Here's the thing about Redville Zoo. We're not the biggest. We're not the fanciest. Some of our paperwork is questionable and a few of our animals are carrying diseases we can't identify, but we've been the #1 attraction in Redville since our truck ran out of gas and coasted into an empty field.

We want to congratulate Greeneville management on 1 day since a clown terrified a child at their "brilliant" BOO AT THE ZOO Halloween event.

Unlike Greeneville Zoo, our employees aren't forced to wear weirdass matching uniforms.