 6, 2026 at 4:56 PM
pissing off a new kind of guy by storing my tinned sardines on their side
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when I was younger I got scared of stuff like dangling my feet over the side of the bed. now I'm like "hey, bite me, at least someone's doing something"
January 31, 2026 at 12:30 AM
when I was younger I got scared of stuff like dangling my feet over the side of the bed. now I'm like "hey, bite me, at least someone's doing something"
The fun thing about that guy who is trying to live longer by drinking his son's cum and breathing his farts etc is that he's so fucking busy. Chill out, have a sit, a rolly and a Pabst. That'll do more than injecting fetal stem cells and drinking frogspawn smoothies
January 30, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The fun thing about that guy who is trying to live longer by drinking his son's cum and breathing his farts etc is that he's so fucking busy. Chill out, have a sit, a rolly and a Pabst. That'll do more than injecting fetal stem cells and drinking frogspawn smoothies
I don't believe in pseudo science such as homeopathy, astrology, horse racing, car parks, etc
January 30, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I don't believe in pseudo science such as homeopathy, astrology, horse racing, car parks, etc
Shows like The Traitors and Big Brother are subconsciously training us to be anti union. No I will not explain further.
January 28, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Shows like The Traitors and Big Brother are subconsciously training us to be anti union. No I will not explain further.
wife hates when i make my award winning trouseroni pasta, even though it's mostly okay to eat
January 24, 2026 at 12:50 AM
wife hates when i make my award winning trouseroni pasta, even though it's mostly okay to eat
imagine!! being this,
whoaw?!
whoaw?!
January 23, 2026 at 11:53 PM
imagine!! being this,
whoaw?!
whoaw?!
why is it called gerMany if there's only one of them? Ffs sorry
January 23, 2026 at 6:20 PM
why is it called gerMany if there's only one of them? Ffs sorry
throwback to when I fired my entire company
January 22, 2026 at 3:35 PM
throwback to when I fired my entire company
A new cryptid/bad guy I just invented: Mr. Open Your Cupboards
He'll sneak into your house at night and open all your cupboards
He'll sneak into your house at night and open all your cupboards
January 22, 2026 at 8:32 AM
A new cryptid/bad guy I just invented: Mr. Open Your Cupboards
He'll sneak into your house at night and open all your cupboards
He'll sneak into your house at night and open all your cupboards
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
rip scott dilberts, the guy who invented garfield
January 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
rip scott dilberts, the guy who invented garfield
everyone be talking about Max Headroom but not uhh... Min Buttyard
January 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
everyone be talking about Max Headroom but not uhh... Min Buttyard
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Reposted by computer games!
what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
what do you mean the stranger things documentary shows them writing the script on a computer with 3 chat gpt tabs open
🎵 it only takes one tree, to make a thousand matches
🎵 It only takes one match, to MAAAKE A thouuuSAAANDDD TREEES
🎵 It only takes one match, to MAAAKE A thouuuSAAANDDD TREEES
January 10, 2026 at 12:31 PM
🎵 it only takes one tree, to make a thousand matches
🎵 It only takes one match, to MAAAKE A thouuuSAAANDDD TREEES
🎵 It only takes one match, to MAAAKE A thouuuSAAANDDD TREEES
💡 IBS stands for Incredible Butt Stinkies
January 10, 2026 at 9:51 AM
💡 IBS stands for Incredible Butt Stinkies