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blowing bubbles with gum is sorta incompatible with facial hair huh
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
blowing bubbles with gum is sorta incompatible with facial hair huh
holy god
pickle flavored pretzels
we're so back
pickle flavored pretzels
we're so back
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
holy god
pickle flavored pretzels
we're so back
pickle flavored pretzels
we're so back
still thinking about maki I ate out last week that had asparagus in it, very good stuff
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
still thinking about maki I ate out last week that had asparagus in it, very good stuff
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leftist substackers are like, "yeah i hate Nazis too, but i need to make some money from my writing so i can put up with them taking a little bit of it to publish my work"
October 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
leftist substackers are like, "yeah i hate Nazis too, but i need to make some money from my writing so i can put up with them taking a little bit of it to publish my work"
gonna watch sumo and see what the hype is all about
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
gonna watch sumo and see what the hype is all about
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your honor, my counsel is unable to respond without a typed prompt.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
your honor, my counsel is unable to respond without a typed prompt.
what if it was koavid and it only infected those cute little bears?
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
what if it was koavid and it only infected those cute little bears?
periodic reminder that this dude is not merely a huge ai grifter, he's likely a much worse creep and piece of shit than that
The CEO of OpenAI, Sam Altman, got subpoenad while he was on stage.
Ann Altman, his sister, filed a lawsuit against him that recounted the brutal details of the (alleged) constant ab00se she experienced from him while she was a child and he was a teen.
Ann Altman, his sister, filed a lawsuit against him that recounted the brutal details of the (alleged) constant ab00se she experienced from him while she was a child and he was a teen.
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
periodic reminder that this dude is not merely a huge ai grifter, he's likely a much worse creep and piece of shit than that
turns out I need another 15 ft to reach the bathroom without taking them off or pausing the music
gonna return it and get the 30' to be on the safe side
gonna return it and get the 30' to be on the safe side
oh, man I've got a 10' extension for a 1/4" headphone cable en route -- so stoked
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
turns out I need another 15 ft to reach the bathroom without taking them off or pausing the music
gonna return it and get the 30' to be on the safe side
gonna return it and get the 30' to be on the safe side
im sure the dude at amzn that decided it would be cute to break the ui for submitting a return in the mobile app, forcing me to go upstairs and get on my laptop to do it there instead, thought he was so clever for coming up with that
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
im sure the dude at amzn that decided it would be cute to break the ui for submitting a return in the mobile app, forcing me to go upstairs and get on my laptop to do it there instead, thought he was so clever for coming up with that
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Shark Tank, but we just throw all the billionaires into a tank full of hungry sharks.
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Shark Tank, but we just throw all the billionaires into a tank full of hungry sharks.
inventing tactile subwoofer underwear that goes between ur device and headphones so u can still feel the bass when u listen privately
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
inventing tactile subwoofer underwear that goes between ur device and headphones so u can still feel the bass when u listen privately
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she wang on my chung till everybody has fun tonight
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
she wang on my chung till everybody has fun tonight
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you know a punk rocker is fake af if they got a mowhawk so big that it would be hard to wear headphones, it's about the music you guys
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
you know a punk rocker is fake af if they got a mowhawk so big that it would be hard to wear headphones, it's about the music you guys
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What if instead of Paul Bunyan he was called Paul Funyun and instead of a giant blue ox he had a giant blue bag of Funyuns and instead of a lumberjack he was a guy who loved Funyuns
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
What if instead of Paul Bunyan he was called Paul Funyun and instead of a giant blue ox he had a giant blue bag of Funyuns and instead of a lumberjack he was a guy who loved Funyuns
silver hair falls off my head, lands on my arm: "Thank you for your service, weary soldier"
dark hair falls off my head, lands on my arm: "OHHH SO YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS PARTY!!!??? FUCK OFFF BIIIITCHH"
dark hair falls off my head, lands on my arm: "OHHH SO YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS PARTY!!!??? FUCK OFFF BIIIITCHH"
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
silver hair falls off my head, lands on my arm: "Thank you for your service, weary soldier"
dark hair falls off my head, lands on my arm: "OHHH SO YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS PARTY!!!??? FUCK OFFF BIIIITCHH"
dark hair falls off my head, lands on my arm: "OHHH SO YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS PARTY!!!??? FUCK OFFF BIIIITCHH"
starting to think I got a little covid eating out at a restaurant last wk, can't imagine why else I feel like shit now
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
starting to think I got a little covid eating out at a restaurant last wk, can't imagine why else I feel like shit now
they really made a record that was like, hey this is actually what the 2001 A Space Odyssey monolith did to Dave in the movie (turned them into space baby)
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
they really made a record that was like, hey this is actually what the 2001 A Space Odyssey monolith did to Dave in the movie (turned them into space baby)
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what's orb backwards bro?
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
what's orb backwards bro?
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Did you know…
squirrels are just little guys?
squirrels are just little guys?
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Did you know…
squirrels are just little guys?
squirrels are just little guys?
this smug capitalist prick is now casting his insipid judgment upon ordinary working class people (e.g. the waiter) in commercials
foul and disgusting symptom of society
foul and disgusting symptom of society
the way that geico gecko was just on tv talking about porcupines is so casually speciesist, amazing
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
this smug capitalist prick is now casting his insipid judgment upon ordinary working class people (e.g. the waiter) in commercials
foul and disgusting symptom of society
foul and disgusting symptom of society
when I punch fork holes in a raw potato (sowing)
and then peel the hot skin off after 10 min straight in the microwave (reaping)
and then peel the hot skin off after 10 min straight in the microwave (reaping)
November 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
when I punch fork holes in a raw potato (sowing)
and then peel the hot skin off after 10 min straight in the microwave (reaping)
and then peel the hot skin off after 10 min straight in the microwave (reaping)