Redville Zoo
@redvillezoo.bsky.social
Definitely not a haunted zoo
After a temporary shutdown over living conditions, the weasels have voted with the pigs to reopen the zoo.
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
After a temporary shutdown over living conditions, the weasels have voted with the pigs to reopen the zoo.
We want to thank everyone who donated to get our GM out of jail. There's no way to know the lemurs were stolen.
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We want to thank everyone who donated to get our GM out of jail. There's no way to know the lemurs were stolen.
One of our chimps burned down the wash station. Hugo only gets in the tub if we give him a cigarette but we forgot to take away his lighter.
October 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
One of our chimps burned down the wash station. Hugo only gets in the tub if we give him a cigarette but we forgot to take away his lighter.
Here's the thing about Redville Zoo. We're not the biggest. We're not the fanciest. Some of our paperwork is questionable and a few of our animals are carrying diseases we can't identify, but we've been the #1 attraction in Redville since our truck ran out of gas and coasted into an empty field.
October 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Here's the thing about Redville Zoo. We're not the biggest. We're not the fanciest. Some of our paperwork is questionable and a few of our animals are carrying diseases we can't identify, but we've been the #1 attraction in Redville since our truck ran out of gas and coasted into an empty field.
We have close to 1000 followers and the greatest fan base on the socials. You folks are the best!
Now, can someone lend us $ to bail out our social media person? or we'll be forced to start a podcast.
Now, can someone lend us $ to bail out our social media person? or we'll be forced to start a podcast.
October 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
We have close to 1000 followers and the greatest fan base on the socials. You folks are the best!
Now, can someone lend us $ to bail out our social media person? or we'll be forced to start a podcast.
Now, can someone lend us $ to bail out our social media person? or we'll be forced to start a podcast.
Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands because we value love and family.
Crazy Zoo Facts:
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.
Sea Otters sleep holding hands as a pledge of unity and devotion to Ottriaxus, Demon God Of The Night.
October 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Redville Zoo's sea otters hold hands because we value love and family.
You can't tariff a good time!
Visit Redville Zoo.
Visit Redville Zoo.
October 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You can't tariff a good time!
Visit Redville Zoo.
Visit Redville Zoo.
We hate to spread gossip, but we heard that Greeneville's Giant Andean Condor Is just a fat crow.
October 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
We hate to spread gossip, but we heard that Greeneville's Giant Andean Condor Is just a fat crow.
We want to congratulate Greeneville management on 1 day since a clown terrified a child at their "brilliant" BOO AT THE ZOO Halloween event.
September 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
We want to congratulate Greeneville management on 1 day since a clown terrified a child at their "brilliant" BOO AT THE ZOO Halloween event.
We apologize for trying to pass off trout as koi fish in our "Exotic Aquatic Experience" but tariffs are kicking our butts and we thought red highlighters were waterproof.
September 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
We apologize for trying to pass off trout as koi fish in our "Exotic Aquatic Experience" but tariffs are kicking our butts and we thought red highlighters were waterproof.
You'll never hear Greeneville's wolves cry to the blue corn moon.
September 20, 2025 at 6:28 AM
You'll never hear Greeneville's wolves cry to the blue corn moon.
Today, Greeneville Zoo said some of the most disturbing words we've ever heard.
September 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Today, Greeneville Zoo said some of the most disturbing words we've ever heard.
At least we're not on a Superfund site and our zoo director has both his arms.
LOL people asking for receipts at Redville Zoo. Every cage has a trailer hitch, the office is an RV, the zoo director wears an ankle monitor and has to be home by 5, and their ticket window uses a Hotmail address.
September 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
At least we're not on a Superfund site and our zoo director has both his arms.
Big weekend at Greeneville Zoo. We don't like to spread rumors but we heard they're trying to pass off a whiny coyote as a rare New Guinea Singing Dog.
September 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Big weekend at Greeneville Zoo. We don't like to spread rumors but we heard they're trying to pass off a whiny coyote as a rare New Guinea Singing Dog.
Unlike Greeneville Zoo, our employees aren't forced to wear weirdass matching uniforms.
August 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Unlike Greeneville Zoo, our employees aren't forced to wear weirdass matching uniforms.
Unlike Greeneville Zoo, Redville Zoo will be open be open normal hours on Labor Day.
August 31, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Unlike Greeneville Zoo, Redville Zoo will be open be open normal hours on Labor Day.
Greeneville Zoo is the only zoo in America where you enter through an insurance office.
August 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Greeneville Zoo is the only zoo in America where you enter through an insurance office.
A lot of people are saying that Greeneville Zoo sits on top of a Superfund site and their "Rare And Unusual Animals" exhibit is just a collection of radioactive freakish mutations that you enter at your own risk.
August 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
A lot of people are saying that Greeneville Zoo sits on top of a Superfund site and their "Rare And Unusual Animals" exhibit is just a collection of radioactive freakish mutations that you enter at your own risk.
Octopuses have 3 hearts and they all hate Greeneville Zoo.
August 13, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Octopuses have 3 hearts and they all hate Greeneville Zoo.
Our fainting goats are authentic.
Greeneville Zoo's fainting goats are just drama queens.
Greeneville Zoo's fainting goats are just drama queens.
August 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Our fainting goats are authentic.
Greeneville Zoo's fainting goats are just drama queens.
Greeneville Zoo's fainting goats are just drama queens.
The biggest difference between Redville Zoo and Greeneville Zoo is our animals are free to leave.
July 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The biggest difference between Redville Zoo and Greeneville Zoo is our animals are free to leave.
We were shocked to find out that Greeneville Zoo's passwords were all 123chimpanzee.
We were shocked to find out our files were hacked by Redville Zoo. We had no idea they could afford a computer.
July 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
We were shocked to find out that Greeneville Zoo's passwords were all 123chimpanzee.
Greeneville zoo doesn't understand "freedom"
Redville Zoo's fireworks display was a disaster. Ostriches trampled the outer parameter, ocelots headed in all directions, and the emus totaled a food truck. Downtown Redville is closed.
July 5, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Greeneville zoo doesn't understand "freedom"
Greeneville calls it an"escape." We call it "the governor's work furlough and rehabilitation program through soft societal reintegration."
There was an escape from Redville Zoo, but all of their employees have been recaptured.
June 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Greeneville calls it an"escape." We call it "the governor's work furlough and rehabilitation program through soft societal reintegration."
And we want To Congratulate Greeneville Zoo On their Prison Work Release Program and remind visitors that a flashing red ankle bracelet means you should call the cops.
We want to congratulate Redville management on their vaccination program that protects their animals from Redville's children.
June 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
And we want To Congratulate Greeneville Zoo On their Prison Work Release Program and remind visitors that a flashing red ankle bracelet means you should call the cops.