🏳️⚧️dandobdarepants
@dandobdarepants.bsky.social
Bipolar Millennial going through second puberty so ya know things could get weird and annoying yeah
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Music: https://on.soundcloud.com/LNp3UzGRe6O8kONmgN
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Music: https://on.soundcloud.com/LNp3UzGRe6O8kONmgN
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A House Thing, by Salty Moon Arcade
track by Salty Moon Arcade
saltymoonarcade.bandcamp.com
who likes #HouseMusic? I made you a track.
Listen and download for free on my #BandCamp but donations are graciously accepted.
#musicsky #music
saltymoonarcade.bandcamp.com/track/a-hous...
Listen and download for free on my #BandCamp but donations are graciously accepted.
#musicsky #music
saltymoonarcade.bandcamp.com/track/a-hous...
I’m sorry but did we not already declassify the UAP and ET files or was that a fever dream? They literally held a televised hearing about it!
Tom Delonge QUITE LITERALLY made T-Shirts about how he was right and sang about it on Blink182’s 2023 tour!!
Tom Delonge QUITE LITERALLY made T-Shirts about how he was right and sang about it on Blink182’s 2023 tour!!
a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a white shirt .
ALT: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a white shirt .
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I’m sorry but did we not already declassify the UAP and ET files or was that a fever dream? They literally held a televised hearing about it!
Tom Delonge QUITE LITERALLY made T-Shirts about how he was right and sang about it on Blink182’s 2023 tour!!
Tom Delonge QUITE LITERALLY made T-Shirts about how he was right and sang about it on Blink182’s 2023 tour!!
Trump says 10b for the “Board of Peace” is small compared to the cost of war; which he knows because he’s using 60 billion (idk the exact number don’t quote me) to wage war.
February 19, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Trump says 10b for the “Board of Peace” is small compared to the cost of war; which he knows because he’s using 60 billion (idk the exact number don’t quote me) to wage war.
Seeing people say patently false statements on the internet is my Achilles heel.
a man in a suit and tie is laying on the floor with a caption that says my brain do n't say it
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is laying on the floor with a caption that says my brain do n't say it
media.tenor.com
February 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Seeing people say patently false statements on the internet is my Achilles heel.
Not the American government, that’s for sure.
Who up arresting pedophile members of the ruling class?
February 19, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Not the American government, that’s for sure.
It would be so funny if the UK pulled a Trump and came and arrested Trump for being in the files.
February 19, 2026 at 7:39 PM
It would be so funny if the UK pulled a Trump and came and arrested Trump for being in the files.
May we all be as utterly delulu as Angelica, forever and ever, amen
#vanderpumprules
#vanderpumprules
February 18, 2026 at 8:01 PM
May we all be as utterly delulu as Angelica, forever and ever, amen
#vanderpumprules
#vanderpumprules
Natalie is so hot omg #VanderpumpRules
February 18, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Natalie is so hot omg #VanderpumpRules
February 17, 2026 at 11:50 PM
DailyBeast try not to use the word “bombshell” in a headline, challenge level: impossible
February 17, 2026 at 10:27 PM
DailyBeast try not to use the word “bombshell” in a headline, challenge level: impossible
"That's a whole lotta slop."- person pouring out slop for their piggies to eat
February 17, 2026 at 9:39 PM
"That's a whole lotta slop."- person pouring out slop for their piggies to eat
Donated blood today and got cookies. Booyah.
February 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Donated blood today and got cookies. Booyah.
This app’s algorithm doesn’t appreciate me enough, and it shows.
Obama is like: "Now, uh, calm down, dummies. I did not say that the U.S. government is withholding classified information that, uh, even the President doesn't know about. I'm not saying that. Okay? All I meant was, duh, there is probably life out there. Okay? Don't twist my words, now."
Keypeele GIF
Alt: Keypeele GIF Obama interpreter jumping up and down angrily, while Jordan Peel's Obama sits in his Presidential chair.
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:56 PM
This app’s algorithm doesn’t appreciate me enough, and it shows.
There are many clues that he is The Thing from almost the beginning, but none other than this. Since they had to defrost the Thing for it to live again, warming things up keeps it alive.
I can’t believe none of the guys caught on to him at this moment.
I can’t believe none of the guys caught on to him at this moment.
a man with a beard and a hat is saying maybe we 'll just warm things
ALT: a man with a beard and a hat is saying maybe we 'll just warm things
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
There are many clues that he is The Thing from almost the beginning, but none other than this. Since they had to defrost the Thing for it to live again, warming things up keeps it alive.
I can’t believe none of the guys caught on to him at this moment.
I can’t believe none of the guys caught on to him at this moment.
Not the girlies fake working out on my feed with their fake butts in the camera 😭 girl we all know you aren’t working out! Not a lick of sweat on that body. And the butt pad is hella obvious.
February 17, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Not the girlies fake working out on my feed with their fake butts in the camera 😭 girl we all know you aren’t working out! Not a lick of sweat on that body. And the butt pad is hella obvious.
Reposted by 🏳️⚧️dandobdarepants
Reposted by 🏳️⚧️dandobdarepants
scientists have long believed that 8 hours of sleep is required, but new studies show that 6-7 hours is more than skibidi, on god
February 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
scientists have long believed that 8 hours of sleep is required, but new studies show that 6-7 hours is more than skibidi, on god
Obama is like: "Now, uh, calm down, dummies. I did not say that the U.S. government is withholding classified information that, uh, even the President doesn't know about. I'm not saying that. Okay? All I meant was, duh, there is probably life out there. Okay? Don't twist my words, now."
Keypeele GIF
Alt: Keypeele GIF Obama interpreter jumping up and down angrily, while Jordan Peel's Obama sits in his Presidential chair.
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Obama is like: "Now, uh, calm down, dummies. I did not say that the U.S. government is withholding classified information that, uh, even the President doesn't know about. I'm not saying that. Okay? All I meant was, duh, there is probably life out there. Okay? Don't twist my words, now."
This post is great because it’s about identity.
hate when someone says a movie or show or something is great because it's "about identity". every single thing since goethe at least is about identity. say something substantive
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This post is great because it’s about identity.
My sister and I always do the most millennial thing in the family chat: make it about us, crack jokes with gifs, and make it about Lord of the Rings.
a group of people standing next to each other with the caption " what are we some kind of fellowship of the ring "
ALT: a group of people standing next to each other with the caption " what are we some kind of fellowship of the ring "
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
My sister and I always do the most millennial thing in the family chat: make it about us, crack jokes with gifs, and make it about Lord of the Rings.
How are people who just post a gif getting hundreds of likes? What the hell is the internet anymore?
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
How are people who just post a gif getting hundreds of likes? What the hell is the internet anymore?
Me every time I’m outside
a shirtless man wearing sunglasses on the beach
Alt: a shirtless man wearing sunglasses on the beach
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Me every time I’m outside
How tf did I never notice that the snake Sammie opens the tarp on the truck to was “the devil” and a foreshadowing of the night to come?
a group of people are standing in a dark room with a lantern .
ALT: a group of people are standing in a dark room with a lantern .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
How tf did I never notice that the snake Sammie opens the tarp on the truck to was “the devil” and a foreshadowing of the night to come?
Me when I get home from work
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Me when I get home from work
Sorry, I can’t come into work today because my dog wants me to stay home.
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Sorry, I can’t come into work today because my dog wants me to stay home.
*hands and knees on the floor, howling*
February 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
*hands and knees on the floor, howling*
