eggy christmas
@explod.es
I make computer games + stupid jokes
games @ explod.es
𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸
games @ explod.es
𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸
Reposted by eggy christmas
Reposted by eggy christmas
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
have a great Christmas everyone, and if you don't celebrate it I hope you have a great day anyway, except if you are a billionaire, in which case I hope you expire from sepsis (infected toe from kicking a big log)
December 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
have a great Christmas everyone, and if you don't celebrate it I hope you have a great day anyway, except if you are a billionaire, in which case I hope you expire from sepsis (infected toe from kicking a big log)
my tell is that I was squealing the whole time and staring open mouthed at the only gen alpha at the table
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
my tell is that I was squealing the whole time and staring open mouthed at the only gen alpha at the table
ordering the no egg omelette
December 22, 2025 at 8:31 AM
ordering the no egg omelette
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
who invented pain au raisin? pervert.
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
who invented pain au raisin? pervert.
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I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything
December 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I've surveyed the political scene and in my expert judgment the voters hunger for candidates who are sniveling little weasels who don't believe in anything
what the fuck is this
wHat the fuck is this
wHat the fuck is this
December 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
what the fuck is this
wHat the fuck is this
wHat the fuck is this
Honestly, the best review I could expect, set to the tune of that Vanessa Carlton song
Running around town searching for 5 lost fox cubs, marking random places, messing with piles of leaves, booping hedgehogs, digging up a bunch of veggies and doing all this before daybreak in Outfoxed by @explod.es
youtu.be/QI8ITyWKPew
youtu.be/QI8ITyWKPew
Madvent 5 - Freakin'...HEDGEHOG!!! - Pt4
YouTube video by Spudcats
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Honestly, the best review I could expect, set to the tune of that Vanessa Carlton song
Reposted by eggy christmas
Running around town searching for 5 lost fox cubs, marking random places, messing with piles of leaves, booping hedgehogs, digging up a bunch of veggies and doing all this before daybreak in Outfoxed by @explod.es
youtu.be/QI8ITyWKPew
youtu.be/QI8ITyWKPew
Madvent 5 - Freakin'...HEDGEHOG!!! - Pt4
YouTube video by Spudcats
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Running around town searching for 5 lost fox cubs, marking random places, messing with piles of leaves, booping hedgehogs, digging up a bunch of veggies and doing all this before daybreak in Outfoxed by @explod.es
youtu.be/QI8ITyWKPew
youtu.be/QI8ITyWKPew
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The doctor circumcising me asking if I want it squared off or tapered
December 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
The doctor circumcising me asking if I want it squared off or tapered
My wife said I should turn myself into the police but oh no, didn't like it when I started screaming and transforming into a department building full of constables
December 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My wife said I should turn myself into the police but oh no, didn't like it when I started screaming and transforming into a department building full of constables
choose your super power!
1. Enhanced visibility (people can see you, even through walls)
2. Elbows bend both ways
3. Can turn into water (once, no turning back)
4. Give yourself a cavity at will
5. Elbows don't bend either way
6. Sneezing teleports you to a randomised bureau de change
1. Enhanced visibility (people can see you, even through walls)
2. Elbows bend both ways
3. Can turn into water (once, no turning back)
4. Give yourself a cavity at will
5. Elbows don't bend either way
6. Sneezing teleports you to a randomised bureau de change
December 16, 2025 at 7:14 AM
choose your super power!
1. Enhanced visibility (people can see you, even through walls)
2. Elbows bend both ways
3. Can turn into water (once, no turning back)
4. Give yourself a cavity at will
5. Elbows don't bend either way
6. Sneezing teleports you to a randomised bureau de change
1. Enhanced visibility (people can see you, even through walls)
2. Elbows bend both ways
3. Can turn into water (once, no turning back)
4. Give yourself a cavity at will
5. Elbows don't bend either way
6. Sneezing teleports you to a randomised bureau de change
they should make a flip phone that you can snap in half dramatically after a call, but you can reattach the halves and it still works
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
they should make a flip phone that you can snap in half dramatically after a call, but you can reattach the halves and it still works
love when movie posters show the main three celebrities facing different ways with different expressions and lighting
Why is one shocked, the other laughing, and the third doing a pout?
These are the emotions I expect to come up in the movie. Great stuff
Why is one shocked, the other laughing, and the third doing a pout?
These are the emotions I expect to come up in the movie. Great stuff
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
love when movie posters show the main three celebrities facing different ways with different expressions and lighting
Why is one shocked, the other laughing, and the third doing a pout?
These are the emotions I expect to come up in the movie. Great stuff
Why is one shocked, the other laughing, and the third doing a pout?
These are the emotions I expect to come up in the movie. Great stuff
has anyone actually pronounced Peter Theil out loud?
December 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
has anyone actually pronounced Peter Theil out loud?
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December 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Update: these little crapscalions were yelling at me because I opened a bag of peanuts
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Update: these little crapscalions were yelling at me because I opened a bag of peanuts
I'm literally in the process of making a Christmas present, a custom bag with the pitch "make a bag for my wife that will hide an entire rotisserie chicken, she works as public defender in court."
whenever i watch an old timey movie and see the small handbags the ladies would carry all i can think is “that would never hide a rotisserie chicken”
December 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm literally in the process of making a Christmas present, a custom bag with the pitch "make a bag for my wife that will hide an entire rotisserie chicken, she works as public defender in court."
🎵Oh, the weather outside is [AAAARGHHH!!!]
🎵 But the fire, it's so [AAAURGHHHHH!!!]
🎵 And since we've no place to [AUUAAAARGHHHH!!!]
🎵 L-[AAHHH!! AAURGHH!!! UAAAAAAAAUUARGGHHHH!!!!]
🎵 But the fire, it's so [AAAURGHHHHH!!!]
🎵 And since we've no place to [AUUAAAARGHHHH!!!]
🎵 L-[AAHHH!! AAURGHH!!! UAAAAAAAAUUARGGHHHH!!!!]
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
🎵Oh, the weather outside is [AAAARGHHH!!!]
🎵 But the fire, it's so [AAAURGHHHHH!!!]
🎵 And since we've no place to [AUUAAAARGHHHH!!!]
🎵 L-[AAHHH!! AAURGHH!!! UAAAAAAAAUUARGGHHHH!!!!]
🎵 But the fire, it's so [AAAURGHHHHH!!!]
🎵 And since we've no place to [AUUAAAARGHHHH!!!]
🎵 L-[AAHHH!! AAURGHH!!! UAAAAAAAAUUARGGHHHH!!!!]