egg
@explod.es
I make computer games + stupid jokes
games @ explod.es
𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸
games @ explod.es
𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸
The adventures of Cum Sawyer
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The adventures of Cum Sawyer
Reposted by egg
Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae
Silent Hill PT but the PT Stands for Prawn Toast
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Silent Hill PT but the PT Stands for Prawn Toast
walking at pace down the aisle at my wedding to the Crash Bandicoot 1 intro track
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
walking at pace down the aisle at my wedding to the Crash Bandicoot 1 intro track
working on a really good AI Pacino joke, something around the term Promptfather or Scarface (but like he has extra fingers or something)
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
working on a really good AI Pacino joke, something around the term Promptfather or Scarface (but like he has extra fingers or something)
fuck off! I bet it would work if I put some dumb US shit like Olive garden
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 AM
fuck off! I bet it would work if I put some dumb US shit like Olive garden
Tonight I told someone off for saying they loosed a longbow with no arrow. Got backed up by a few people saying not to do that due to Physics.
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Tonight I told someone off for saying they loosed a longbow with no arrow. Got backed up by a few people saying not to do that due to Physics.
this is my gang
Nice Legs Club
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
this is my gang
I hate AI. A local cleaning business posted this. What the fuck is it. Does she smell? Why do the stink lines come off her nose? Just horrible. I'll kill you.
November 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I hate AI. A local cleaning business posted this. What the fuck is it. Does she smell? Why do the stink lines come off her nose? Just horrible. I'll kill you.
Do you think Jesus got to choose what type of wine he turned water into or would it be like "sorry lads, I know we're having fish but I can only make cab sav today"
November 7, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Do you think Jesus got to choose what type of wine he turned water into or would it be like "sorry lads, I know we're having fish but I can only make cab sav today"
Every game is the same now. i have three games downloaded to my playstation and they are God of war, final fantasy 7, new one but the first part of it, and ghost of tsushima, and they all have the same skill trees and stuff.
November 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Every game is the same now. i have three games downloaded to my playstation and they are God of war, final fantasy 7, new one but the first part of it, and ghost of tsushima, and they all have the same skill trees and stuff.
this is what you see before you die, if you are,, a snack
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
this is what you see before you die, if you are,, a snack
Reposted by egg
New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
I'm going back in time to tell my past self that the 3 disc game I bought in 1997 for £30 will cost £70 per disc 30 years later. But also you're just renting the game lol
November 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'm going back in time to tell my past self that the 3 disc game I bought in 1997 for £30 will cost £70 per disc 30 years later. But also you're just renting the game lol
Reposted by egg
Friend: Are you growing your hair out?
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
December 12, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Friend: Are you growing your hair out?
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
Me: Honestly I have no idea. I never thought I'd live this long
I love it when life hacks are all 'if you're lost in the woods you can use Pringles to start a fire'. Get your act together.
October 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I love it when life hacks are all 'if you're lost in the woods you can use Pringles to start a fire'. Get your act together.
coming up with a new superhero called Beef Blade. I've only got the name so far
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
coming up with a new superhero called Beef Blade. I've only got the name so far
things are always sending or giving these days. I'm going to start staying stuff like 'it's having'
October 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
things are always sending or giving these days. I'm going to start staying stuff like 'it's having'